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Ian: "Smash Bros. Melee is the only real Smash Bros.!"
Ian: "SHUT UP!"
Shut Up! intro

SMASH RAP is the 30th Smosh music video released on January 16, 2015. It features Ian Hecox as Mega Man who battles and battle raps against various characters from Super Smash Bros. for Wii U.

Description

The official Smash Rap Music Video.

We start the party out best of friends and you think the fun never ends. We used to be tight like brothers. By the end you want to murder each other.

Credits

Cast

Crew

Synopsis

A number of fighters have gathered to hang out and party. During the chorus, Zelda warns that while everything starts out swell, it will inevitably result in an all-out brawl.

Mega Man and Samus arrive on a bridge in their respective entrance animations, where they fight and battle rap against each other. Mega Man dodges a bolt from Samus's blaster before delivering his final verse and unleashing his "Mega Man balls", knocking Samus out.

Back at the party, everyone is showing off their dance moves until Toon Link pushes a blue shell at Ness, prompting Luigi to attack him. As Zelda warned, everyone present proceeds to fight each other (at least until Luigi obtains a hammer and starts swinging while everyone runs away.

Meanwhile, Mega Man is in the next battle on the side of a river near a bridge, this time against the Villager. Mega Man finds Villager to be too cute and dismisses him as enough of a threat to even fight. Villager starts out his verse by promising to brutally torture and kill Mega Man, then violate his body is multiple ways in a rather demonic voice. A disturbed Mega Man runs at Villager with a bat and knocks him out.

Suddenly, the ground starts to shake. Mega Man is teleported to the top of a parking garage. Bursting out of a pipe is Mario, and the third battle begins. A few verse later, and Mega Man finishes his second verse with Final Smash, Mega Legends, with all of his copies blasting Mario.

Back at the party, Zelda sings her chorus while everyone continues the brawl, eventually resulting in everyone but Zelda unconscious on the ground.

Lyrics

Zelda:
We start the party out best of friends,
And you think the fun never ends.
We used to be tight like brothers,
By the end you wanna murder each other.

Mega Man:
Remind me again, what the hell's your name?
No one put "Samus" in the title of your game.
Nice skin tight suit, where is your pole?
Might make more dough without a camel toe!
Blonde hair and blue eyes don't distract from your true size.
Like Iggy Iz without skills or class.
You'll never be a rapper with a flat-ass ass!

Zero Suit Samus:
My ass may be flat, but don't get caught up on that!
You need an outfit switch, bitch, you're looking nerdy and fat.
I'm feeling sexually harassed, by the brown streak on your ass!
Blast your ass back to the 80's, when you were relevant last!

Mega Man:
(Haha!) No one's gonna admit but it's plain to see.
You only got in the game 'cause you give the best down-B.
Your fighting's week, and your moves are s**t.
Players only choose you to stare at your tits.
This ain't a beauty pageant, ain't playing with dolls.
It's about time to taste these Mega Man balls!

'Zelda:
We start the party out best of friends,
And you think the fun never ends.
We used to be tight like brothers,
By the end you wanna murder each other.

Mega Man:
Look at your cute face, man, I can't fight you.
Your game's stupid simple, only little kids like you.
How can I fight someone I just wanna hug?
Now run along, kid and go catch a bug.

Villager:
Let's get this over quick, I'm dirty, need a bath.
Filled with all your blood, after I murder your ass.
I'll start at the top, I hear the scalps taste nice.
Don't worry, blue eyes, I'll just try a little slice!
Then after your head, down to your fingers!
Gobble them up, don't worry I won't linger!
Using my scissors on your scrotum and balls!
Snip, snippety, snip until a blood river falls!
I love the fresh smell of blood on the grass!
Can't run away, because I'm way too fast!
I'll light you on fire and drench you in gas!
I'll take a rusty knife, and shove it deep inside your ass!

Mario:
I'm the king, this is my kingdom, so show respect!
'Cause you look to me like some stupid Tron reject!
Oops, I leaked a video to TMZ last night,
Of you making love to your arm cannon fleshlight!

Mega Man:
Look up "sell-out" in the dictionary, and see Mario!
Got your face on everything just like a NINTEND-HO!
Keep copies of your game in the bathroom for when I need to wipe.
Peach always gets kidnapped because you're too busy plumbing Luigi's pipe!

Mario:
You try to roll hard like your name is Donkey Kong,
But through your girly-ass tights, we can see your tiny dong!'
We've been fighting for years, don't need another player!
Go run along with Sega and be another failure!

Mega Man:
You're a pedo-stached, preening pussy, plumbing f**king prick!
On the roster, your the reject that no one ever picks!
It ain't my fault you're always losing your chick,
Sorry, your princess is in another castle, suckin' my d**k!

Zelda:
We start the party out best of friends,
And you think the fun never ends.
We used to be tight like brothers,
By the end you wanna murder each other.

We start the party out best of friends,
And you think the fun never ends.
We used to be tight like brothers,
By the end you wanna murder each other.

Trivia

  • This is the fourth song to be released before the video. First three being Cute Furry Kittens, Meat in Your Mouth and Pimps of Prom.
  • Kresta Ria Tabaranza, who voiced Zelda in the music video, also voiced Zelda's lyrics in The Legend of Zelda Rap.
  • This is the first time that Jigglypuff was played by a different person apart from Kalel.
  • The Smash logo in the letter "O" in the word "Bros" in the title screen is replaced with the Smosh logo.
  • The Villager's disturbing lyrics and behavior is a reference to the fan reaction of the character's reveal trailer. Fans poked fun at his role as a fighter with his harmless appearance and turned the character into a temporary meme.
  • If you listen closely to the announcer when Mega Man defeats the villager he doesn't say "Villager defeated" it sounds more like "little killer defeated".
  • During Mario's line "Like your name is Donkey Kong!", a small arcade Donkey Kong on a rooftop in the background.

Gallery

Shut Up! Opening

"Smash Brothers Melee is the only real Smash Brothers.SHUT UP!"
—{{{2}}}

Subscription Ending

"Oh my God, is that a Smash ball?The only way to collect it is by clicking that subscribe button.I can't guarantee it, but click it and maybe you will."
—{{{2}}}

Video

SMASH RAP

SMASH RAP

FIFTY SHADES OF JIGGLYPUFF (BTS)

FIFTY SHADES OF JIGGLYPUFF (BTS)

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