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==Plot== |
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+ | When the Mailman (Ian) came to deliver a package to [[Anthony]], he mistakenly said Anthony's last name wrong by saying "Padildo." But Anthony corrects him by telling him that it's "Padilla." The Mailman asks to see his ID, but he thinks Anthony's a puppy molester once he sees the picture. [[Ian]] joins in and sees the picture of Anthony with gray hair. Both of them laugh at the picture, and Anthony yells at them, saying, "You guys are dicks!" The Mailman takes out what's in the package, an EyePad (a Tampax pad) and puts it over his eyes. The deliveryman is delighted that they work since he can't see anything. Anthony drives to the DMV to get his photo retaken. He tries to park in one space until a lady (played by Ian) tries to park her bicycle in the space. When Anthony yells at the lady for parking in that space, she tells him to park his car in a dumpster. Anthony says that it doesn't make sense, and the lady says his hair doesn't make sense. Since no one makes fun of his hair, Anthony punches her, and he goes into the DMV. |
− | Anthony is then in the DMV, waiting |
+ | Anthony is then in the DMV, waiting to get his photo retaken. He asks the guy (Ian) in front of him how long the line will take, the guy says it's only a couple of minutes, but he has a bottomless bucket of chicken to keep him occupied. Six hours later, the guy (voiced by Ian) has gotten noticeably fatter as he finishes his turn, and Anthony goes to the front of the line and says he needed his photo retaken. Still, he said, "I just need to change my PANTS!!!!!!!" since the lady he punched was the lady working at the DMV. She complains to Anthony about her job, and she has to do something for him now. Anthony asks if she can change his photo, but she says he has to retake his driver's test. Anthony asks why, and she answers: "Because all your sick puppy molesters are required to." Anthony says that he never molested a puppy, but the DMV lady asks him if he ever touched a puppy before without its permission. Anthony thinks that no one would ever do that, but the lady says she doesn't want to hear all of his gross molestations and such, so she tells him to retake his test and get out of her face. |
− | In the Driver's Test line, the same chicken guy is in front of him. The chicken guy says that this line is super quick, but |
+ | In the Driver's Test line, the same chicken guy is in front of him. The chicken guy says that this line is super quick, but six more hours later, a girl runs out of the car crying because she failed, and the chicken guy is up next, appearing to be even fatter than before. But the chicken guy refuses. Since he's so fat, he can't even fit in a car because of all the chicken he ate. So Anthony's up next, only to see the DMV lady again in the driver's test vehicle as his instructor. Anthony says to drive since he does it all the time. The lady says that she has one more thing: he has to do the whole test without molesting a puppy (or even touching it) that she pulled out from under the seat—the puppy calls to Anthony to pet him. Anthony tries to fight the temptation, but he fails to resist and ends up touching it without permission (in the DMV lady's opinion, molesting it). The lady says that he failed since he molested the puppy. Anthony begs the lady that he'll do anything to get his test done to get his photo retaken. The lady says: "Anything?" and the camera zooms in and out of their faces. |
− | Anthony is then seen in his underwear (SpongeBob Boxers) |
+ | Anthony is then seen in his underwear (SpongeBob Boxers) and says to the lady that he doesn't think he can go through with the thing he's doing. The lady says that he better start scrubbing if he wants his license. Then Anthony starts cleaning, what the viewers think is the lady's private, but he's wiping down the lady's bike. It is seen that the Mailman is having a date with the DMV lady. The Mailman asks: "Why is he in his underwear?" the lady responds: "Why not?" The Mailman responds: "True. This is the best first date ever!!" Anthony says, "Huh? with his mouth open before one of the bike pedals, the lady takes out a camera and catches Anthony "molesting" the bike (looks like Anthony eating a bike pedal). |
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When Anthony was waiting in line for his drivers license, he asks the chicken eating guy if he liked putting drumsticks in his mouth. |
When Anthony was waiting in line for his drivers license, he asks the chicken eating guy if he liked putting drumsticks in his mouth. |
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==Trivia/Goofs== |
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⚫ | *Anthony's ID says that his name is "[[EVIL FORTUNE COOKIE!|Anthony Danger Padilla]] |
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⚫ | * Anthony's ID says that his name is "[[EVIL FORTUNE COOKIE!|Anthony Danger Padilla]]," and his address is [[CRAZY FATASS! (True Story 1)|1234 Street St.]], the expiration date is 9/16/2014, his height is 4"-1, his weight is 285lbs, and the DD reads: 8/10/2012767319/BBRN/13, and the DL number reads D51578787. |
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==[[Shut Up!]] Opening== |
==[[Shut Up!]] Opening== |
Latest revision as of 06:22, 29 October 2022
WORST ID PHOTO EVER! is a Smosh video uploaded on August 10, 2012.
Syponsis
Anthony needs to get a new ID photo, but an incident involving the DMV Lady ruins his plans to get the photo.
Plot
When the Mailman (Ian) came to deliver a package to Anthony, he mistakenly said Anthony's last name wrong by saying "Padildo." But Anthony corrects him by telling him that it's "Padilla." The Mailman asks to see his ID, but he thinks Anthony's a puppy molester once he sees the picture. Ian joins in and sees the picture of Anthony with gray hair. Both of them laugh at the picture, and Anthony yells at them, saying, "You guys are dicks!" The Mailman takes out what's in the package, an EyePad (a Tampax pad) and puts it over his eyes. The deliveryman is delighted that they work since he can't see anything. Anthony drives to the DMV to get his photo retaken. He tries to park in one space until a lady (played by Ian) tries to park her bicycle in the space. When Anthony yells at the lady for parking in that space, she tells him to park his car in a dumpster. Anthony says that it doesn't make sense, and the lady says his hair doesn't make sense. Since no one makes fun of his hair, Anthony punches her, and he goes into the DMV.
