"The Epic Battle: Jesus vs Cyborg Satan"
Producers
Ian Hecox[ 2] Anthony Padilla[ 2]
Writers
Ian Hecox[ 2] Anthony Padilla[ 2]
Starring
Ian Hecox[ 2] Anthony Padilla[ 2]
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"The Epic Battle: Jesus vs. Cyborg Satan" is a Smosh video released on November 19 , 2005 . It is the first public video that does not feature Ian and Anthony lipsyncing to television theme songs ; rather, it is an original plot featuring a fight between action figures of Jesus Christ and Cyborg Satan .
Description [ ] Smosh.com [ ] Jesus vs Cyborg Satan! Who will win? [ 3]
YouTube [ ] Jesus vs Cyborg Satan! Who will win?
Watch this video in higher quality & download at http://www.smosh.com [ 1]
Credits [ ] Cast [ ] Crew [ ] Directors — Ian Hecox, Anthony Padilla[ 2]
Producers — Ian Hecox, Anthony Padilla[ 2]
Writers — Ian Hecox, Anthony Padilla[ 2]
Editor — Anthony Padilla[ 2]
Key Grip — Anthony Padilla[ 2]
Cinematography — Ian Hecox[ 2]
"Puppet Master" — Ian Hecox[ 2] Music [ ] John Debney – "Raising the Cross "[ 2] Fight Paris – "Fuck Me Stilettos "[ 2] Mortal Treason – "Death is the Beginning "[ 2] Randy Newman – "I Will Go Sailing No More "[ 2] John Debney – "Bearing the Cross "[ 2] Synopsis [ ] Jesus is reading a technology-related article on a newspaper when Cyborg Satan threateningly calls out to him. Jesus turns around, while Maria walks towards him. Cyborg Satan is immediately attracted to Maria, but upon seeing Maria going over to Jesus, Cyborg Satan tries to shoot Jesus out of jealousy. Maria takes the bullet, knocking Jesus back. Jesus gets up and goes to see if Maria is alright, then tries to carry her away but falls off the desk.
Cyborg Satan thinks that Jesus has been killed, but Jesus flies up and starts flying around the bedroom (a few times orbiting and molesting Anthony's head). Jesus perches himself atop Anthony's head and smugly asks what Cyborg Satan thinks of his moves. Cyborg Satan is impressed but confident he will do better. He gracefully dives off the desk but harshly lands on a platform below, injuring himself.
Naked G.I. Joe witnesses Cyborg Satan's fall and starts to run to him, but slips and falls off the bed onto the floor, screaming as he breaking both of his legs. Driven to get over to Cyborg Satan, Naked G.I. Joe slowly crawls over. Much to his frustration, however, his path is interrupted by a shoe that he decides to crawl over, crumpling onto his back out of exhaustion. Ian walks somewhere to grab Anthony a Mountain Dew and steps on Naked G.I. Joe in the process as the action figure lets out a pained groan. Unfazed, Naked G.I. Joe continues his journey but comes across the newspaper Jesus was originally reading and begins to read it off while the screen fades to black and the credits roll.
Lyrics [ ] "Fuck Me Stilettos " [ ] Jesus Christ: goddamn dick
"I Will Go Sailing No More " [ ] Randy Newman:
Clearly, I
Script [ ] Main article: The Epic Battle: Jesus vs Cyborg Satan/Script Gallery [ ] Main article: The Epic Battle: Jesus vs Cyborg Satan/Gallery
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Appearances [ ]
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Chicago Daily Tribune (first appearance) G.I. Joe (first appearance) Pokémon (first mentioned)
Trivia [ ] In the credits:
Stuntmen are listed as being "The Dall Llama ", David Blaine , and "Greased-up Deaf Guy".
The doll that was used to portray Maria is apparently named Robert.
Ian made the "wooshing noises" and Anthony made the "rocket" noises.
The figure of Jesus will later be seen in Pokemon Theme Song and its five-year-later sequel Pokemon Theme Song REVENGE .
"I Will Go Sailing No More" was used for Disney/Pixar's Toy Story
This is the only Smosh video uploaded in 2005 that is not a theme song lip-synch video.
Cyborg Satan's figure in the video is actually of Searchman.exe of the Mega Man Battle Network Goofs [ ] At 5:14, there is a shot of Naked G.I. Joe crawling to Cyborg Satan that reveals an empty floor between them, without the shoe the former encounters in the subsequent shot.[ 4] References [ ] External links [ ]
Smosh Episodes
2005
Pokemon Theme Music Video (deleted) • Power Rangers Theme • Mortal Kombat Theme • The Epic Battle: Jesus vs Cyborg Satan
2006
PREVIEW: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Theme • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Theme • Battleship • Transformers Theme • Smosh Short 1: Dolls • The California Stereotype Experiment • Boxman • Smosh Short 2: Stranded • The Best Car EVER • Food Battle 2006 • That Damn Neighbor • Frankie Rogers is James Bond • How Not to Make a First Impression • How Not to Act on a First Date • Feet For Hands • Boxman's Christmas • New Year's Eve PSA
2007
Three Wishes • Axe Murderer • Easy Step • Sparky Goes to a Club • Spiderman, Spiderman • License Test • April First • Anthony Gets a Haircut • Handshake • Hardcore Max • Food Battle 2007 • Transformers Rap • Three Guys in a Hotel • Quest for the Scooter • The Assassins • Replacement Needed • Reunited? • Male Model • The Haunting • Toy Airplane • Ian's Birthday • Santa is Real!
