Pokémon Diamond and Pearl is the sixty-seventh honest trailer.
Script
"From the studio that's pretty much a toy company by now (Nintendo) comes the fourth generation of the alchemecal wonder that turns children's dreams into cold-hard cash: Pokémon Diamond and Pearl and Platnium.
Journey once more to the magical world of Pokémon and prepare yourself to face yet another painfully slow tutorial segment teaching you mechanics that haven't changed in a decade: young child, bad parents, tree-named professor (Rowan), evil team (Team Galatic), Elite Four, blah blah-blah-blah blah.
Get ready for a Pokémon experience that's deeper than anything that came before it featuring the return of the day-night cycle; Pokémon that can only be caught on certain days, because your life revolves around the game already; the eye watch; a muffin-baking meta-game; contests that are three times longer, f**k; and the inevitable conclusion of the Pokémon franchise, auctioning Pokémon on the Internet. They're really going over with all this slavery thing, huh?
Sit back, relax, and enjoy the gameplay formula that basically hasn't changed since the original Gameboy game as you collect them all and form a diverse team of battlers, or just enroll every single fight with your starter because this game is for children.
387. Turdwig (Turtwig)
388. Ch-Ch-Ch (Grotle)
389. Chia (Torterra)
390. Charpanzee (Chimchar)
391. Orangoflame (Monferno)
392. This ape is on fireeee (Infernape)
393. Twitter (Piplup)
394. Crappy Feet (Prinplup)
395. Empoleon Dynomite
396/397/398. The Goodfeathers (Starly/Staravia/Staraptor)
399. Lumpy Space Beaver (Bidoof)
400. Justin Beaver (Bibarel)
401. Jimminy Cricketot (Kricketot)
402. Sir Cricks a lot (Kricketune)
403. Shinx For Nothin'
404. Suxio (Luxio)
405. Gives no fuxray (Luxray)
406. Dank Budew
407. This hand is a flower (Roserade)
408. A little horny (Cranidos)
409. A lot horny (Rampardos)