(Side note: I'm a fan of Skylanders. These are just mere jokes ala Bart Baker.)
From the company that may or may not infringe copyrights, comes the fifth game in the ultimate of gaming Hell.
Skylanders: Superchargers.
Your wallet dies for a fifth time as Spyro, I mean, Spitfire and his team of Nascar rejects adventure through Skylands yet again. See, this is prove that Activision hates its fans.
But if you really want to go through the major feature of this game, adventure in vehicles through land, sea, and sky for more than half the quest. It's just Banjo-Kazooie Nuts and Bolts all over again.
Now featuring an online mode that totally ripped off Mario Kart and Nintendo guest stars that make it feel even more like ET for the Atari.
So play the fifth installment of a game that's been accused of unoriginality, selling out, anger issues, and blasphemy. On second thought, don't play it.
Starring:
- Undersea Big Daddy
- You're A Kid Now, You're a Squid Now
- High Volt Never Ends
- Nina Sky
- Baby Mothra
- The Book of Life
- Male-Ly Cyrus
- Harcore Fire Kraken
- Discount Luminous
- Captain Hook's Wife
- Poseidumb
- Doot Doot
- Thanks, Obama!
- You Haven't Really Changed That Much
- Jade With a Gun
- What Is That Armor?
- Human Shield
- Lava Lance Armstrong
- Monkeys In Mercedes Business Kong
- and Ripoff Bow Wow
Not to mention the vehicles:
- Dive-Thru
- Classic Spyro
- Scientifically Innacurate
- Milennium Falcon
- HexBug
- Crypt CrushArcade
- Thumper-Struck
- Hot Wheels
- Speed of Light
- Wanta Manta?
- Gill Grunt: The Reimagining: The Ride
- Also Scientufucally Inaccurate
- Easy Money
- Laserbeak
- Tumblr
- ...So a teenage skater vampire drives a buggy, of all things?
- SharkTankNado
- Hot Wheels Battle Force 5
- Barrel of Not Really That Fun
- and Senior Clown Car
Bubsy: Nuts and Bolts 64 06 for the Atari!
Just because you race against villains from the previous game doesn't make the game any better. Sorry, Broccoli Guy.