2008
Cat Soup • Boxman's Girlfriend • Left Handed • There Will Be Pokemon • Smosh Sued for $20 Million (April Fools) • Beef 'n Go • Batman's Cool Internet Video • Teleporting Fat Guy • Food Battle 2008 • Going to the Mountains • Life as Ghosts • Boxman for President • Sex Ed Rocks • Smosh Snatchers • A Merry Gangsta Christmas
2009
Breaking the Habit • Hardcore Max 2 • Ian's First Girlfriend • That Damn Prison Break • Unitarded • LeVar Burton Buys Smosh (April Fools) • Anthony's Death • Anthony's Resurrection • Anthony is Mexican • Grammar Police • I Heart Burgers • A Hairy Situation w/ Billy Mays • A Very Hairy Situation w/ Billy Mays • Washington's First Video Blog • Food Battle 2009 • The Ultimate Shoedown • Bigfoot is Gay • If Movies Were Real • Four Years Foreplay • Twilight: New Moon Deleted Scenes • Mighty Smoshin POWER RANGERS • Kid Craps Himself in Drift Car! • Pizza Zombies! • X-Mas: PORN on Santa's Computer • X-Mas: Osama's First Christmas • X-Mas: Santa Gets Down • Best of Smosh 2009
2010
Charlie the Drunk Guinea Pig • Ian Gets Lucky • Anthony Gets Engaged • HELP! WE'RE FAT! • EDITOR! • CRAZY FATASS! (True Story 1) • Ian Is Pregnant • If Video Games Were Real • Anthony Poses for Playgirl!?! • Smeagol Loves the Precious • Boxman 2.0 • I Love Lou Ferrigno! • Leave It To Bieber • Charlie the Drunk Guinea Pig 2 • 5 Ways to Get a Girl • Lizard Rabies! • Super Powers! • My Mom's AMAZING Video! • How Lady Gaga Got Famous • The Famous Cheese Guy • WTF! I'm Old! • Inappropriate Sonic • Arm Wrestling TO THE DEATH • KILLER TEDDY BEAR! • If Cartoons Were Real • Food Battle 2010 • FIRETRUCK! • 2 GUYS 1 BATHROOM • SELLING OUT!? • ★ MY FANNY PACK! ★ • PLAYING WITH GUNS! • THE FUTURE SUCKS! • That Damn Punishment • If Scary Movies Were Real • HALO RUINED MY LIFE! (True Story 2) • EPIC TEENY BATTLE! • HARRY POTTER DELETED SCENES! • Pokemon Theme Song REVENGE • VADER AND ME! • Cute Furry Kittens • TRON: Legacy *LEAKED FOOTAGE* • MY NEW HOT GIRLFRIEND • Best of 2010 Remix
2011
HOW TO HIDE A B0NER IN PUBLIC! • PARANORMAL EASY BAKE OVEN! • *NEW* Smosh Reality TV Show! • I'M NAKED! • HOT ROBOT SLAVE • JUSTIN BIEBER HITS PUBERTY (Never Say Never 2) • If Kids Shows Were Real • AMAZING NEW DRINK! • Charlie the Drunk Guinea Pig 3 • Charlie the Drunk Guinea Pig 3.5 • WORST TWIST ENDINGS EVER! • I KILLED THE TOOTH FAIRY! • MEETING MY IDENTICAL TWIN! • 3D is AWESOME! • I'M A PIRATE (True Story 3) • POKEMON IN REAL LIFE! • OUR VIDEO IDEAS STOLEN! • Runbrella (No. 1 MOTHER'S DAY GIFT!) • If Superheroes Were Real • DRIVING ME CRAZY!!! • REJECTED VIDEOS! • HOW TO DUMP YOUR GIRLFRIEND! • MY MAGICAL TAPEWORM! • POKEMON IN REAL LIFE 2! • MY BATHROOM SECRET • IF THE INTERNET WAS REAL • I'M NOT RACIST!!! • The Harry Potter Pill • MY GRANDPA'S DIRTY SECRET • If Movies Were Real 2 • First Person Shooters Suck! • Best Toy Ever! • Makeup For Men • Star Fox TV Show! • HOW TO COVER UP A MURDER • BANNED VIDEO • Food Battle 2011 • The Internet For Dummies • THE DITTO - Movie Trailer • XTREME SLEEPOVER! • POKEMON IN REAL LIFE 3! • THE NEW GHOSTBUSTERS • TEENS IN THE WILD! • REAL VOODOO DOLL! • The Legend of Zelda Rap • The Pokemon Master! • Motion Gaming Sucks! • I'M POSSESSED! • Meat in Your Mouth • If Holidays Were Real • Best of 2011 Remix!
