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When You Get The Vaccine is a Smosh music video released on January 8, 2021.

Description

What are you going to do when you finally get the long awaited vaccine?

This video was shot with a very limited crew. All cast & crew followed all CDC and California COVID-19 precautions and filming guidelines.

Lyrics

Trio
Ah!
What are you gonna do when you get the vaccine?
What are you gonna do when you get the vaccine?

Kimmy
I'm gonna go to a concert.
Woo!

Trio
What are you gonna do when you get the vaccine?

Ian
Stop washing my hands.

Trio
What are you gonna do when you get the vaccine?

Shayne
Think about the new COVID strain.

You guys heard about this?
It's poised to become the dominant strain,
Rendering the current vaccine useless.

Ian
You're being kind of a downer, dude.

Kimmy
At least he's washing his hands.

Shayne
Too much!

Trio
Ah!
What are you gonna do when you get the vaccine?

Kimmy
I'm gonna go to brunch.
Woo!

Trio
What are you gonna do when you get the vaccine?

Ian
Plunge my dirty hands
In the bunk bin
At the supermarket.

Trail mix,
Brown rice,
Beans,
Gummy sharks.

Trio
What are you gonna do when you get the vaccine?

Shayne
Hug all my friends at work,

And then realize I've forgotten how to do small talk,
So I'll just ask my coworkers uncomfortable questions,
Warranting an investigation by HR.

Hey if you had to hide a carrot on you're person,
Where would you put it?
I know the obvious answer is ass,
But what other holes you got?

Trio
What are you gonna do when you get the vaccine?
What are you gonna do when you get the vaccine?

Kimmy
Get drunk with my mom.
Woo!

Trio
What are you gonna do when you get the vaccine?

Ian
Break up with my pandemic girlfriend.

Sorry babe,
I've got options now.
Uh huh.
Uh huh.
Don't care.
Goodbye.

Now I'm lonely.

Shayne and Kimmy
Ah!
What are you gonna do when you get the vaccine?

Shayne
Address the trauma
Inflicted by over a year
Of isolation.

Kimmy
Wow!
You're gonna do therapy?

Shayne
No!
I'm gonna do drugs!

Kimmy
Oh.

Trio
Ah!
What are you gonna do when you get the vaccine?

Kimmy
Sample every ice cream flavor.
Thank you! Another.
Thank you! Another.
Thank you! Another.

Trio
What are you gonna do when you get the vaccine?

Ian
Tickle the buffest guy at the gym.

Nah,
I've seen buffer.

Trio
What are you gonna do when you get the vaccine?

Shayne
Never have sex again,
Because I haven't touched a human
In three years.

Kimmy
We've only been in quarrantine for a year.

Shayne
I haven't touched a human in three years.
The idea of human contact makes me uncomfortable.

Ian
Oh. Whoa. Man,
It's fine. You'll get-

Shayne
F***!

Kimmy and Ian
What are you gonna do when you get the vaccine?
What are you gonna do when you get the vaccine?

Kimmy
Go make out with Tim.
Woo!

Kimmy (to Tim)
I'm sorry. Uh.
C-Could we actually turn the lights off?
I've been wearing pajamas for over a year,
And I haven't felt sexy for so long
That I don't want you to perceive me.

Yeah.
Actually.
It's fine.
I'm just gonna go.

Tim
It's not your fault, Tim.
It's. It's fine.
Everything's good.

Trio
What are you gonna do when you get the vaccine?

Ian
Kill a real human man.

Kimmy
That's still illegal.

Ian
Damn!
Can I still act it out?

Shayne and Kimmy
Yes, you can.

Ian
Alright!

GO TO SLEEP!
GO TO SLEEP!
GO TO SLEEP!

No.

Kimmy
Damn, you still have a conscience!

Ian
No, it's not that.
I just don't wanna get in their six foot bubble.
It's not safe.
Is the new strain seriously already here?

Shayne
Yeah, it's terrifying.

Trio
Ah!
What are you gonna do when you get the vaccine?
What are you gonna do when you get the vaccine?

Shayne
Travel around the world.
Woo!

Ian
That's it?
Just travel?

'Kimmy
You spent this whole time freaking us out
About things going back to normal,
And you just wanna travel?

Shayne
Yeah,
I guess talking about my anxiety out loud
Made me feel better.
Don't you?

Kimmy and Ian
No!

Kimmy
What if the vaccine doesn't work?

Ian
Yeah,
I can't do another year of this!

Kimmy
I need to work!

Ian
Oh my god,
Me too!
Like,
Am I even hot enough to start an OnlyFans?

Kimmy
Some people are into that.

Ian
Oh my god,
That means NO!

Shayne
What are you gonna do when you get the vaccine?
What are you gonna do when you get the vaccine?
What are you gonna do when you get the vaccine?

Credits

Cast

Crew

  • Director: Ryan Finnerty
  • Written By: Monica Vasandani, Ian Hecox & Kurt Maloney
  • Editor: Mike Small
  • Executive Producer: Ryan Finnerty
  • Head Writer: Monica Vasandani
  • Production Manager: Alicia Gaynor
  • Production Coordinator: Jacqi Jones
  • Production Assistant: Andrew Harmon
  • DP: Brennan Iketani
  • Camera Operator: Kevin Rygg
  • Gaffer / AC: Tim Baker
  • Sound Mixer: Greg Jones
  • Art Director: Cassie Vance
  • Art Coordinator: Yasmeen Mughal
  • Art Assistant: Alex Aguilar
  • Wardrobe: Cassidy Kean
  • Assistant Editor/DIT: Matt Duran
  • GFX: Brittany Metz
  • Content Manager: Kiana Parker
  • Stage Manager: David Hill
  • Executive Assistant: Sammie Miller
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