From Activision, the company that somewhat spawned the MLG fad, comes the most hated video game franchise ever created.
Skylanders.
There's the one you hate because they ruined Spyro's design, the one you hate because your favorite Skylanders didn't get Series 2 reposes, the one you hate because it had terrible quality on the Wii, and the one you hate just because. It's basically the Jar Jar Binks of video games.
Choose from over 100 characters, in which half of will never be in the sequel, and complete all sorts of levels that take an hour to clear, to fight enemies that are either really OP or take one hit to kill.
But if that's not enough, try out the minigames hidden in levels such as cannon shooting, bomb throwing, ball rolling, Skystones, another Skystones, the arena, heroic challenges, and all sorts of other crap you're terrible at.
So experience the joy that is getting Skylanders, then witness the pain that is becoming broke. Also, it ripped off Webkinz. And it spawned Amiibo. And Disney Infinity. And those TMNT toys.
Speaking of pain, if you look up Skylanders on the internet, you'll come across terrible videos of spoiled bratty kids, terrible commentaries, and some ranting Christian lady.
So, what you're trying to say is that mushrooms are going to take over the world? Cool story, sis!
Starring about as many characters as there are Gen 1 Pokémon, because just like the Pokémon, we're naming them all.
There are the cores, which have nothing special.
- Ice Goro (Slam Bam)
- Because I'm Zappy (Zap)
- The Gills Have Eyes (Gill Grunt)
- Teenage Mr. Krabs (Wham-Shell)
- Elsa (Chill)
- Fish Are Friends, Not Food (Rip Tide)
- Sea Bewbs (Punk Shock)
- Dr. Blowhole (Flip Wreck)
- Earth to Echo
- I Came in Like a Wrecking Ball
- Facial Horror (Spyro)
- Are You Sure He's Not from Wizard 101 (Voodood)
- Mask Scara (Double Trouble)
- Let's Get Drunk (Pop Fizz)
- Supa Star Strikas
- Paul McCartney (Dune Bug)
- Daughter Who (Deja Vu)
- El Cobra Cabra (Cobra-Cadabra)
- Tech N9ne (Drobot)
- Michael Bay (Boomer)
- Easy Money (Trigger Happy)
- Super Fighting Robot (Drill Sergeant)
- Push Me...and Then Just Touch Me... (Sprocket)
- BOOM BOOM EXPLOSIONS (Countdown)
- An Amiibo (Wind-Up)
- Get in the Chopper
- Mario Kart (Tread Head)
- Alicorn Dashie (Whirlwind)
- Knuckles Got Buff (Sonic Boom)
- Paratroopa (Warnado)
- Zeus (Lightning Rod)
- Flappy Bird (Jet-Vac)
- Spiked Kirby (Pop Thorn)
- Grumpy Cat (Scratch)
- Blades It
- Oh, You Touch by Fling Fling Kong
- Patrick Stump (Stump Smash)
- Zook Skywalker
- Green Kitana (Stealth Elf)
- Eat That Watermelon (Camo)
- Illuminati Confirmed (Shroomboom)
- Not the Bees (Bumble Blast)
- Zoo Lou Maloney
- Eat Your Veggies (Food Fight)
- Speed Racer (High Five)
- Daughters of Darkness (Hex)
- Ghost Rider (Ghost Roaster)
- Spooky Scary Skeleton (Chop Chop)
- Cynderp
- Lancing With the Stars (Fright Rider)
- Avril Lavigne (Roller Brawl)
- Grim Creeper's Gonna Steal All Our Stuff Again
- You Are What You Eat (Funny Bone)
- And the Best Name Award Goes To.... (Bat Spin)
- Stereotypes: The Character (Dino-Rang)
- Bash Bandicoot
- Terra.exe (Terrafin)
- Prison Break (Prism Break)
- The Crystal Gems (Flashwing)
- Ugly Yoshi (Slobber Tooth)
- Scorp...Wait, That's His Actual Name? I'm Out of Ideas!
- Jersey Shore Fist Bump
- Rocky Roll McDonalds
- Lameslinger
- Ho-oh (Sunburn)
- Knight of Fire (Ignitor)
- Sick Burn (Eruptor)
- Hot Diggety Dog
- Orange Rhino Ranger (Fryno)
- Black Lava Girl (Smolderdash)
- This Girl is on Fiyaaa (Torch)
- Hasbro (Trail Blazer)
- I See White and Gold (Spotlight)
- I See Black and Blue (Blackout)
The Giants, which are bigger than Ridley, yet die-hard Skyfans want to see in the next Smash Bros. game.
