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REJECTED VIDEOS! is a video uploaded on May 27, 2011.
Disclaimer
The following clips are from videos that we never released for various reasons.
You'll see why.
Rejected Videos
Note: None of the titles of clips are official except "Ian Teaches Kids to Swear", "Poopy the Snowman" and "If Religions Were Real".
Clip #1: Teleporting Skinny Guy?
Anthony is playing on his DS when Teleporting Fat Guy appears, except this time he's skinny, much to Anthony's shock. Anthony asks how he did it, and Teleporting Fat Guy reveals he scarfs and barfs, implying bulimia.(REJECTED!)
Clip #2: Banned Pokémon Episode
Anthony is cleaning the kitchen counter and Ian comes in saying that he got a DVD of a Pokémon episode that "apparently gave a bunch of kids seizures." Anthony is hesitant at first, but Ian urges him to watch it, thinking it'll be hilarious. Twenty minutes later, Ian convulses on the floor. (REJECTED!)
Alternate Scene
Same thing except Anthony is seen watching the episode without seizures not knowing Ian has epilepsy leaving him watching the show to be with another friend.
Clip #3: Pee Fight
Ian is laying on his bed, relaxing, when Anthony suddenly declares, "pee fight!" Ian starts flailing around and screams as Anthony pees on him. (REJECTED!)
Clip #4: Dear Santa
Ian prays to Santa, apologizing about killing a hooker. The same Santa from WORST TWIST ENDINGS EVER! appears, saying "It's alright, dawg. S**t happens." Ian asks him if he's still getting a good present. Santa asks if he has the naked pictures, confusing Ian, but quickly changes it to milk and cookies, in which Ian reluctanty answers yes. Ian then says "peace, player." Santa shakes his head in disgust. (REJECTED!)
Clip #5: If Religions Were Real
While watching some sort of religious documentary, Anthony asks Ian how stupid religions would be if they were actually realistic. (REJECTED!)
Clip #6: Biggest Stick Contest
Anthony is standing in front of the door waiting for Ian. He claims that he is going to win the Biggest Stick Contest. Ian says from behind the door, "We'll see about that!" and comes out with a large, exposed penis, much to Anthony's disgust and horror. Ian says, "Told you I have the Biggest D**k!" Anthony corrects Ian by saying that he meant Biggest Stick Contest. A disappointed Ian turns around, disgusting Anthony more as his penis brushes against Anthony's pants. (Rejected)
Clip #7: Ian in the Bathtub
Ian is playing with his Thomas the Train Engine toy in the bathtub, and he asks the toy if he wants to invite "the brave little toaster." Ian grabs a nearby plugged in toaster, puts it in the bathtub, and electrocutes himself. His monument then claims Ian "never really understood electricity." (REJECTED!)
Clip #8: The Crazy Quilting Club
Ian, Anthony and a black man are discussing the name for their quilting club, so Ian tells them the name he came up with, the "Krazy Kwilting Klub." Ian says that he used all Ks because he thought it was "kinda cute". However, since the name abbreviates to KKK, the black man leaves, leaving Ian and Anthony confused. Anthony shows off "a scary ghost costume" which resembles a KKK uniform. This is a reference to the Ku Klux Klan, which makes the narrator yell, "THAT'S RACIST!"
Clip #9: Ian Teaches Kids to Swear
Ian grows frustrated when trying to teach a boy to say a word that "rhymes with duck, but starts with an F." The boy answers "Fuh-duck?" and Ian grows even more frustrated and wants to punch the kid, but his other lines are cut off when the rejected sign appears onscreen (REJECTE-E-E-ED!)
Alternate Scene
Same thing except Ian told the boy that he was correct.
Clip #10: Limited Vocabulary Timmy
A police officer (Anthony) is talking to a mother, who says her son has a disorder causing him to have a very limited vocabulary. She asks her son Timmy (Ian) where Wendy was, since he was the last person to see her. However, Timmy only says the word "balls." She tries asking him again, this time telling him to concentrate, but only to have Timmy say "balls" again. Dissapointed, the police officer asks what happened to him, and the mother reveals Timmy was molested by a gang of balls, and the police officer takes off his glasses in horror, saying that it was "the second time this week".
Clip #11: Poopy the Snowman
Ian and Anthony are covered in poop, complaining that Poopy the Snowman had melted. Ian kicks Poopy's remains in disappointment. (REJECTED!!)
Deleted Clip: The Guy Who Explains Every Joke
Ian, Anthony, and a random dude are laughing together, when Anthony asks, "What did the duck say when she bought lipstick?" When asked the answer, Anthony replies, "Put it on my bill." The three have a laugh, until Ian (as the guy who explains every joke) starts to explain the punchline. As he explains, everyone gets annoyed, but Ian doesn't stop. Anthony grows frustrated and shoots Ian.
Ending
Anthony says that they never made those videos and Ian made them all up. However, Ian smirks at Anthony deviously, asking, "Did I?" Anthony looks at himself and finds out he's covered in poop from the Poopy the Snowman video.
Video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDhYU2ps2ys
Script
Trivia/Goofs
- The banned Pokemon episode that Ian watched was a real episode titled "Dennō Senshi Porygon," which is infamous for hospitalizing 685 Japanese children suffering seizures.
- The guy who played Teleporting Fat Guy in the first rejected video is Hugh Jasshol without the glasses.
- In the pee fight scene, before Anthony opens the door, a Scott Pilgrim Gets It Together poster can be seen.
Subscription Ending
- "Please click the Subscribe Button! No, you're not... you're not going to click it? Oh, okay. REJECTED!"
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Shut Up! Opening
- "Wh... why is it so quiet? SHUT UP!"
- —{{{2}}}