- "I am sexy confident man that everyone loves. SHUT UP! Cartoons!"
- —Shut Up! Opening
The Un-Assassination of a High School President is a Shut Up! Cartoons upload. It is the fourth episode of the second season of Teleporting Fat Guy and the 14th episode overall.
Synopsis[]
Robbie is running for school president, but needs help from Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy!
Plot[]
Robbie and Kurt find out about the upcoming high school election. Robbie is unconvinced that he will be elected, due to his last attempts, but is convinced by Kurt's advice and his power glove.
Robbie finds Abe on his stilts inside the presidential office, and Abe agrees to help Robbie win. Back at the assembly, two people are competing against each other, and each side represents a side. Due to Robbie's previous actions of bringing a "nerd-eating ogre" to the school, he is represented by no one. Robbie was thought to be going against Ace, but is instead fighting against Rachel. Rachel brings in her speech, but Robbie uses Lincoln's help, and uses another previous encounter, showing a rabid Ace and Rachel eating people. This upsets Rachel, making her run away. Though Robbie feels bad, he gains a vote.
Later, Robbie finds John F. Kennedy to help make him sexy, much to his interruption. They make it back to the sexy swimsuit competition. Kennedy tells Robbie that what matters is how people look at him, not how he looks. Robbie gains more support from the crowd after this.
After the election, Robbie needs both of them to go back to their own time, but not before Oliver tells them about their future assassinations that happen, prompting both of them to not return. Oliver tells Robbie tauntingly that he needs to get both of them, before Robbie groans in frustration that they'll never wanna go back. Robbie finds the two of them in the gym, but not before putting up a fight. Robbie disintegrates Abe after he approaches him with his stilts. Kennedy was able to overpower Robbie with his hair, and blasts him away, dropping his power glove. Robbie is then saved by Oliver and his father Rob, who arrive just in the nick of time. Oliver then leaves, as he admits that he didn't want to save him, but says "I just didn't want to clean up your fat bloated corpse!" The remaining two wonder what will happen since Abe and Kennedy died in the present instead of back in their time, but they soon found at as the school was now somehow on the moon...
Cast[]
TBA
Video[]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Pt3AB4MnMo
<tabber> |-| Season 1=
Teleporting Fat Guy
Worst Birthday Ever / Dracula's Time Machine / Chinese Monster Attacks! / Biggest Fear / A New Hope / Genghis Khan Attacks! / Hitler & His Robot Unicorn / Evil Monopoly Man / Chuck Norris Changes History / Saving the Universe
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Season 2=
Teleporting Fat Guy
First Day of the Rest of My Life / So You're Like My Girlfriend, Right? / I Am King of the Nerds / The Un-Assassination of a High School President / The Haunted House on the Moon / My Dad Needs a Body Like Really Really Bad / The End of P.E / Detention / The School Play / The Prom
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Season 3=
Teleporting Fat Guy
Back From Hell / Oliver's Killshot / The Warlord / The Jar's Half Full / Entering the Lost Levels / The Lost Levels / Killing Baby Bart / Robbie Loses His Mind / The Return of the Teleporting Fat Guy / The End