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Resident Evil is the 30th episode of Honest Game Trailers released January 20, 2015.

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Script

From the company whose idea of a next-gen Mega Man is putting him in Smash Bros. (Capcom) comes the first game in the franchise that defined survival horror, then turned into a comedy: Resident Evil HD Remastered Again.

Experience the remaster of the remake of the original that no one was waiting for, that spawned sequels, spin-offs, light gun games, and movies that they're still making for some reason. Join the members of S.T.A.R.S., the worst elite police force in history, as they immediately crash their helicopter, freak out at the first sign of danger, and are led by the world's most obvious traitor.

Rebecca: You bastard!

Spoiler alert. But, c'mon, who wears sunglasses indoors at night? Confirmed douchebag.

Explore a spooky mansion that must have been a real b*tch for the original owners to get around in, follow the slowest, most easily avoidable zombies since Shaun of the Dead, and whose bite will transform you into a...slightly injured human being. (in Jamaican accent) Nuttin' a little Green Herb can't fix, am I right, mon? (laughs)

Select your character from either Jill, the master of unlocking (Barry: Here's a lockpick. It might be handy if you, the master of unlocking, take it with you.), or Chris, the master of not dying as fast as Jill, and uncover the mysteries of the Umbrella Corporation, your one-stop shop for pharmaceuticals, medical equipment, and weaponized crimes against nature. Basically Aperture Science without the sense of humor.

Experience a game where zombie dogs, sharks, and snakes are the least of your worries as you battle against fixed camera angles, limited saves, and a control scheme about as easy as driving a bus with your d*ck. Trust me, it's quite difficult.

So don't miss the adventure where it all began, or play Resident Evil Zero, where the adventure really began, or play Resident Evil: Umbrella Chronicles and just get the CliffsNotes version, or just play Five Nights at Freddy's because you're twelve years old and you've never heard of this game.

Starring the nominees for Worst Acting in a Video Game: Jill Valentine ("Hey, what is this? There's a page missing."), Chris Redfield (Chris: (laughs)/Wesker: Stop it./Chris: Wesker, you're pitiful.), Rebecca Chambers (Rebecca: It's me, Chris./Chris: Is that you, Rebecca?), Barry Burton ("That was too close. You were almost a Jill sandwich."). And the winner is, this guy. ("This house is...dangerous. There are terrible demons. Ouch!")

Residente Evile.

(singing) How much is that doggy in the -- (zombie dog leaps through window) Aaaaah!!

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