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Teleporting Fat Guy is the fifteenth cartoon to air on Shut Up! Cartoons. The first episode came out on October 19, 2012 and the final episode aired on December 21, 2012. The show replaced Oishi Origins on its Friday line-up.

Series Description

Join Smosh hero Teleporting Fat Guy in his time-traveling quest to restore order to the Universe! Will Robbie Lee Phillips, Jr. learn to harness the magical Power Glove and defeat mustachioed menace Bart Reynolds? Tune in for a new ep every Friday on Shut Up! Cartoons to find out!


Robbie Lee Phillips, Jr.

Robbie is the main character. He is a fat, loving person with a teleporting glove, making him able to travel through time.


Oliver is a robotic honey badger who is Robbie's sidekick. He is shown to love cake. Some viewers think his voice is strange.

Robbie Phillips

Robbie Phillips , Robbie's dad, was the one who gave Robbie the Power Glove. Bart Reynolds appears to have killed him and turned him into a pile of ashes, but he's alive and Bart Reynolds merely changed his form into a pile of ashes. To keep him safe, Robbie keeps his dad in a jar.

Bart Reynolds

Bart Reynolds is the main villain of the series. He has a magical moustache. He parodies real life Burt Reynolds. Feeling as if moustaches have been given a bad reputation, he teams up with world leaders with moustaches all throughout time, including Hitler, Genghis Khan, The Monopoly Guy And Chuck Norris.

Rachel Reynolds

Rachel Reynolds is Robbie's love interest. He has a hard time telling her his feelings, but his thought bubbles make it pretty obvious. She gets kidnapped by Bart Reynolds in case Robbie becomes a "badass time traveler." And She's The Daughter Of Burt Reynolds.

Sheng Woo

Sheng Woo is a mysterious robed figure that gave Robbie his own Power Glove. Sheng Woo then trains Robbie on how to use the Power Glove. In Episode 5: "A New Hope." After Robbie and Oliver notice that everything has a moustache while practicing the Power Glove's time travelling powers, Sheng Woo reveals his true identity.


Luigi is the true identity of Sheng Woo after removing his hood. Luigi is the creator of the Power Glove and everyone, including Mario and Peach, thought it was stupid. Bart Reynolds was the only one who liked the idea and convinced Luigi to give it time travelling capabilities. What he didn't know was that Bart Reynolds used his Power Glove to form his Evil Mustache Gang. When he found out, Luigi took the Power Glove, hid it in a thrift store and went into hiding. Unfortunately, he was killed by Bart Reynolds, who managed to track him down, but it is unknown if he is really dead.


Mario Is The Brother Of Luigi.

Princess Peach

Princess Peach Is the princess of the Mushroom King and she's the girlfriend of Mario.


This was the only Shut Up! Cartoons Show created by Smosh until Smosh Babies and as such, the series has gained positive reception, stating how much they have loved the character in the original Teleporting Fat Guy video. Some were disappointed that Corey (the actor in the original video) did not reprise his role for the series and the fact that the song was not used as the series's theme song.

Some were also disappointed on the short length of each of the episodes, but most have enjoyed the twists the series have brought, with the revelation of Sheng Woo's true identity being the most shocking of them all.


After every saying, Ian says, "SHUT UP!" followed by Robbie Lee Phillips, Jr. saying "Cartoons".

  1. Worst Birthday Ever: "Just put me in a jar and it's all good."
  2. Dracula's Time Machine: "Mwahahahaha. Mwahahahahaha."
  3. Chinese Monster Attacks!: "If given the chance I really think we could be friends."
  4. Biggest Fear: "You wanna french kiss?"
  5. A New Hope: "Why do they all have moustaches?"
  6. Genghis Khan Attacks!: "Who has a dirt-stache now? Bitches!"
  7. Hitler & His Robot Unicorn: "Help me, Robbie! You're my only hope!"
  8. Evil Monopoly Man: "You want an oil massage?"
  9. Chuck Norris Changes History: "Why aren't you dying?"
  10. Saving the World: "Call me 'Fat Guy'. 'Teleporting Fat Guy'."
  11. The First Day of the Rest of My Life: "Robbie, have you been time traveling again?"
  12. So You're Like My Girlfriend, Right?: "I don't really make out with people I don't know that well."
  13. I Am King of the Nerds: "(ogre grunting noises)"
  14. The Un-Assassination of a High School President: "I am a sexy, confident man and everyone loves..."

List of Episodes

# Name Writer(s) Released Length
1 Worst Birthday Ever Ryan Finnerty October 19, 2012 3:53
2 Dracula's Time Machine Ryan Finnerty October 26, 2012 3:07
3 Chinese Monster Attacks! Ryan Finnerty November 2, 2012 3:18
4 Biggest Fear Ryan Finnerty November 9, 2012 3:23
5 A New Hope Ryan Finnerty November 16, 2012 4:02
6 Genghis Khan Attacks! Ryan Finnerty November 23, 2012 3:30
7 Hitler & His Robot Unicorn Ryan Finnerty November 30, 2012 3:46
8 Evil Monopoly Man Ryan Finnerty December 7, 2012 3:41
9 Chuck Norris Changes History Ryan Finnerty December 14, 2012 3:37
10 Saving the World Ryan Finnerty December 21, 2012 4:05
11 The First Day of the Rest of My Life Ryan Finnerty April 4, 2014 5:53
12 So You're Like My Girlfriend, Right? Ryan Finnerty April 11, 2014 5:29
13 I Am King of the Nerds Ryan Finnerty April 18, 2014 5:37
14 The Un-Assassination of a High School President Ryan Finnerty April 25, 2014 5:52
15 The Haunted House on the Moon Ryan Finnerty May 2, 2014 4:18
16 My Dad Needs a Body Like Really Really Bad Ryan Finnerty May 9, 2014 5:10
17 The End of P.E. Ryan Finnerty May 16, 2014 4:15
18 Detention Ryan Finnerty May 23, 2014 4:23
19 The School Play Ryan Finnerty May 30, 2014 5:20
20 The Prom Ryan Finnerty June 6, 2014 6:06