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MONTAGE MACHINE is a Smosh music video. The soundtrack is available on iTunes.

Plot[]

What if you had a machine that let you skip the boring parts of life with an 80's Movie Montage?! Watch and find out!

Lyrics[]

Anthony needs some cereal
He don't want to waste no time
Pour the milk like it's life or death
Cereal in a bowl is the best

It's a Montage Machine
Press the button and you'll get a Montage
Just like in the movies
Press the button and you'll get a Montage

You wanna be the best and teach Brett a lesson
You gotta work hard get big-ass muscles and stretching
Now it's time to put your training to the test
You're gonna beat him in the fight cuz you're the best
(talking)
Oh, Wait, No...You just hit him with a car...Guess that works.

It's a Montage Machine
Press the button and you'll get a Montage
Just like in the movies
Press the button and you'll get a Montage

You wanna get that model but you need a lot of money
So you gotta go to college and get a good job
But you have trouble with math so you get a tutor
Now you got math skills you'll get that model in no time

But the tutor steals your laptop and flees the country
You're crazy in debt and can't complete your degree
You move back with your folks
And now your life's a joke

And you look to your father and see the disappointment in his eyes
And all you wanted to do was find a hot model to screw

So you turn to crime to pay off your debts
The cops connect you to the time you killed Brett
Your semen matched some they find at the scene of the crime
You're convicted to murder serving at life time

It's a Montage Machine
Press the button and you'll get a Montage
Just like in the movies
Press the button and you'll get a Montage

Now you're pen pals with the hot model
She investigates murders with semen on the scene
She runs a podcast called "Semen Crime"
It's earned $30 in ad revenue

She's saving up to buy a kangaroo
You're pretending to be interested but don't really care
You're just hoping for some nudes before electric chair
Cuz you've only seen dicks for the past seven years
(talking)
Then you get killed in a prison fight... and you're dead.

Fifty years later you get resurrected
Cuz your best friend's got the cure to human death
You go to the model's grave to pay your respects
But you're not gonna leave without getting a kiss

It's a Montage Machine
Press the button and you'll get a Montage
Just like in the movies
Press the button and you'll get a Montage

It's a Montage Machine
Press the button and you'll get a Montage
Just like in the movies
Press the button and you'll get a Montage

Cast[]

Anthony Padilla

Ian Hecox

Olivia Sui

Shayne Topp

Noah Grossman

Ray Medved

Kalista Duvay

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