2012
SIRI TRIED TO KILL ME! • HOW TO BE A COP! • REAL DEATH NOTE! • MIME FAIL! • PARENTS SUCK! • I WAS BRAINWASHED! • REJECTED TWILIGHT ZONE EPISODES! • HITCHHIKING DISASTER! • Attention: Facebook Users • POKEMON IN REAL LIFE 4! • I LOST MY HAIR! • HOMELESS MILLIONAIRE! • N1PPLES ON YOUTUBE! • Smosh On The News! • GUYS' GUIDE TO HUGGING GUYS • If Video Games Were Real 2 • STUCK IN A TOILET! • MANSPIDER! • Magic Keyboard! • 7YR OLD DOES TWILIGHT! • I SUCK AT DRAWING SOMETHING! • HOW TO CHEAT ON YOUR GIRLFRIEND! • SMOSH FOUND DEAD • REJECTED MARIO GAMES • 15 HOUR ENERGY! • My Mail Order Bride! • PEN15 CLUB • MY NEW EMO HAIR! • 5,000,000 SUBSCRIBERS! • OISHI WILL KICK YOUR ASS! • LIFE HACKING! • AWESOME NEW ROBOT! • Stupid Movie Sequels • WORST ID PHOTO EVER! • Taken 3 - TRAILER • IPhone 5 REVEALED • FOOD BATTLE 2012 ANNOUNCEMENT! • THAT'S HOT! • DRINK YOUR P!SS • BIGGEST ZIT EVER! • PHOTOSHOP PLASTIC SURGERY • BADASS NEW POWER RANGERS • GAMER GETS TROLL'D! • Food Battle 2012 • Teleporting Fat Guy is BACK! • Ultimate Assassin's Creed 3 Song • Addicted to Honey Boo Boo Child • These Nintendo Games are INSANE • My Pet Pikachu • DUBSTEP COMMERCIALS SUCK! • GIRLFRIENDS IN THE WILD • If TV Shows Were Real • A SMOSHY CHRISTMAS! (Part 1) • A SMOSHY CHRISTMAS! (Part 2) • Best of 2012 REMIX
2013
Disney Star Wars • My Bobblehead is Evil! • Holy Crap! 2 Billion Views! • We're in Super Mario! • That Damn Movie! • Driver's Ed Crap Rap! • Most Violent Game Ever!? • My Stupid Dying Grandpa! • Sexting Gone Wrong! • Life Better-ers! • Banned Airplane Safety Video • Zelda in Real Life! • Worst Online Date Ever • Gas Buster! • If Movies Were Real 3 • Google Glass Sucks! • Sleeping Pill Disaster • Worst Proposals Ever • Amazing New Workout • Good Vs Surprisingly Good • Dixon Cider • We're Stuck Together!!! • What Guys Are Really Thinking • STOP COPYING ME! • My Friend's Hot Sister • Japanese Titanic • We Need Friends • Magic Wipes • I Broke My Foot! • The Rarest Pokemon Card! • We Rule High School • I Have Kirby Powers! • RETARDED CATS: THE MOVIE • I Have a Secret Son • How to Survive a Burglary • So Many Hickeys! • OUR GENERATION IS DOOMED: The Movie • Scribblenauts in Real Life • My Twerking Addiction • New Pokemon Crossovers! • Stop Miley • Assassin's Creed 4 Rock Anthem • 22 Crazy Vines (That Don't Exist) • Food Battle 2013 • Loki Interview Prank • We Found a Dead Guy! • Longest Staring Contest Ever • My Mutant Rash! • Smosh Vs Zombies • The End of Christmas (Part 1) • The End of Christmas (Part 2) • Best of 2013 Remix
2014
Horny Cellmate • Molester Moon • Guy's Guide to Being Manly • Movies Vs Reality • Pimps of Prom • Jurassic Pokemon • Hide and Seek • Taylor Swift Dumped Me • Flappy Bird Ruined My Life • Creepy Weird Nudist • Pokemon in Real Life 5! • A Real Ouija Board? • Emma Watson Surprise Prank • If Video Games Were Real 3 • How to Be a YouTube Commenter • The Adventure Time Adventure • Movie Reboots Suck • Real Mario Lava Floor! • The Real Party Song • 19 More Crazy Vines (That Don't Exist) • Real Watch Dogs Hacks! • We're Stuck in Slow Motion • Addicted to Selfies • If Apps Were Real • Name Rap or Die • I Can Hear Your Thoughts • Anime Voice Swap • My Bathroom Disaster • My Morning Routine • The Rock Interview Prank • Real Minecraft Vacation • Disney's Star Wars Blind Date • If Bieber Wrote His Songs • If TV Shows Were Real 2 • Autocorrect Fail • iPhone 6 Revealed • Movies on Drugs • Conjoined Challenge • F**k Spoilers! • Your Dumb. I'm Dumber • This Video is Offensive • Backwards Challenge • Guns Suck • The New Slenderman • 6 Ways to Get a Girl • 9 Most Horrible Bosses • Ultimate Fan Suprise Prank • Food Battle 2014 • Top 10 Video Game Dances • Magic iPod • Just Like Link • Christmas Apocalypse (Part 1) • Christmas Apocalypse (Part 2)
2015
Best of 2014 Remix • If Guys Had Girl Problems • Smash Rap • Time Traveling Pickup Master • Murder Party • The Internet in Real Life • If Romantic Movies Were Real • The Truth Behind Emojis • Video Game Items in Real Life • My Hot Online Girlfriend • Apple Watch Sucks • Worst Parents Ever • Sex Turban • Ultimate High School Prank • 20 Million Subscribers! • We're in Super Mario Bros 2! • LEAKED Legend of Zelda NETFLIX TRAILER • Avengers: Age of Ultron LEAKED FOOTAGE • Anthony is Dating a Fan • EVERY BLANK EVER (Trailer) • The Mother's Day Rule • Every Instagram Ever • MAGIC iPAD • If Board Games Were Real • Every Party Ever • CHRIS PRATT INTERVIEW PRANK • THE NEW ANT MAN • Every Game Of Thrones Ever • SMOSH: THE MOVIE (OFFICIAL TRAILER) • Every Dad Ever • BATMAN'S A BITCH • GODS IN REAL LIFE • Every Wrestler Ever • SEXUAL SUN • Camp In A Van • EVERY SNAPCHAT EVER • Hand Bomb • Old People Movie Prank • Every Cat Ever • The Wiener Song (Autotune) • WHO IS THAT GUY?! • Every Break Up Ever • 6 People 1 Donut • TOM CRUISE IS MY ROOMMATE • Every Teacher Ever • We're in Super Mario Bros 3 • Finger Guns • Every Vine Ever • If The Internet Were Real 2 • Epic Trailer Gone Wrong • Every Birthday Ever • Movie Translation Fails • Food Battle X Announcement • If Kanye Were President • Every Walking Dead Ever • HOW TO GET A GIRLFRIEND • Food Battle X Cartoons • THE BAD PARTS OF HEAVEN • Every Halloween Ever • Yelp For People! • If Video Games Were Real 4 • Every Thanksgiving Ever • Montage Machine • 1985 vs 2015 • Food Battle X Trailer • Every Smosh Video Ever • Food Battle X • F**ked Up Christmas Movies • Every Jedi Ever • Netflix Conscience • 21 Things I'd Rather Do Than Smoke • Every Christmas Ever • Naked and Afraid • A Merry Minecraft Christmas! • Every New Years Ever
2016
Best of 2015 Remix • Part Timers (Official Trailer) • Douche Board Commercial • Every Dog Ever • If TV Shows Were Real 3 • Addicted to Pranking (Gone Sexual) • Every Football Game Ever • If Adults Acted Like Children • Drake-A-Wish • Every First Date Ever • If Reality Shows Were Real • Climate Control Isn't Real • Every Oscars Ever • Adult Magic School Bus • World's Smallest House • Every Sibling Ever • Keeping Up With the More Kardashians • Human Pokemon Battle • Every Superhero Ever • Hippie Grass Car • Part Timers Season 2 (Official Trailer) • Surprise Fan Prank • Every Driver Ever • If Teens Ruled the World • My Best Friend is a Robot • Every Boyfriend Ever • Kiss Currency • Worst Army Ever • Every Mom Ever • Super Virgin Squad • We're in The Angry Birds Movie • Every Prom Ever • LIE DETECTOR • ESCAPE ROOM CHALLENGE w/ My Mom • Every Girlfriend Ever • Backwards Curse Words • Chips Ghost • Every Starbucks Ever • One Letter Off Superheroes • Emo Hair • Every American Ever • Batman's a Bitch Returns • Dick Pic Curse • Every Funeral Ever • If Disney Princesses Were Real • Office Fight • Every Super Villain Ever • Video Game Items in Real Life 2 • Breaking News: Brad is Missing • Every Ex Ever • We're in Super Mario Maker! • Ghosts vs Humans • Every High School Ever • Batman Sucks Forever • Every Family Vacation Ever • Phone Nicknames Hurt • Worst Heist Ever • Every Election Ever • I Have a Micropenis • If Video Games Were Real 5 • 1976 vs 2016 • Every Bird Ever • ASTRONAUT GOOGLE SEARCH FAIL • What If Donald Trump... • If Movies Were Real 4 • Every Horror Movie Ever • How to Make Easy Money • What If The Walking Dead... • Man Trapped in Room For 20 Years • Every Hipster Ever • How To Be an Awesome Hacker • What If Star Wars... • Business Boy Emoji Curse • Every Shopper Ever • Guys Guide to Football • What If Your iPhone Were... • Masterchef Millennials • Naval Cannon • WHAT IF THE NEW SMOSH MOVIE... • LAW AND ORDER: ZOMBIE COP DIVISION (ZCD) • What If Santa Were... • this had to happen • Food Battle 2016
2017
Every Gym Ever • BEST of 2016 REMIX • WHAT IF MARIO...? • THE F*CKBOY SONG • EVERY DATING APP EVER • HORRIBLE PRANK RUINS MAN'S LIFE • WHAT IF TAYLOR SWIFT...? • IF PEOPLE WERE CARS • EVERY BATHROOM EVER • SOCIAL MEDIA DIVORCE COURT • EVERY BEST FRIEND EVER • ONE LETTER OFF TV SHOWS • EVERY CRUSH EVER • TOTALLY ACCURATE WRESTLING MATCH • HOW TO BE THE BEST GAMER IN THE WORLD • IPhone 8C ANNOUNCEMENT • EVERY ROOMMATE EVER • IF APPS WERE REAL • EVERY SLEEPOVER EVER • 1997 VS 2017 • EVERY GIRLS NIGHT OUT EVER • AM I A BAD BOYFRIEND? • EVERY GUYS NIGHT OUT EVER • MOVIES ON DRUGS 2 (La La Land, Pinocchio, Taken, & More) • WE'RE STUCK IN FAN FICTION! • EVERY ELEMENTARY SCHOOL EVER • IF PEOPLE ACTED LIKE THEY DO ONLINE • WOKE KIDS GAMES • EVERY ROMANTIC COMEDY EVER • THE VLOG VIRUS (w/ Ryan Higa and Rhett & Link) • ONE LETTER OFF VIDEO GAMES • WHAT IF ABRAHAM LINCOLN...? • DEEP CELEBRITY SONG (Music Video) • EVERY TEST EVER • Another Youtube Apology Video • WHAT IF DISNEY MOVIES... • REJECTED ZELDA GAMES • EVERY DENTIST EVER • ONE LETTER OFF MOVIES • WHAT IF YOUR DAD... • IF PEOPLE ACTED LIKE POLITICIANS • IF BOARD GAMES WERE REAL 2 • Anthony is Leaving Smosh • The TRUTH about Smosh. • THE SECRET TO INSTAGRAM COMEDY • WHAT IF HARRY POTTER... • IF REALITY SHOWS WERE REAL 2 • WHAT IF MILLENNIALS... • $1 Taco Vs. $1,000,000 Taco • EVERY APPLE STORE EVER • 2007 VS 2017 • WHAT IF YOUTUBERS... • NEWS WITHOUT TRUMP • EVERY SUMMER CAMP EVER • What's going on with Smosh?! • EVERY POOL PARTY EVER • Our Coffee Machine is Racist. • EVERY RECESS EVER • IF DISNEY MOVIES WERE REAL • EVERY ACTION MOVIE EVER • ONE LETTER OFF BOOKS • BEST ECLIPSE VIDEO EVER (deleting never) • TIME TRAVELER TRIES TO SAVE WORLD • EVERY FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL EVER • FIRST LOOK: $50,000 iPhone 8 Diamond Edition • EVERY SEX-ED EVER • ONE LETTER OFF KIDS SHOWS • EVERY SEX-ED EVER • HOW TO NOT PISS OFF ASIAN PEOPLE • EVERY HIGH SCHOOL CLIQUE EVER • IF KIDS SHOWS WERE REAL 2 • THE