Smosh got the opportunity to interview Tom Hiddleston (Loki) and decided that while one of them interviewed Tom, the other would give instructions through an earpiece.
Smosh got the opportunity to "interview" Tom Hiddleson (AKA Loki from Thor). Ian says that he's gonna read off a piece of paper since he's not a professional interviewer which Tom Hiddleston thought it was fair. Smosh decided that while one of them interviewed Tom, the other would give instructions through an earpiece. Anthony tells Ian though the earpiece to mess up on the last name which Ian laughed. Smosh thinks it's going to be the greatest interview of all time.
(Numbers past 24 are extras which include bonus questions and a glimpse before and after the interview)
Ian tells Anthony to start with a handshake. Anthony and Tom introduced each other which Anthony wants to start a specific handshake.
Ian also starts off with a handshake, but he mispronounced his last name which Tom wanted to know Ian's last name. Ian pronounced his name correctly and saw Tom smiling thinking he was laughing. Tom said that his last name is crazier. Anthony wanted Ian to make fun of Tom's last name. Ian asked if people called him, "Kibblestone," which no one did. Ian also asked if people called him, "Kidney-stone," which Tom said that was a thing. Ian asked if it was too offensive, but Tom thought it was a first liking that idea.
Anthony and Tom fist bump each other and then Ian told to diddle his palm with fingers. Anthony demonstrated it and Tom thought it was nice.
Ian asked if Tom was more a brony, blieber, or twiheart. Tom asked what a brony is which made Anthony laugh.
Anthony asked Tom if Loki and cyborg George Washington were to fight, which one would win which Tom made ask about the cyborg George Washington. Anthony said the cyborg would have laser eyes while Loki would be incredibly handsome making Tom laugh.
Anthony tells Ian to cough which Tom asked if it was okay which he was. Anthony tells Ian to drink the water while Tom asked if Ian wants to drink the water which Ian accepted. Anthony tells Ian to cough in it and offer the water to Tom which Ian did and Tom drank it. Tom asked where it's from which Anthony told Ian to tell Tom he might have herpes. Ian told him that which Tom said hasn't have herpes. Ian says that it's a new experience which Tom said that people say to always go for the new experience which Ian agreed with herpes.
Ian tells Anthony to say the next sentence with a Southern drawl. Anthony asks Tom how many fingers he was holding up. Tom answered none, but Ian told Anthony that he was wrong and that it was holding up his thumb. Anthony said that and asked if he didn't see it. Tom answered that he knows when someone has been tangoed.
Ian asked Tom if he could guess what a brony is. Tom thinks it's an actual bro, but Ian said it was wrong. Anthony wanted Ian to say, "EHHHHHH! Wrong!" Tom tried guessing what brony means, but Ian just kept making the noise due to Anthony's command. Tom even didn't finish a sentence which was marked wrong Tom thought it was clearly the wrong answer which had Anthony laughing.
Ian tells Anthony to ask Tom who's hotter from the two. Anthony showed the second Smosh Magazine to Tom for the question which Tom answered it's like choosing between two children which Anthony disagreed since Ian and Anthony aren't Tom's children.
While Tom still guesses on what a brony is, Anthony tells Ian to pretend to fart and hiding it by waving it away. Ian waved the paper, but didn't affect Tom. Anthony wanted Ian to wave the paper behind himself. Ian did the action making Tom ask if Ian was okay which Ian felt fine.
Anthony asks Tom what he did if people locked him in a glass box/room also asking if his crew took Tom out to poop. Ian tells Anthony to touch Tom's nose and say, "Boop!" as Tom's talking. Tom said that they didn't take him out to poop and Anthony did the action commanded by Ian.
Ian asked Tom if he can give a freestyle rap about Thor: The Dark World; Ian will also lay down the beat. Anthony told Ian that about halfway to make the beat really stupid and bonkers. As Tom was rapping about the two boys of Asgard racing through time while going faster than Nascar.
Ian tells Anthony to ask Tom if he could sing a ballad about his hair not being real. Anthony asked the question and Tom asked what is his favorite ballad. Ian tells Anthony to say it's the one from Titanic. Anthony tells him the ballad and Tom sings that ballad.
Anthony tells Ian to ask Tom to do the face on the poster while answering the next question. Ian told Tom to do the face Loki is doing on the poster by him while he answers the next question. Tom thought he looked deranged in the poster, but does it anyway. Tom even tried laughing to make the face which made Ian and Anthony laugh. He asked Tom if he would rather be attacked by twenty cockroach-size bears or one bear-size cockroach. Tom thought it was a silly question.
Anthony tells Tom to tell him how he got something greasy slowly. Ian tells Anthony to pretend that he's having an orgasm. As Tom says that he puts a lot of study in Boss Spray and let the horse guy through, Anthony does the action Ian told him. Ian then says to go to the next question.
Ian grabs blue tic tacs from the plant which Tom realized what they were. Anthony tells Ian to tell Tom he likes to pretend it as Smurf poop. Tom thought it was always good to bring refreshments which Ian agreed while doing what Anthony told him to do. Anthony wanted Ian to throw the tic tacs towards Tom's mouth, but Ian was offering them to Tom. Suddenly, Ian finally decided to throw the tic tacs thinking it would be too easy just to give them asking if it was okay which Tom accepted. Ian asked if he should do over arm or under which Tom thought either one was fine. When Ian tried to miss badly due to Anthony's command, Tom got the candy which Ian and Anthony were both surprised. Ian even high-fived with Tom with him saying that's how they do it.
