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Milky Milkshake

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Milky Milkshake is a Smosh song about the joys of milkshakes.

About the Song

The song first appeared in the video My Mom's Amazing video, where Ian, Anthony and Ian's mom get milkshakes after they make the video for Ian's mom. The song was later seen again in the Firetruck music video. Ian and Anthony have a music producer listen to the song, but the guy ended up hating it. Anthony shouts oh fire truck, which gave the music producer another idea... Years later, A Real Ouija Board? featured the song.

Lyrics

Milky milkshake. (Milky milkshake)
Milky milkshake
Dancing with my milkshake, baby, oh, yeah.
I'm dancing with my milkshake.
Oh, I love my milky, milky shake baby.
Milky milkshake. (Milky milkshake)
Milky milkshake.
Shaking my milk milk baby.
Shaking my milkshake on the dance floor baby.
Milky milkshake. (Milky milkshake)

Milkshakes are my favorite things in the world.
One time, I drank five of them, then I hurled.
Milkshakes make me super happy.
If they didn't exist, that would be crappy!

Milky milkshake. (Milky milkshake)
Milky milkshake, oh my milkshake.
Milky milkshake. (Milky milkshake)
Ohhhhhhhhh, my milkshake.
Milky milkshake
Oh, give it baby!

Milkshakes are my favorite things in the world.
One time, I drank five of them, then I hurled.
Milkshakes make me super happy.
If they didn't exist, that would be crappy!

Milky Milkshake. (Milky milkshake)
Milky Milkshake.
Ohh gimmie that milkshake.
Milky Milkshake.
Ohh my Milkshake.
Ohh I'm shaking my Milkshake!
Milky Milkshake.

Ohh Gimmie that milkshake. Give it.
Okay, you can have some, 'cause sharing is caring.

Stephen Hawking Remix

In a second video, Stephen Hawking made his own version of Milky Milkshake (it was really Microsoft Sam, a text to speech voice). The music video in the Hawking version remains the same, but Stephen Hawking replaces Ian, Anthony and Ian's Mom.

Hawking's Gonna Drop a Phat Remix

In the Smosh album Sexy Album, there is a brief introduction of this version of the song:

Hawking: Yo what's up bitches? It's your boy Stephen Hawking in the house. Imma drop a phat remix .
Anthony: YEAH STEPHEN HAWKING! DROP THAT REMIX!

Lyrics

Milky milkshake. (Milky milkshake)
Milky milkshake
Dancing with my milkshake, baby, oh, yeah.
I'm dancing with my milkshake.
Oh, I love my milky, milky shake baby.
Milky milkshake. (Milky milkshake)
Milky milkshake.
Shaking my milk milk baby.
Shaking my milkshake on the dance floor baby.
Milky milkshake. (Milky milkshake)

Milkshakes are my favorite things in the world.
One time, I drank five of them, then I hurled.
Milkshakes make me super happy.
If they didn't exist, that would be crappy!

Milky milkshake. (Milky milkshake)
Milky milkshake, oh my milkshake.
Milky milkshake. (Milky milkshake)
Ohhhhhhhhh, my milkshake.
Milky milkshake
Oh, give it baby!

Milkshakes are my favorite thi-
Ow! What the heck mom?
Why did you throw that freaking flamingo at me?
Can't you tell I'm upset by the tone of my voice?
I'm going to go cry in my bedroom now!

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