MOST HATED PEOPLE IN THE WORLD! • EVERY FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUE EVER • SUPER MARIO ODYSSEY AS A HORROR MOVIE • EVERY MCDONALD'S EVER • EVERY HAUNTED HOUSE EVER • 31 LAST MINUTE DIY HALLOWEEN COSTUMES • EVERY COSTUME PARTY EVER • The Kiss. • Kids on Bikes • WHAT IF SMOKING RUINED ICONIC MOVIE MOMENTS... • Taking Smosh in a new direction. • MatPat, Gabbie Hanna, and Ricky Dillon - You Posted That? • The Justice League is SAD • EVERY FAMILY GATHERING EVER • CaptainSparklez, Mini Ladd, and OMGItsFirefoxx - You Posted That? • EVERY STAR WARS FAN EVER • h3h3, Jacksfilms, and Elliott Morgan - You Posted That? • EVERY GRANDPARENT EVER • SOURCEFED RETURNS! - You Posted That? • EVERY HOLIDAY SEASON EVER • ANTI SANTA PROTEST GOES BAD • EVERY SANTA EVER • 2016 vs 2017 • THE BEST AND WORST OF 2017
2018
Thank You To The Viewers! (Music Video) • EVERY PUBERTY EVER • Rejected SMOSH Characters • EVERY AIRPORT EVER • EVERY GAME STORE EVER • If People Were Anime! • EVERY ELEVATOR EVER • How To Stand Up To A Bully! • EVERY FOREVER 21 EVER • RAPPERS IN 2018 • EVERY VALENTINE'S DAY EVER • WEIRD GUY MAKES A POP-TART GIRLFRIEND • EVERY P.E. CLASS EVER • EVERY MIDDLE SCHOOL EVER • THE MOST ANNOYING KID IN SCHOOL • EVERY WALMART EVER • HOW TO NOT PISS OFF WOMEN • EVERY TARGET EVER • INTERVIEW DISASTER w/ JOHN BOYEGA, CHARLIE DAY, AND SCOTT EASTWOOD • EVERY AMAZON EVER • EVERY SPRING BREAK EVER • IF MOVIES WERE REAL 5 • EVERY FART EVER • EVERY YOUTUBER EVER • IF MOVIES WERE GENDER SWAPPED • EVERY LATE NIGHT TALK SHOW EVER • Markiplier, Steven Suptic, and Lily Marston - You Posted That? • EVERY REALITY SHOW EVER • TANA MONGEAU ARRESTED (w/ Jon Cozart & Lisa Schwartz) • EVERY GAME SHOW EVER • SAFIYA NYGAARD ON YOU POSTED THAT! (w/ Olan Rogers & Joe Bereta) • EVERY HOTEL EVER • Ned from The Try Guys, Shayne Topp, and Khadi Don - You Posted That? • EVERY MUSEUM EVER • VIDEO GAME ITEMS IN REAL LIFE 3 • EVERY CHURCH EVER • APPS WE WISH WERE REAL • EVERY SUBWAY EVER • If People Were Anime 2! • EVERY TACO BELL EVER • HIGH SCHOOL IN 2008 VS 2018 • EVERY GRADUATION EVER • CHRIS PRATT is on our Game Show! • 1998 VS 2018 • EVERY GAMER EVER • WHEN MEMES DIE • EVERY MOVIE THEATER EVER • COMMERCIALS IN REAL LIFE • EVERY INSTAGRAM CELEBRITY EVER • FORTNITE IN REAL LIFE • EVERY SUMMER JOB EVER • HUMAN POKÉMON BATTLE 2 • EVERY FACEBOOK EVER • HOW TO BE FAMOUS ON YOUTUBE • EVERY CAMPING TRIP EVER • IF FAIRY TALES WERE MODERN DAY • EVERY BUZZFEED EVER • IF TV SHOWS WERE ANIME • EVERY WEDDING EVER • 2008 YOUTUBE VS 2018 YOUTUBE • EVERY URBAN OUTFITTERS EVER • HIGH SCHOOL FIGHT CAUGHT ON CAMERA • EVERY HAIRCUT EVER • KSI vs LOGAN PAUL (Parody) • EVERY HIGH SCHOOL PARTY EVER • MOST ANNOYING PROM DATE EVER • EVERY MAKEUP TUTORIAL EVER • IF VIDEO GAMES WERE REAL 6 • EVERY 7-ELEVEN EVER • THE TRENDIEST VIDEO ON YOUTUBE (YouTube Detention) • EVERY ANIME EVER • SCHOOL vs WORK • $10 QUEER EYE TRANSFORMATION (w/ Jon Cozart) • EVERY CLASSROOM EVER (w/ Kevin Hart & Tiffany Haddish) • EVERY UBER EVER • PARENTS IN 1998 vs. PARENTS IN 2018 • EVERY HOMECOMING EVER • The Mind of Shane Dawson • EVERY BABYSITTER EVER • IF SCARY MOVIES WERE REAL 3 • EVERY TRICK-OR-TREAT EVER • IF APPS WERE REAL 3 • EVERY AUTUMN EVER • IF FRIENDS WERE REALLY HONEST • EVERY HIGH SCHOOL RELATIONSHIP EVER • Smosh is Homeless • GUY FLAWLESS (Dude Perfect Parody) • EVERY HARRY POTTER EVER • EVERY BLACK FRIDAY EVER • WHY ARE PEOPLE ADDICTED TO TIK TOK • EVERY AIRPLANE EVER • WORST COMMERCIAL EVER • IF PEOPLE ACTED LIKE YOUTUBERS • BEST OF SMOSH 2018
2019
EVERY MEME EVER • THIS CONSPIRACY THEORY IS DUMB • IF YOU HAD ONE WISH... • TEENS VS 20s • EVERY FOOD DELIVERY EVER • Something's Coming... • The rumors are true... WE FOUND A HOME! • EVERY PODCAST EVER • 2019: EXPECTATIONS VS REALITY • EVERY WORKOUT EVER • YouTube BANNED These Commercials • EVERY DOMINO'S EVER • GETTING PICKED ON IN 2009 vs. 2019 • EVERY INSTAGRAM STORY EVER • IF MARVEL CHARACTERS WERE REAL • EVERY BURGER KING EVER • HOW TO FLEX • EVERY PERIOD EVER • IF TV SHOWS WERE REAL 4 • EVERY ZODIAC SIGN EVER • ONE LETTER OFF YOUTUBERS • EVERY GAS STATION EVER • How Did This Guy Get A BILLION Views? (MrBeast Parody) • IF TEXTS WERE REAL • EVERY PREGNANCY EVER • The Most Annoying Kid Got Cancelled • EVERY THRIFT STORE EVER • EVERY NETFLIX ORIGINAL EVER • TINDER FOR HOT DOGS • EVERY CONVENTION EVER • WHO WILL SURVIVE THE APOCALYPSE? (Smosh Summer Games Trailer) • THIS ALMOST ENDED SMOSH • EVERY KFC EVER • EVERY ROAD TRIP EVER • DATING IN 1999 vs. 2019 • 10 People Tell Us About Their Worst Breakup • EVERY CHIPOTLE EVER • EVERY HOOKUP EVER • Girls Are Gross (Official Video) • EVERY SCHOOL PICTURE DAY EVER • These YouTubers Are Trying To Cancel Me (YouTube Detention) • EVERY HANGOVER EVER • EVERY COUPLE EVER • Every Hot Topic Ever • Courtney Makes Ian & Damien Go To Therapy • Every Spa Ever • Every College Party Ever • Most Annoying Kid Lives In A Haunted House For 24 Hours • Every Sephora Ever • Every Coffee Shop Ever • Every Halloween Store Ever • Good Mythical Morning - You Posted That? • If Movies Were Real 6 • The Little Mermaid SNAPPED - One Letter Off Disney Movies • Exposing Our Cringey Tweets - You Posted That? • Every Denny's Ever • Every Disney Princess Ever • The Vlog Squad - You Posted That? • Thanksgiving vs. Friendsgiving • Every Substitute Teacher Ever • Kim Possible vs. So Random! - You Posted That? • Every Sick Day Ever • 90's Commercials for 00's Products • The LaMace Family *NEW OFFICIAL HOUSE TOUR* • The Truth About Tik Tok Eboys • Literally No One:
2020
Every Whole Foods Ever • Every Waiter Ever • How To Flirt • Every DMV Ever • Every Annoying Person Ever • That Person Who Hates Valentine's Day • Every CVS Ever • If Instagram Were Real • Surprising My Best Friend with a New Tesla! • Every Library Ever • Every Vlog Ever • When Your Friend Wants To Vent • Every IKEA Ever • Every TikTok Ever • Every Quarantine Ever • How To Spring Break (Quarantine Edition) • If Animal Crossing Were Real • Every School Cafeteria Ever • Tiger King 2: Tigger King • Every Awkward Moment Ever • Every Online Class Ever • The Most Annoying Kid Got Cancelled • Every Work From Home Ever • David Dobrik Shoots a Fan's Eye Out, Mr. Beast Hates Us, and Some Good News - GDFN • Every Home Depot Ever • Spicy Noodle Challenge (Parody) • Every Quarantine Graduation Ever • How To Go Viral • Every Morning Routine Ever • The Most Annoying Roommate • Every Single Person Ever • 30 Year Old On TikTok Gets Cancelled • Every Self Care Day Ever • My Super Sweet Quarantine Birthday • Every Introvert Ever • Every Insomniac Ever • These ASMR YouTubers Hate Each Other • Every Postmates Ever • The Secret Rules of Instagram • Every Panda Express Ever • We Need To Talk About Tim • Every Diet Ever • Kanye Runs For President, Cancel Party of the Week & Wear a Damn Mask - GDFN • Every Boss Ever • First Hookup After Quarantine • Every Online Gamer Ever • Single vs In A Relationship • Every Dunkin' Donuts Ever • What Happens When a Meme Dies? • Every Karen Ever • Every Drive Thru Ever • Let's Talk About Area 51 (Meme Academy) • Every Barbecue Ever • We Make a Chuck E Cheese Training Video Funny • The Worst Speed Dating Show (Smosh of Love) • Every Dating Show Ever (Smosh of Love) • Home School vs Public School • People Who Workout Once • Every Theater Kid Ever • Guy Who Dishes It, But Can't Take It • Boomers vs Gen Z • Skateboarding without Skateboards • Every Young Adult Movie Ever • Email Fight in Real Life! • Every Olive Garden Ever • Your Friend Who's A Conspiracy Theorist • Every Billionaire Ever • When you hook up with Fall Guys • Every White Friend Ever • Smosh Hosts The News: Your School Might Kill You • Every Buffalo Wild Wings Ever • Influencers Partying without Masks (Internet Detention) • Every Movie Night Ever • The Most Annoying Kid on TikTok • Every High School in 2020 • Every Kardashian Ever • Subway Bread is an Imposter (GDFN) • Every Twitch Stream Ever • Every Food Video Ever • Every YouTube Couple Ever • Gender Reveal Gone Wrong!! (The Lamace Family) • |Charli D'Amelio's Other Sister • BTS Stans: The World's Most Powerful Army • Every YouTuber's Apology (The Music Video)
2021
I Ruined MrBeast's Video • James Charles & Charli D'Amelio Aren't Really Friends • Addison Rae isn't real? • My $400,000 Van Life • What sports talk sounds like • Ian finally opens up • If Influencers Had Real Jobs • Jake Paul vs Logan Paul (When Brothers Fight) • Don't Kidnap JoJo Siwa • When You Get The Vaccine • Every Retail Job Ever • Video Games in Real Life • Millennial Who Doesn't Get Gen Z • Every Game Night Ever • OnlyMoms: OnlyFans for Moms • Chick-Fil-A is a Cult • Every Dollar Store Ever • Drunk Me vs. Sober Me • Everyone's Party Friend • Every Dating Profile Ever • Every Catfish Ever • Every Baskin Robbins Ever • With Your Friends vs With Your Family • The Secret Life of an Internet Troll • Every Disney Channel Show Ever • Puberty: The Musical! • Your Annoying Witchy Friend • Every Wendy's Ever • Working At Smosh Sucks • Anime in Real Life • Who's Actually Stealing Your Data? • Every Yearbook Ever • Online vs IRL • Every Nick Show Ever • TV Shows in Real Life • One Letter Off Pop Songs • Every Local News Ever • If Texts Were Real • If Karens Ruled The World • Courtney's Boyfriend Reveal! • Cartoons In Real Life • Ian's New Assistant (ft. Gus Johnson) • Every School Assembly Ever • Ranking Each Other By Attractiveness • Romantic Comedy Movies in Real Life • Shayne Topp Loses His Voice • Every Hooters Ever • 24 Hours With A Cat From Hell • TikTok In Real Life • When your boss moves in with you • Every Pizza Hut Ever • Trapped in the Worst Kids Show • Amazon In Real Life • How YouTubers Avoid Taxes (ft. CrankGameplays) • Every Doctor's Appointment Ever • Ian Misses The Old Smosh • The World Without Smartphones • Keith Has Cancer • Every Krispy Kreme Ever • We Interview Our Biggest Hater • The World Without Sex • Courtney Miller VS Courtney Freakin' Miller • Every Twilight Ever • POV: You're at the Taco Bell drive thru at 3am • Twitter is the Worst • Shayne Interviews His Exes • Every Dog Person Ever • POV: You've entered a GameStop • The Try Guys VS The Do Dudes • Reading Our Leaked DMs • Every Dairy Queen Ever • POV: You're stuck at the kids' table on Thanksgiving • Every Kid's Commercial Ever • McDonald's Needs To Stop • Courtney Interviews Her Exes • When you walk into a GameStop... • Every Christmas Present Ever • My Hero Academia deleted scene • Public Bathrooms Are Terrifying • The Smosh Yule Log • Don't SLEEP on this local commercial... • The Coolest Girl in 2007 • POV: You're the First Person at the Party
2022
Every Job Interview Ever • Nintendo Needs To Stop • POV: You're A Starbucks Barista • These DMs Got Us Canceled • The Coolest Guy in 2013 • Ian Interviews His Exes • Uber Is Terrifying • These DMs Went Too Far • The "Cool" Youth Pastor • We Hooked Up • We're Pregnant • Unhinged Sex Ed • IBS Is My Entire Personality • Olivia Interviews Her Exes • What California Is Really Like • These DMs Are Too Horny • If Sonic The Hedgehog Worked At Sonic • Shayne Topp Is Dead • JoJo Siwa's Tesla Rear-Ended Me • No Nut 2022 • LaMace Family Scandal EXPOSED • Courtney Dated Pete Davidson • Keith Interviews His Exes • Keith Got Fired • Courtney Miller Is Dead • We Drank Bang Energy ONCE • Damien Won't Wear Pants • Johnny + Courtney 4 Never - Official Music Video • Shayne Got Nipple Rings • Exposing Our Google Search History • Someone Broke Into Our New Office • White Crusty Dogs Should Be Illegal • Ian Had A Breakdown • Damien Interviews His Exes • Olivia Sui Is Dead • Every Blank Ever: Fast Food Marathon • Exposing Toxic Masculinity At Smosh • They Want To Kill My Pet?! (Reddit Reenactment) • Shayne Started An OnlyFans • Jackie Interviews Her Exes • We Accidentally Got Drunk At Work • Noah Grossman Is Dead • Jackie's Boyfriend Reveal! • Our Most Embarrassing Google Searches • Keith Got A New Job • Rhett & Link Are Dead • Shayne Fights Kimmy's Boyfriend • Noah Interviews His Exes • Damien's Fetishes Exposed • Roasting Each Other's Cringe Google Searches • We Got Kicked Out Of VidCon • Keith Gives Relationship Advice • We Got Drug Tested • Kimmy Interviews Her Exes • We're Worried About Olivia • Roasting Each Other's Worst Google Searches • We're Breaking Up • Jackie Gives Relationship Advice • Shayne Breaks Down His Top 5 Videos • Tommy Bowe Is Dead • Idiots Present: An Improvised Presentation • Billy Mays, Babe Ruth, Landon Cody & Bazonka - Dead Table Talks • Courtney Breaks Down Their Top 5 Videos • Amanda Interviews Her Exes • Idiots Present: Workout Hacks (Improvised Presentation) • Exposed By Our Camera Rolls • Olivia Breaks Down Her Top 5 Videos • When Women Take Viagra • Are We Cringe? (Idiots Present) • COURTNEY MILLER ARRESTED • Keith Breaks Down His Top 5 Videos • Keith Leak Jr. EXPOSED • Idiots Present: Magic Tricks Explained • We Hired The TikTok Voice Girl • Noah Breaks Down His Top 5 Videos • KEITH'S BIG FIGHT (Official Musical Video) • Elvis Is Cancelled - Dead Table Talks • Hide and Seek in the Backrooms • Jackie Breaks Down Her Top 5 Videos • We Surprised Our Friends With an Awards Show • New cw show just dropped... • Jacksfilms is Dead - The Funeral Roast • We Just Sold Smosh to Spirit Halloween • Who's spreading a NASTY rumor about Jessica?? • She's hiding a secret from her best friend... • Is There An Actual Killer at Universal Studios Halloween Nights? • We Pranked Our Friend with a Surprise Exorcism • Something nasty's going around the school... • It's a dumpster fight!!! • Scooby Doo Cast Reunion • Fiona Nova Interviews Her Exes • These high schoolers got into the wrong stuff... • Amanda Breaks Down Her Top 5 Videos • Can We Fix Subway? • The Chosen's Morning Routine (GRWM) • She has a BIG announcement • Who is he taking to prom?? • Drew Afualo Is Dead - The Funeral Roast • Super Mario Brothers Reunion • Something is wrong with this girl • Watch as he finally confronts his enemies • The Night Before Thanksgiving (Official Music Video) • Sharing Our Nastiest Google Searches • Who will win the election? • Tommy Interviews His Exes • Hamburglar Curses Out Steve Jobs - Dead Table Talks • This guy's poem will really make you think. • You won't believe what this baby can do! • Everything Wrong With Target • GeoGuessr is Run by the FBI • What is she hiding? • The Scarab is FINALLY revealed! • Damien Haas is Dead - The Funeral Roast • The Magic School Bus Reunion • Pharaoh High Full Episode Compilation • Everything Wrong With Harry Potter • Astrology Ruined Dating • Revealing Our Dating Profiles
