ULTIMATE ASSASSIN'S CREED 3 SONG is a Smosh video uploaded on October 26, 2012.
Brief Syponsis :
Cast
Connor Kenway - Anthony Padilla
George Washington - Ian Hecox
British General - Keenan Johnston
Benjamin Franklin - Steven Sommers
General's Mother - Maggie Adair Upton
Angry Commoner - Ernesto S. Bustos
Dancing British Soldier - Travis S. Zeiler
Arrow to the neck soldier - Lee Eisenhower
Ax to the face soldier - Elyjah Wibur
British Guards
Alan D. Beck, Ricky Borba, David Chernyavsky, Dan Fagan, K.C. Farrell, Keith Lowell Jensen, Jason A. Manoogian, Zachary Peters
Common Folk
Paula Barkley, Dan Beard, Telly "Leatherface" Blackwood,Sean Boncato, Bob Casper, Sheryl Casper, Robyn Colburn,Christa Cranmer, Kathleen DeVries, Scot Free, Lauryn Gardner,Pryor Hudson, Josephine Longo, Krystina Mae, Gary Pannullo,Ken Pohl, Christa Quinn, West Ramsey, Tanner Robinson,Gillian Tarkington, Dawn Towle, Latasha Yvette
Lyrics
How many fools can I kill today?
Too many to count, don't get in my way
I shoot a mofo in the throat with my bow
Tomahawk chop is my death blow
Freedom fightin' machine, big-ass hatchet in hand
Why'd you have to kill my bros? I'm-a slash your face, man
I'm a very skilled assassin killin' dudes in ones and twos
Blood flowin' like a river, need a box of tissues
When I'm huntin', I be stuntin', you can never find me
In the bushes, in the hay stacks, in your mother's laundry
Watch me comin', free runnin', up the walls like a boss
What you lookin' at, bitch? Taste my tomahawk chop!
How many fools can I kill today?
Too many to count, don't get in my way
I shoot a mofo in the throat with my bow
Tomahawk chop is my death blow
How many fools can I kill today?
Too many to count, don't get in my way
I shoot a mofo in the throat with my bow
Tomahawk chop is my death blow
Tomahawk, Tomahawk
To-To-Tomahawk, Tomahawk
Tomahawk
Tomahawk, Tomahawk
Tomahawk, To-To-Tomahawk
From Boston to NY, always up to no good
Don't know how I can see out this big-ass hood
Walkin' through the crowds touchin' you on the back
Using my hidden blade for a secret attack
Jumpin' off of giant buildings like I was a super man
Use your momma as a meat shield every time that I can
Take a break from the war to hunt for some meat
What? A man's gotta eat...
How many fools can I kill today?
Too many to count, don't get in my way
I shoot a mofo in the throat with my bow
Tomahawk chop is my death blow
How many fools can I kill today?
Too many to count, don't get in my way
I shoot a mofo in the throat with my bow
Tomahawk chop is my death blow
Tomahawk, Tomahawk.
To-To-Tomahawk, Tomahawk
Tomahawk
Tomahawk, Tomahawk
Tomahawk, To-To-Tomahawk
Up first in the verse feel the clack of wooden teeth
Bread and butter, lift the covers and you'll find the fu**in' heat
Revolution I lead, with the world I got beef
I dig my wigs powdered, wear boxers- I don't wear briefs
You can't step up to me and my gang
Horse and carriage, drive bys, bullet in the chamb'
Ridin' over your clique like the Delaware, son
I'll get my face on that dollar before this sh*t's done
How many fools can I kill today?
Too many to count, don't get in my way
I shoot a mofo in the throat with my bow
Tomahawk chop is my death blow
How many fools can I kill today?
Too many to count, don't get in my way
I shoot a mofo in the throat with my bow
Tomahawk chop is my death blow
Tomahawk, Tomahawk
To-To-Tomahawk, Tomahawk
Tomahawk
Tomahawk, Tomahawk
Tomahawk, To-To-Tomahawk
Trivia
- This video was made to celebrate the release of Assassin's Creed 3.
- This is George Washington's second appearance since Washington's First Video Blog.
- There is a reference to Gangnam Style when George Washington is doing the horse-riding dance at 2:50.
- When Anthony says "mofo" in the chorushe is refering to the British Army as mother f***ers.
- It's impossible for Anthony to kill the deer with one arrow, cook it, and put BBQ sauce on the deer meat that quickly.
- At 0:46 there seems to be a Wilhelm Scream coming from the solider.
- The only Spanish in the El Smosh version was the line: What? A man's gotta eat. The rest of the song remains in English, but with Spanish subtitles.
- The guy who looks like Benjamin Franklin is wearing a wrist watch even though they weren't invented until the early 1900s and the song takes places in the 1770s making the music video not 100% accurate.
- This the first subscription ending to have part of the song in it.
- The Limb that was chopped off was similar to the limb in LIFE HACKING!.
- At 3:27,the British Soldier that gets kicked by George Washington is on his knee praying.
- The way the video starts is similar to the Animus activating in Assassin's Creed.
- This is perhaps Smosh's most violent video, as Anthony and Ian were both seen frequently killing people in rather graphic and bloody fashions.
- You hunt in the game to trade with money to buy anything that will help you along the way.
Subscription Ending
- "Subscribe now and get an imaginary tomahawk! And if you don't subscribe, then you're just gonna have to imagine something else, like a big, thick dictionary!
Tomahawk, Tomahawk
To-To-Tomahawk, Tomahawk''"
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Shut Up! Opening
- "Look at that guy's hood! It's so big! SHUT UP!"
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