"N1PPLES ON YOUTUBE!" is a Smosh video uploaded on March 30, 2012.
Brief synopsis: After spotting and teasing Ian about playing with a bouncy ball with a nipple on it, the two wonder whether or not they're allowed to show nipples on Youtube, all the while trying to determine if the nipple is a woman's or a man's.
Ian is playing with his new bouncy ball when Anthony comes in and asks him what it is. Ian says that it's his new bouncy ball. At first Anthony laughs, but then notices that the ball has a nipple on it and becomes horrified. Anthony admits that Ian does have "trouble with the ladies" but calls him pathetic for even playing with a nipple ball. Ian offers the ball to Anthony, and he refuses. Ian tries to coax Anthony into playing with it, saying it looks like a salami.
Anthony tells Ian to stop and covers up the nipple with his hands. Anthony then asks if they're even allowed to show nipples on Youtube. Ian says that the ball couldn't be a woman's nipple, but it could possibly either be a man's nipple or a dog's nipple. Anthony remarks that it would be okay to show a man's nipple. A woman whose nipples are censored asks if it's okay to show her nipples, to which Ian and Anthony shout "NO!" in response. Ian also points out that they even show cow nipples and people milking them on YouTube. Anthony, disgusted, asks how Ian would even know that. Ian pushes a bucket of fresh milk behind him and replies, "Research."
Anthony tells Ian that either way, it's still pathetic that Ian's even playing with the nipple ball, and leaves. He then momentarily pops back into the room yelling at Ian to get rid of it. Ian promises his nipple ball that he'll find it "a loving home." He says that he'll make sure nipple ball travels with comfort, and gets a box with bubble wrap in it. He says that they can visit in the summer and spend holidays together and wanders back into the living room.
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Ian walks in on Anthony squeezing the nipple ball, who defensively claims that he's checking for dirt. Ian then realizes that if the nipple ball is a woman's nipple, then it would be censored. But since it's not censored, then it's a man's nipple. Anthony drops the nipple ball in disgust. Ian continues to tell Anthony that he's allowed to show his nipple (and lifts up his shirt to prove it) and not have it censored. Anthony says that he can too, but when he lifts up his shirt, his nipples are censored. Ian has a horrified look on his face, and Anthony says "Like 'em? I just got them." Ian doesn't understand what he meant by "just got them," and Anthony says that it's obvious that he stole them. The girl from earlier comes in wearing bandages that are bleeding through where her nipples should have been and yells at Anthony to give her nipples back. Anthony replies, "NEVER!"
Alternate Ending #1
When Anthony showed Ian his woman nipples, Anthony responded, "Jealous? Bitch!"
Alternate Ending #2
When Anthony showed Ian his woman nipples, they were both surprised and Ian said, "Everything makes sense now."
Deleted Scene
When Anthony tells Ian that he has trouble with the ladies, Ian disagrees with him. Three flashbacks show a lady slapping him and doesn't want to see Ian again, another lady slapping him for playing a computer game on the first date, and a man slapping for Ian thinking he sounds like a man.
Alternate Ending #3
When Anthony showed Ian his woman nipples, Ian responded, "Jealous!"
Alternate Scene
When the woman wanted her nipples back, Anthony replied, "Finders keepers!"
Alternate Ending #4
When Anthony showed Ian his woman nipples, Ian mentally grab them.
Alternate Ending #5
When Anthony showed Ian his woman nipples, Ian was surprised and said, "Never saw that one coming.". The screen says, "Smosh: using the censored bar since 2005".
Trivia/Goofs
The Nipple Ball used for the video was received from an episode of Mailtime With Smosh (BIGGEST BURGER EVER IN OUR MAIL?!), just like how the Voodoo Dolls that were recieved in a Mailtime were used in REAL VOODOO DOLL!
When Anthony walks through the arch to his room, there is a Nyan Cat sticker on the counter separating the kitchen from
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the living room. The sticker was recieved during Mailtime with Smosh as well.
This is another Smosh video that is under 5-6 minutes long, lasting approximately 2:32.
When Anthony came into the room, you can see he was playing "Draw Something" on his iPhone, the game itself has played a major part in I SUCK AT DRAW SOMETHING!
About three hours after the video was uploaded, it was flagged as inappropriate. Only people who had YouTube accounts saying that they were 18 or older could watch it. The only other way to watch it without this was on Smosh.com.
The video's initial reception was overwhelmingly negative with a large amount of dislikes that outweighed its likes. Currently the amount of dislikes has gone down to just 9% of the majority.