Anthony is then in the DMV, waiting to get his photo retaken. He asks the guy (Ian) in front of him how long the line will take, the guy says it's only a couple of minutes, but he has a bottomless bucket of chicken to keep him occupied. Six hours later, the guy (voiced by Ian) has gotten noticeably fatter as he finishes his turn, and Anthony goes to the front of the line and says he needed his photo retaken. Still, he said, "I just need to change my PANTS!!!!!!!" since the lady he punched was the lady working at the DMV. She complains to Anthony about her job, and she has to do something for him now. Anthony asks if she can change his photo, but she says he has to retake his driver's test. Anthony asks why, and she answers: "Because all your sick puppy molesters are required to." Anthony says that he never molested a puppy, but the DMV lady asks him if he ever touched a puppy before without its permission. Anthony thinks that no one would ever do that, but the lady says she doesn't want to hear all of his gross molestations and such, so she tells him to retake his test and get out of her face.
In the Driver's Test line, the same chicken guy is in front of him. The chicken guy says that this line is super quick, but six more hours later, a girl runs out of the car crying because she failed, and the chicken guy is up next, appearing to be even fatter than before. But the chicken guy refuses. Since he's so fat, he can't even fit in a car because of all the chicken he ate. So Anthony's up next, only to see the DMV lady again in the driver's test vehicle as his instructor. Anthony says to drive since he does it all the time. The lady says that she has one more thing: he has to do the whole test without molesting a puppy (or even touching it) that she pulled out from under the seat—the puppy calls to Anthony to pet him. Anthony tries to fight the temptation, but he fails to resist and ends up touching it without permission (in the DMV lady's opinion, molesting it). The lady says that he failed since he molested the puppy. Anthony begs the lady that he'll do anything to get his test done to get his photo retaken. The lady says: "Anything?" and the camera zooms in and out of their faces.
Anthony is then seen in his underwear (SpongeBob Boxers) and says to the lady that he doesn't think he can go through with the thing he's doing. The lady says that he better start scrubbing if he wants his license. Then Anthony starts cleaning, what the viewers think is the lady's private, but he's wiping down the lady's bike. It is seen that the Mailman is having a date with the DMV lady. The Mailman asks: "Why is he in his underwear?" the lady responds: "Why not?" The Mailman responds: "True. This is the best first date ever!!" Anthony says, "Huh? with his mouth open before one of the bike pedals, the lady takes out a camera and catches Anthony "molesting" the bike (looks like Anthony eating a bike pedal).
When sitting on the couch with Ian, Anthony shows him his license. Ian says that Anthony looks like a bike molester now. Anthony says: "Oh, SH*T" and throws his ID on the ground.
Alternate Scene
When Anthony was waiting in line for his drivers license, he asks the chicken eating guy if he liked putting drumsticks in his mouth.
Script
Gallery
WORST ID PHOTO EVER!/Gallery
Trivia/Goofs
- The DMV Lady reappears from REJECTED MARIO GAMES (played by Ian).
- This video is the first time she's a significant character involved with the plot.
- Anthony's ID says that his name is "Anthony Danger Padilla," and his address is 1234 Street St., the expiration date is 9/16/2014, his height is 4"-1, his weight is 285lbs, and the DD reads: 8/10/2012767319/BBRN/13, and the DL number reads D51578787.
- The date of birth on Anthony's license is his actual birthday, but 75 years to his valid birthday, the first part of the DD is the video's release date, and the address was used as the fake address in the first True Story Cartoon.
- Strangely, in License Test, his picture is him with a weird face, different information, and his signature being spelled "Anthoy Padildy" now, his signature is spelled correctly.
- Though he might've changed his signature when his photo was changed to the "Puppy Molester."
- Even though Anthony was in the DMV for 12 hours, the time of the day didn't seem to change.
- When Anthony was driving around the DMV Parking lot, visibly, there was a space closer to the building.
- The part where the Mailman puts the pad on his eyes might be a reference to Pubertina #3
- The Mailman was in I SUCK AT DRAW SOMETHING!
- Anthony's ID expires on 12-21-12, the day that was rumoured to be the end of the world.
- The license says his height is 4'1" while his actual height is 5'11".
- It is impossible for the girl before Anthony and the Chicken Guy at the driving test to take at least six hours to finish her test.
- In the comments of this video, there was a channel called "JUSTINBIEBERCHANNEL" who kept telling Smosh to delete their videos, saying that they're a bad influence to their (whoever it is) daughter.
- El Smosh's version of this video releases the same day as the Closing Ceremony of the Olympics.
- The knock and bang the Mailman uses on the door of the Smosh house is "Shave And A Haircut."
Shut Up! Opening
- "All right kids, say cheese! SHUT UP!"
- —{{{2}}}
Subscription Ending
- "Thanks for subscribing sweetie! Now get back to scrubbin'! Oh yeah..."
- —{{{2}}}
Video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rcLovRGm4w