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Pokemon X & Y is an episode of Honest Game Trailers, released in
POKEMON X & Y (Honest Game Trailers)-0

POKEMON X & Y (Honest Game Trailers)-0

November 15, 2016.

Script

"You've played the classics, you've played the sequels, you've played the classics again with incredibly slight upgrades. Now, experience the game that dragged the Pokemon franchise kicking and screaming into the future. By changing the asthetics and as little else as they possibly could. Pokemon X and Y.

Immerse yourself in the world of Pokemon from a different perspective, as GAME FREAK finally brings the series into the 3D era. Bringing life into the world and taking the series tropes like bad parents, tree-ass professors, melodramatic rivals and bad guys and color-coordinated gangs, from two-dimensional stereotypes and cliches into three-dimensional stereotypes and cliches. And don't think you're getting great camera control, because that's definitely not in there for at least five more games. What you'd expect? It's still Pokemon.

Enter the Kalos region, yet another region with eight gyms and a suspiciously convinent difficulty curve, except this one's, real, French. As X & Y introduces a plethora of new features such as: Playing dress-up with fun hats, a new Pokemon type with unintuitive strengths and weaknesses to remember (Fairy), Sky and Horde Battles, because the combat wasn't quite tedious enough, Digimon-style Mega Evolutions that make your Pokemon into Super Saiyans, and Pokemon-Amie, a way to get closer to your Pokemon through petting, which is a fun, harmless minigame. Definitely not a nod to creepy fanfiction fetishists. Nope.

So put on your beret, shine those Mega Stones, and get ready for yet another trip down the fantasy dogfighting hole, because there's a whole less more Pocket Monsters to horde, and yes, we're still gonna name 'em all. Ah dang, here we go again.

Starring:

Rastamon Vibration (Chespin)

Buffalo Billmon (Quilladin)

Robotech (Chesnaught)

Ear Hair Issues (Fennekin)

Actually a Fursuit (Braixen)

JNCO Jeans (Delphox)

Don't Blink (Froakie)

Kermit-sama (Frogadier)

Tonguealingus (Greninja)

All Hangs on Derp (Bunnelby)

Shrugs Bunny (Diggersby)

Berb (Fletchling)

Berb Berb Berb (Fletchinder)

Berb is the Werb (Talonflame)

Nibbler (Scatterbug)

2Spewpa4Me

M. Butterfree (Vivillon)

Kimba the White Lion (Litleo)

Kimba 2: Kimba's Pride (Pyroar)

Flabe Blade (Flabebe)

Heavy Floette Day

Florges and the Machine

Dog with Bib (Skiddo)

Goatsie (Gogoat)

Panda Express (Pancham)

P.F. Changs (Pangoro)

Sia the Dog (Furfrou)

Norman Bates (Espurr)

West Hollywood Meowth (Meowstic)

Sword Job (Honedge)

Double Penetration (Doublade)

Edgelord (Aegislash)

La Croix (Spritzee)

RuPaul's Drag Race (Aromatisse)

Flying Nimbus (Swirlix)

Hemmoroids Up Close (Slurpuff)

Mr. Mackey (Inkay)

Molluskstation (Malamar)

Underwater Diglett (Binacle)

All the High Fives (Barbaracle)

Skrelplix

The Demogorgon (Dragalge)

Claun Shoes (Clauncher)

Blue Lobster (Clawitzer)

Nintendo Switch (Helioptile)

Dinosaur Batman (Heliolisk)

Live Action Yoshi (Tyrunt)

Flamboyasaurus Sex (Tyrantrum)

Littlefoot (Amaura)

Bird Fail (Aurorus)

Lolita (Sylveon)

Mexicrow (Hawlucha)

Kirkland Pikachu (Dedenne)

Cum Rock (Carbink)

Booger (Goomy)

Electric Boogerloo (Sliggoo)

Dragon Dildo (Goodra)

When You Need a Pokemon Design in 5 Minutes (Klefki)

Deku Scrub (Phantump)

Groot (Trevenant)

Pumpkin Spice Latte (Pumpkaboo)

Halloween Merkin (Gourgeist)

Tip of the Iceberg (Bergmite)

The Rest of the Iceberg (Avalugg)

Skullcandy (Noibat)

Beats By Dre (Noivern)

By Your Powers Combined, I'm a Gay Deer! (Xerneas)

My Dick is Thiiiiiis Big (Yveltal)

Settlers of Catan (Zygarde)

Lady Gaga's Buttplug (Diancie)

Kazaam! (Hoopa)

And

Stargate SG-1 (Volcanion)

Pokemon: Style Savvy

Okay, why did they call this one Pokemon X & Y when it's literally the only one with a Z Axis? Step it up, GAME FREAK."

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