The TV Shows we know and love are slightly different with one letter off...
Full House/Fall House
Every member of the Tanner Family walks in as they say their respective catchphrases, then they fall down.
A horse is shown grazing in a meadow.
Saturday Night Live/Saturday Might Live
A young couple (Ian and Olivia) is in the ICU unit of the hospital. The doctor (Anthony) tells them that their daughter, Saturday, is in critical condition, but that she might live, relieving the couple. Immediately after, the flatline sound plays on Saturday's heart monitor, and the doctor says "Never mind." as he walks away.
Stranger Things/Stranger Thongs
Nancy and Barb (Ian and Anthony) are walking through a park at night. Barb thanks Nancy for letting him wear her thong, only for Nancy to tell Barb that she doesn't wear thongs. After Nancy nervously asks whose thong it is, a naked man (Wess) jumps out of some bushes and says "it's mine", then identifies himself as a stranger.
The Wire/Then Wire
A woman is crying in the dining room of her house. Her husband asks her what's wrong, and she replies that she's fine. The husband asks "Then wire you crying?". The couple smiles and holds up their thumbs as the end credits play.
Teen Wolf/Tween Wolf
Tween wolf (Anthony) is angrily walking into his room while arguing with his mother (Ian), who he tells that he's too old for her to tell him what to do anymore before slamming the door. He then writes in his diary the following passage: "Dear diary: Mood: Apathetic. Wolf Hair: Still growing in". He then sings "Wake me up, when I'm a teen wolf".
The Blacklist/The Blacklisp
A black man (Keith) mispronounces Mississippi as "Mithithippi".
Shark Tank/Shart Tank
A businessman (Ian) goes before the sharks, and thanks them for taking the time to see him. After being told to give them his best shot, he nervously accepts, then lets out a deep fart. A squishing noise is heard as he puts his hand on his butt and says "Oh god". The first judge opts out, the second judge (Anthony) opts out after deeming the businessman's target audience being everyone unrealistic, and the third judge agrees to give the businessman $100,000 in exchange for a 40% share of his shart. The businessman is overjoyed.
Scream Queens/Scream Queefs
A woman (Olivia) is sitting on a stool in front of the sharks, who tell her to give them her best shot. She agrees, and spreads open her legs, which let out a loud, panicked scream. After she closes her legs, the third shark immediately agrees to a $100,000 deal.
Ash Ketchum (Anthony) starts a Pokemon battle by releasing his Pikachu. His opponent, Metrosexual Hipster (Ian) yells out "Go Ham!" and throws a whole smoked ham on the ground, making a loud thud. A confused Ash says "What the fu--" before getting cut off by the fade to black.