2023
The Funeral Roast 2022 Marathon • Smoffice 2022 Marathon • Interviewing Our Exes 2022 Marathon • Ted Nivison is Dead - The Funeral Roast • Shayne Interviews More Exes • The Best Way To Eat Flamin' Hot Cheetos • The NFL Needs Help • Kimmy Jimenez Is Dead - The Funeral Roast • Would You Date Us? - Dating Profiles Exposed • Spencer Interviews His Exes • Pokémon Reunion • The Best Way to Use A Public Restroom - Let's Do This! • Surprising Our Friends With A Date - Idiots Present • How To Get 1,000,000x Hotter - Let's Do This! • Our Venmo History Exposed • How Much Food Can You Sneak Into A Theater? - Let's Do This! • Amanda Lehan-Canto Is Dead - The Funeral Roast • How to Beat a Speeding Ticket - Let's Do This! • Teletubbies Reunion • Do These Pick-Up Methods Actually Work? • Courtney Interviews More Exes w/ KallMeKris • The USA Mascot Is Outdated. So We Fixed It! • Mythical Chef Josh Is Dead - The Funeral Roast • How To Cut An Onion Without Crying • Garfield Reunion • How To Be A Fashion Icon For Under $20 • How Not To Defend Yourself - Idiots Present • Entering Our Scammer Era • Are We Dateable? - Dating Profiles Exposed • Who Can Fit the Most in This Suitcase? • Damien Interviews More Exes w/ Mari Takahashi • 4 Ways To Cheat On a Test • Garrett Is Dead - The Funeral Roast • How To Win Every Fight • Exposing Our "For You" Pages • How to Get a Million Followers in a Week • Family Guy Reunion • The Best Ways To End a Relationship • Ian Interviews More Exes • Ian Hecox Is Dead • How To Get Accepted Into College • Exposing Our Watch History • How To Break A Bad Habit • Surprising Our Friends With Zoo Animals • How To Leave A Party • High School Musical Reunion • The Try Guys Are Dead - The Funeral Roast • We Get Revenge On Each Other • Become a Smosh Member Today! • WE BOUGHT SMOSH! • Behind the Scenes at VidCon 2023 ad • WE SUMMONED A DEMON! • STOP COPYING ME!! • OUR FIRST MONTH BACK BONUS EXTRAVAGANZA • WE WERE ROBBED! • SLEEPWALKING DISASTER! • EVIL AI TRIED TO KILL ME! • Real Voodoo Doll - Flashback w/ Smosh Ep 3 • HELP! I became an NPC! • Food Battle... • Food Battle 2011 - Flashback w/ Smosh Ep 4 • POKEMON ROOMMATE BATTLE • Pokemon In Real Life - Flashback w/ Smosh Ep 5 • CURSED MAGIC 8 BALL • Dixon Cider - Flashback w/ Smosh Ep 6 • Apple's $3500 Vision Pro SUCKS • Stuck In A Toilet - Flashback w/ Smosh Ep 7 • Food Battle 2023 TRAILER • Food Battle 2006 VS 2016 (Flashback 8) • FOOD BATTLE 2023 • Anthony Padilla Is Dead (Trailer) • Top 10 Smosh Injuries (Flashback 9) • MY DEAD FRIEND • PARANORMAL EASY BAKE OVEN (Flashback) • Bluetooth Speaker Ruins Date • Annoying Orange Creator Breaks Down Controversies
2024
LEGEND OF ZELDA RAP (Flashback) • Pokémon In Real Life 2024 • Jacksfilms Confesses His Biggest Regret • MrBeast Copycats Have Gone Too Far • Is This Video Offensive? • Would You Push This Button? • After 16 Years...We Found Him • Grimace: Where Is He Now? • Courtney Miller Addresses Her Offensive Video • I Joined Jared Leto’s Cult • We Forced Rhett and Link To Watch Their Worst Video • Submissive & Breedable ft. bbno$ (Official Music Video) • I Regret My Turkish Hair Transplant • Debunking Jarvis Johnson's Career • Man Caught Watching Hot Tub Girl in Public • Was 2013 The Best Year Of YouTube? • We Try To Be Funny For Once • Does Shayne Regret This Video? • The Dating App That Works 100% Of The Time • The Literal Fall of Grace Helbig • If Video Games Were Real 2024 • You Cringe, You Lose • Whatever You Do, DON'T Talk • We Need To Tell You Something • Courtney & Chanse Drag Makeover • Angela Takes Over VidCon • We Made The Spud Hut • NEW SHOW! • Pop Girls Days Are NUMBERED - Bit City • 2024 YouTube Sucks - Bit City • Situationships Are Healthy, Actually - Bit City • Do Nepo Babies Deserve Success? - Bit City • Straight Guys Are Back - Bit City • Age Doesn't Matter - Bit City • Wicked Will Flop - Bit City • Main Characters We Secretly Want To Be • Gamers Don't Get Laid - Bit City • True Crime Lovers, Shut Up - Bit City • Bit City Is Canceled - Bit City
2025
Ian & Anthony Sketches 2024 Marathon • The Best Of Bit City Marathon • Are These The End Times? - Bit City • Parasocial Relationships Are Ruining Our Lives - Bit City • The Women's Episode - Bit City • Spud Hut: A Smosh Sitcom • Disney Adults Are Weird - Bit City • Spud Hut: Our Marketing Sucks • Reality TV Shows Are TRASH - Bit City • Spud Hut: Undercover Spud • These Cartoons Should NOT Exist - Bit City • Spud Hut: What If We Kissed? • Fast Food Is Killing Us - Bit City • Spud Hut: Spuds Against Sex • Are We Crashing Out? - Bit City
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