The Tribe Has Spoken #Salty is a song performed by Mari Takahashi on her personal channel AtomicMari. It Alex Lewis, directed by Lewis and Mari's boyfriend Peter Kitch, and produced by Hughie Stone Fish . It was released on September 28, 2016.
The song was made after Mari was the first person voted off her team on Survivor. As the song states, Mari is still "salty" about this.
Description[]
Heh. So. Yeah. #MariArmy going strong. I love you guys so SO much. Thank you, humbly, for your unflagging support and kindness. This is a fun video my friend, Alex, and I made last night. It's sorta weird and off the wall... take it with a grain of... wait for it... saaaaaaaalt.
Yes, I'm #salty. And sad. But I know my days are bright because of you guys. But for just this one night, let's ignite the internet ablaze with our #salty goodness 😈🔥 Share it and like it if you like it and support it -- I really appreciate it!
Huge thanks to:
Director/musical genius: Alex Lewis @i8athumbtack for creating this video and song overnight
Music producer: @hughiestonefish
DP/camera: @aboutpeter
And lastly, CBS, for an experience of a lifetime. I'd go back to play #Survivor in a heartbeat. Game over. Replay. Put me in, coach!
I couldn't have done any of this without you guys. You rock my world. Thank you 💜
Lyrics[]
If you screw with me
Don't try to fix it with flattery
I'll come after you with
AsSALT and battery
I'm salty... I'm salty...
I'm sodium and chloride salty!
Don't tell me I'm way too filled with emotion
I'm a tidal wave formed in the saltiest ocean
I feel really crappy and it's all your fault!
Call me Angelina 'cause I'm filled with salt!
I'm salty... I'm salty...
I'm sodium and chloride salty!
I'm salty... I'm salty...
S-A-L-T SALTY
A salt sandwich may seem kind of plain
But it gets a lot better with salt cocaine!
But just a grain!
Or it'll mess up your brain!
Don't make someone too salty or they'll go insane!
I'm salty... I'm salty...
I'm sodium and chloride salty!
I'm salty... I'm salty...
S-A-L-T SALTY
Trivia[]
- This is the first music video on any Smosher's personal channel.
- Lasercorn, true to his nature, advised Mari this in the comments: "Mari, in times like this the best advice I can give you is to just take a deep breath, count to 3 and then SEEK VENGEANCE!" The comment has over one thousand likes and over sixty replies.