Harry, Ron, and Hermione are in class. After Dumbledore calls attendance the students are instructed to read through their textbook, but Harry and Ron are distracted by fantasies about Hermione. Ironically, Dumbledore is distracted as well by fantasies of Harry and Ron.
Harry and Ron are also standing outside when Neville appears and, despite their warnings, tests out a homebrewed potion of bleach and horse hair on himself, which unsurprisingly kills him instead of increasing his muscular mass. Harry and Ron are confused on what to do with Neville's body when Hermione appears and takes the body away to become her new boyfriend.
- Ron asks Harry for advice on how to tell Hermione he loves her. Harry reveals his scar, a Nike swoosh, and tells Ron to "just do it".
- Ron, Harry, and Hermione are running from dementors. Ron and Hermione urge a reluctant Harry to cast a Patronus Charm, which turns out to be a nude model. Ron is absolutely incredulous at this.
- Ron and Hermione try to tell Harry not to be reckless with his mental connection with Voldemort.
- Ron and Harry are running from a dementor. Ron gets frustrated when Harry admits he only knows Expelliarmus.
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