Ian: Damn you girls are fine. Can I get your MySpaces? Fine.
Guy: oh, are you avalible this thursday? People are having a babie showers.
Ian: Speaking of babies, I got this great joke. Ok, So this girl is standing between a pile of dead babies, and corpet. Ok, so I don't really know, but it's a pile of dead babies, and that's pricken hilariuos.
Guy: That guys a f---.
Guy: Come on, gotta get my night owl.
Ian: Oh my god, you guys would both lose. I would tottaly own you guys with my paledint. He's level 69.
Guy: Yeah, that guy's a f--- s--- d--- s----. And a liar.
Anthony: Dude, last night I was going to-
Ian: My moms house.
Anthony: The beach. And then, This guy--
Ian: Got naked.
Anthony: Dude why are you being s-
Ian: O awsome.
Ian: Yopur just mad cause you saw some guy naked.
Anthony: your being a d---.
Ian: Hey everybody I'm goin' fishin'! Anyone want a Salmon, cause there's a big one in here!
transmission: There's always one A-hole at a New Year's Eve party.
Ian: Oops. I peed all over my hand.
Treansmission: Don't let it be you. Please drink responsibly.