The Mother's Day Rule is a music video that aired on Smosh on May 8, 2015.
Plot
As the video starts, Ian's mom asks what happened to her car when Ian drove it. He replies saying a quick tornado flew by and scratched the paint job. Keith and Anthony tell Ian he has to tell the truth and not to lie about it.
Just before the video ends, Ian says he might have done some things with his girlfriend in his mother's bed. Anthony asks what he did while Ian tries to deny what he said. Anthony becomes very disgusted with what Ian had done.
== LyricsHey, Mom, you're the bomb for giving us a home
and not grounding me for nudes you found on my phone
I'm so glad Dad impregnated you
and nine months later I burst out of your womb ==
I remember when I was eight my life was going great
my sister loved Snapple there was no debate
I thought it would be funny to play a sweet prank
take the plastic off the cap And put it in her drink (ha ha)
and when she sipped it I saw her start to choke
I couldn't foresee it'd get caught in her throat
Her birthday was ruined because of my stupid mistake
She never drank Snapple again and I got all her cake
ears bears
Thanks, Mom, for stepping up and saving the day (you rock)
I didn't want to have to find out this way (love you)
Hey, Mom, I did something that wasn't that cool
so now I gotta follow that Mother's Day Rule
Hey, Mom, you're the bomb for giving us a home
and not grounding me for nudes you found on my phone
I'm so glad Dad impregnated you
and nine months later I burst out of your womb
And when I was fifteen I messed up again
trying to impress some girls with my friends
See, I understand the ladies and here was the scoop:
hot girls can't resist the sight Of burning poop (ha ha)
So I found a dog lured him up the steps
tried to feed him X-Lax but he wouldn't ingest
but I didn't stress out I just dealt with the glitches
I knew what I had to do to impress these bitches (*whistle*)
but the fire kept spreading it wouldn't stay put
so my mama had to step the crap out with her foot
Hey, Mom, I did something That wasn't that cool
so now I gotta follow that Mother's Day Rule
Hey, Mom, you're the bomb for giving us a home
and not grounding me for nudes you found on my phone
I'm so glad Dad impregnated you
and nine months later I burst out of your womb
Hey, Mom! (do doo doo do doo doo do doo)
You're the bomb! (do doo doo do doo doo do doo)
Hey, Mom! (do doo doo do doo doo do doo)
You're the bomb! (do doo doo do doo doo do doo)
Sorry we hid so many things from you (years ago)
but here's a couple other things you probably (should know)
I watched porn on the computer and I told you (I never did)
put a sandwich in the VCR When I was (a little kid)
I punched a hole in the wall and I hid it with a (poster)
tried to cook a pizza in the mother flipping toaster
threw a big ass party time (you were away)
Lied to a hot girl and told her (I was gay)
and my fish might have died because I overfed
and I might have done some stuff with a girl In your bed, yeah
Cast
Sharon Hecox - Voice of Ian's Mom
John Williams as Keith's Dad
Shadena Luttin as Keith's Mom
Sylvestre Espinoza as Anthony's Friend
Kyle Haubert as Anthony's Friend
Brittni Barger as Teenage Girl
Felicia Cowley as Teenage Girl
Trivia
- Keith made his first appearance as a main musical performer in this video.
- The Shut Up! opening is fairly similar to that of Parents Suck!.
- The poster Anthony hides the hole in the wall with is the exact same poster he had on his room's door when he was eighteen.
- This is Courtney Miller's first official appearance on any of the Smosh channels.
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Shut Up! Opening
- "Make sure you eat all your vegetables. SHUT UP!"
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Subscription Ending
- "Please subscribe to my son's channel that he does with his friend Anthony."
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