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Samurai! Daycare was the ninth cartoon to air on Shut Up! Cartoons. The first episode came out on August 9, 2012 and the cartoon ended on October 11, 2012. Samurai! Daycare replaced Krogzilla and Icons of Teen replaced Samurai! Daycare.


Follow Ned as he teaches a bunch of preschoolers, while simultaneously "rooting out evil" in his misguided, yet well intended manner every Thursday in an all new Samurai! Daycare on Shut Up! Cartoons!



A man who dresses like a Samurai and tries to teach children about the way of the samurai. He is the owner of Samurai! Daycare. (Note: He is voiced by Matthew Lillard, who is one of the two Famous Celebrities in Shut Up Cartoons, The other one is Perez Hilton as the Gay Demon.)


A girl who is Samurai! Daycare's student teacher. She's normally calm and caring towards children, but the only reason parents even consider leaving their kids at Ned's daycare is that the fathers (and their sons) are enticed by her jiggling breasts, despite the mothers' protests. She is voiced by Cathy Shim, who does the voice of Oishi Kawaii in Oishi High School Battle.

Master Park

An old Korean man that has a gun and works in a store.

Bruce Krupp

A kid that loves ninja stars. His parents initially refuse to leave him at Samurai! Daycare, but Jess's breasts convinced Bruce's dad otherwise. Ned mistakes Bruce as a girl. A recurring gag in the series is that Bruce ends up unhappy, injured or even killed. He is voiced by Rohan Blum

The Krupp´s

The Krupp's (or as Ned calls them, craps) are Bruce's parents, they are pretty stupid, since Mrs. Krupp refused to enroll Bruce (their son) in Samurai Daycare, but the thing that convinced Mr. Krupp to enroll Bruce were Jess's breasts.

Drunken Master

A homeless guy. Ned thinks that he is a Samurai Master. He loves booze.


A girl in Samurai! Daycare. Her name wasn't reavealed, until in the credits of "Drunken Master."


A boy in Samurai! Daycare. His name wasn't reavealed, until Episode 8: "Noodles and Honor". He tells Bruce he doesn't like his drawing and then he apologizes.

Werewolf Jess

She appeared in episode 7. She was an illusion to Ned because he got hit in the head.


Samurai! Daycare has recieved positive reception and is some viewer's new favorite.


After every saying, Ian says, "SHUT UP!" followed by Mr. Park saying "Cartoons".

  1. Crappy Decision: "You are f***ing insane."
  2. Drunken Master: "YOU! HAVE! BOOZE!"
  3. Jess's Guy: "It says Ocean Warrior."
  4. To Catch a Thief: "The main ingredients in dirty bomb."
  5. Easy A: "It's Weapons Wednesday!"
  6. Seppuku: "I'll do anything to get your forgiveness."
  7. Gory Time: "I-I hate s-s-s-s-story time."
  8. Noodles and Honor: "You're worst teacher. All kids HATE you!"
  9. Blood Feud: "We can solve it by sitting down and talking it out."
  10. Senior Citizen MMA: "Yea. You scared of Body-Brosef?"

List of Episodes

# Name Writer(s) Battles (winner in bold) Released Length
1 Crappy Decision Mike Blum Ned vs. Shuriken August 9, 2012 4:06
2 Drunken Master James Waugh Ned vs. Drunken Master August 16, 2012 4:06
3 Jess's Guy Joelle Sellner Ned vs. Tad August 23, 2012 4:11
4 To Catch a Thief Mike Blum Ned vs. Shady Guy August 30, 2012 3:51
5 Easy A Kevin M. Brennan and Doug Manley Ned vs. Ron September 6, 2012 4:09
6 Seppuku James Waugh Ned vs. Mess September 13, 2012 3:51
7 Gory Time Tom Campana Ned vs. Werewolf Jess September 20, 2012 3:54
8 Noodles and Honor Joelle Sellner Percy vs. Bruce September 27, 2012 3:49
9 Blood Feud Kevin M. Brennan and Doug Manley Marcus vs. Mr. Wade October 4, 2012 3:49
10 Senior Citizen MMA Mike Blum and James Waugh Jess vs. Body-Brosef October 11, 2012 4:27