- Seagulls: "*Chirping*"
- Ian: "Shut Up!"
- — Shut Up! intro
A man finds himself stranded on an island.
- Film: Ian Hecox
|Day 1||"I found myself on a deserted island with my two friends Robbie and Jamal. I knew we had to find a way to survive."|
|Day 2||"Thanks to this waterproof notebook I keep in my pocket, I will be keeping a journal of the events I must overcome on this island."|
|Day 7||"My two friends are retrieving firewood to make a single fire. I stay to watch for rescue."|
|Day 17||"I found an apple in the sand, but it only lasted us a day. We knew it was time to choose which of us we would eat first. Robbie and I chose Jamal, but he called us racists and threatened to eat himself. We told Jamal that wasn't physically possible."|
|Day 18||"We were wrong. Jamal ate himself."|
|Day 29||"I was really hungry so I decided to kill Robbie. I bet him $20 that I could hold my breath longer than him. Little did he know, I was cheating and breathed through my nose. He died."|
|Day 37||"There was nothing left of Robbie. I had to resort to eating my feces."|
|Day 53||"There's no chance of survival. There's nothing left to hold on to. I've lost all hope."|
As the castaway lies on the ground in despair, the camera pans out to reveal that he is not on a deserted island, but in an open space on a crowded beach. Ian and Anthony watch nearby, drinking soda and watching the supposed castaway. Anthony asks if they should help him, but Ian says no, feeling it fun to watch as he and Anthony continue to stand and watch the delusional man.
The camera goes back to the castaway and the words "CRACK IS WHACK. [...] BITCH" flash onscreen.
- Main article: Smosh Short 2: Stranded/Script
- Main article: Smosh Short 2: Stranded/Gallery
- This video won the 2006 YouTube Award for Best Comedy. It was Smosh's first-ever nomination and award.
- Ian's soda can is empty, as shown when he briefly tilts it sideways.
- For unknown reasons, the website vidiLife.com is watermarked on the video.
- At the end of the video, Smosh thanks the support from "their friends" who make the SkipDr Disk Repair.
- This video was on Shayne's "Top 5 Smosh Videos" list in the 31st episode of SmoshCast.