- The Beast of Pirates' Bay (Thumpback)
- Giant Stealth Elf (Ninjini)
- Baymax (Bouncer)
- Mega Beedrill (Swarm)
- Mokujin (Tree Rex)
- You Won't Believe the Things I've Seen (Eye-Brawl)
- MC Hammer (Crusher)
- Hot Mess (Hot Head)
The Swap Force characters, which have the abili - OW, MY WAIST!
- Davy Jones (Wash Buckler)
- Freeze a Crowd (Freeze Blade)
- Harry Potter (Hoot Loop)
- Amazing Cat (Trap Shadow)
- The Guy From Daft Punk (Magna Charge)
- The Other Guy From Daft Punk (Spy Rise)
- Look At All Those Chickens (Free Ranger)
- This Name Met the Same Fate as IRL Bomberman (Boom Jet)
- Swiggity Swooty, Don't Smell my Booty (Stink Bomb)
- Donkey Kong (Grilla Drilla)
- Night Shift in Blue
- Rattle Shake and Roll
- I Knew You Were Rubble (Rubble Rouser)
- 720 Noscope (Doom Stone)
- Dr. Wily's Newest Creation (Blast Zone)
- Jake Long (Fire Kraken)
The villains that go from bad to good - it's basically a reverse of what happened to Miley Cyrus.
- My Drunk Kitchen (Gulper)
- Doge (Slobber Trap)
- Cold Miser (Chill Bill)
- Brawlrus the Chain Engine (Brawl and Chain)
- Angry Birds (Cross Crow)
- Gill Grunt's Biggest Fan (Threatpack)
- A Mario Kart Item (Bomb Shell)
- Candy Barf (Pain-Yatta)
- Angry Video Game Nerd (Rage Mage)
- Crackhead Bill Nye (Dr. Krankcase)
- I Am the Brawlrus
- I Have an Army (Trolling Thunder)
- We Have a Hulk (Bruiser Cruiser)
- World's Biggest Traitor (Mab Lobs)
- Your Average Lumberjack (Shrednaught)
- Laserbeak (Buzzer Beak)
- The Girl in the Scary Maze Game (Dreamcatcher)
- Kraang-kenstein (Krankenstein)
- Tak and the Power of Bad Juju
- Fanboys (Chompy Mage)
- Stalkees (Chompy)
- Fight Me IRL (Shield Shredder)
- Big Bird (Cuckoo Clocker)
- Baa Baa Evil Sheep (Sheep Creep)
- Your Overload. No, Really, All Hail Broccoli Guy! (Broccoli Guy)
- Gene Simmons (Wolfgang)
- Bart Baker (Masker Mind)
- Where the Hood Sickle At
- Breakfast at Cemetery (Bone Chompy)
- Cleopatra (Golden Queen)
- VeggieTales (Tussle Sprout)
- Easy Money (Chomp Chest)
- Yo Mummy (Grave Clobber)
- Emeril (Chef Pepper Jack)
- Crap Shooter (Scrap Shooter)
- Happy Bob-omb (Grinnade)
- Smoke Scream Every Day
- The Light at the End of the Tunnel (Luminous)
- Dumb Webkinz (Eye Five)
- Kraftwerk (Blaster-Tron)
- Green Goblin (Lob Goblin)
- Deadly Nightshade
- Little Mac (Fisticuffs)
- Omsk Crow (Tae Kwon Crow)
- Michelle Wazowski (Eye Scream)
- Wimpy Ganondorf (Kaos)
And the Trap Masters, a horrible excuse for Trap Team having too many bosses.
- Crocodile Dundee (Snap Shot)
- Rock Lob-Star
- Good Kaos (Blastermind)
- Enigmas in Paris
- Courtney Gears (Gearshift)
- Digimon (Jawbreaker)
- World's Best Deep Breather (Gusto)
- Mega Altaria (Thunderbolt)
- Deez Nutz (Bushwhack)
- Catwoman (Tuff Luck)
- Chop Chop Daddy (Krypt King)
- Scissorman (Short Cut)
- Flash Bang Wallop
- Big Time Head Rush
- Golden Simba (Wildfire)
- Hulkamania (Ka-Boom)
- Dark Horse (Knight Mare)
- and Kid Icarus: Uprising (Knight Light)
Spyro's Homies!
Also, this game is really glitch. If you don't believe me, Hood Sickle's gonna explain it to you.