Tom touches Anthony's nose while making the Boop! noise. Anthony wants Tom to do it again which he did. Ian tells Anthony to tell Tom to make a different noise. Anthony told Tom to touch his nose, but make a different noise. Tom changed his noise to a lower pitched Buh!. Anthony wanted Tom to keep making new noises which Tom did a really long Boooooop!. Anthony said that the noise was really bad due to Ian's command, and wants Tom to try again. Tom touched his nose and made a low-pitched Hehhhhhhhh!
Anthony tells Ian to go over and feel Tom's shirt. Ian did the action asking what material it's made of. Anthony tells Ian to guess completely wrong. As Tom was about to say something about his shirt, Ian interrupted him wanting to guess which Tom accepted. Tom gave a clue saying it's old-fashion which Ian guessed cashmere. Tom said that was wrong which Ian then guessed cow-hide. Tom said that it would be leather then. Anthony tells Ian to ask Tom if it's leather which Ian did.
Anthony and Tom are both standing while Ian tells Anthony to touch Tom's Adam's apple. Anthony touches it asking if it was real which Tom said it was. Anthony wanted Tom to prove it by saying, "Alllllll!" which Tom did. Anthony felt the Adam's apple while Tom made the noise noticing how real it was making Ian laugh.
Ian tells Tom to answer the next question in the face Natalie Portman is doing in the poster. Tom does the face, Ian asks a question about after playing Loki. Anthony laughs because Tom totally nailed what Natalie was doing in the picture.
Tom and Anthony start snapping fingers.
While Ian and Tom stands up, Ian asks if he did well which Tom said that he did great. Anthony tells Ian to hug Tom again which they did while thanking each other. Anthony tells Ian to touch Tom's hair and to not let go of the hug for a little bit. Ian had to use his tippy toes due to Tom's height.
As soon as Tom and Anthony thanked each other, Anthony left the scene due to Ian's orders. Tom decides to look at some questions and finds one that says, "Why is Chris Hemsworth such a beautiful man?"
Tom thanked Ian for the interview and they both laughed.
Tom felt terrified of the interview. Ryan Todd said that he should be; Ian also commented that they're all terrified.
Ian asks Tom if he's jealous of Chris Hemsworth for kissing Natalie Portman which he said that he wasn't. Anthony tells Ian to keep asking Tom, "Why?" which he did. Tom said it was more of an acting kiss rather than an actual kiss. Ian asked, "Why?" again which Tom said that it's pretend not wanting to say it. Ian tells Tom that he thought it was real due to Anthony's command which and even pretended to be upset over it.
Anthony and Tom started doing their secret handshake by flailing their hands, doing a fist-pump, and Anthony diddle his fingers on Tom's palm. Tom thought the handshake was nice.
Ian tries to ask Tom something, but he got too nervous to finish the sentence.
Tom asks where the water is from thinking it's prank water.
Anthony asks Tom what happened to his hair since Ian told him to say it. Tom whispered that it wasn't real hair. Ian tells Anthony to be pissed off which Anthony did while saying to Tom that he looked so good in that hair.
Tom still tries to figure out what brony means by breaking it down. He thought of brony baloney macaroni which he thought that means people who are bros about macaroni.
Anthony says that's all they have time for and they both stood up to give another hand-shake. Anthony told Tom that he was a good-sport and knows that he answered the questions. Anthony likes the fact that Tom is tall and handsome in person. Tom asks if Anthony does what his height does which Anthony said, "No, but thanks."
Anthony tells Ian to act clever by asking if Tom's horny due to Loki having horns. Ian asked that and he laughed due to Anthony telling him too. Tom felt extatic with what Ian asked him.
Anthony says to Tom, "Thanks, bro!" which they kept on talking with bro. Anthony even said, "Bro-lo!"
Anthony tells Ian to have Tom read the next question because he's too nervous. Ian told him that and Tom read that question asking him what is a Thor. Tom thought it was a really good question.
Anthony wants Tom to teach a specific handshake. Tom teaches by having him hold a fist-bump, having the other hand below the hand used for the fist-bump, and then let the hand below to push up the other hand. As Tom said that they were gonna do a high five, Ian tells Anthony to twiddle his palm. Anthony did that which is what Tom had expected to happen.
Ian asks Tom while behind his chair if this is the last sort of junket he has to do. Tom said that it is, but also said that this was a better interview than most interviews he has done.
The screen is covered in black with words that say, "Thanks for being a good sport, Tom. Sorry for the possible herpes," then the ":)" to the right of that sentence turned to ":O" and then back to ":)" with the passage still words that say, "PS: If you guys want us to do more, who should we interview next?" The right-side up question mark turned turned upside down in two second later and then right-side up less than a second later. Five seconds later, the question mark got turned upside down again and then right-side up less than a second later. In the extra, the screen is still covered in black, but has these words, "Seriously, Tom, you're welcome to make faces with us any day."