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Maxwell (Ian) is eating a sandwich, when he realizes that he's thirsty. He writes the word 'milk' on a piece of paper, and impatiently waits for his milk to appear. When it doesn't, Maxwell yells "Bob Sagat!" out of frustration (A refernce to the Tourettes Guy).
   
 
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Revision as of 21:31, 3 February 2013

If Video Games Were Real is the second video in the "If...Were Real" series by Smosh.

If Video Games Were Real Title

Title card

Plot

Introduction

Ian is watching Anthony play Halo, when Ian suddenly complains about Master Chief's superhuman strength. Anthony then tells him to name one videogame that would still be fun if it was realistic.

Video Games Spoofed

Super Mario Bros.

Princess Peach (Ian) tells Mario (Anthony) that "if you want some of that princess ass, it's gonna cost [him]." Mario tells her he'll pay her in gold coins by punching a brick above him. Mario jumps up, hits the brick, but screams in pain instead and saying f*---

Wii Sports

Ian and Anthony are trying to play tennis, but they very obviously suck at the game. Eventually, Anthony gives up, throws his racket on the ground, and says tennis sucks.

Metal Gear Solid

Colonel Campbell (played by one of Ian and Anthony's neighbors) briefs Snake (Ian) and orders him to infiltrate Otacon's new base. Snake assures the Colonel that he knows what to do.

The screen then shifts to two guards with Snake crawling inside a cardboard box. One of the guards spots Snake and neutralizes him with his rifle.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Four turtles are shown inside of a fish tank.

Battletoads

Three toads are shown inside a fish tank.

Katamari Damacy

The Prince (Ian) is attempting to roll things up with an inflatable bouncy ball. Anthony explains a girl that he was dropped on his head as a child. The Prince then rolls the ball around Anthony and the woman, attempting to roll them up.

The Sims

Ian, two guys, and a girl are sitting on a couch. A terrified Anthony runs in and says someone removed the freakin toilet. Everybody starts screaming in horror.

Tomb Raider

Lara is running through a forest. She stops and rests by a tree, exclaiming her back hurts from "these goddamn breast implants!"

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Link

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

Link (Ian) is vandalizing someone's front yard and smashing their pottery. Suddenly, the owner of the house (Anthony) walks out and asks him, "What the hell are you doing with all of my stuff?" Link says he's "looking for Rupees" and continues to defile the house.

Sonic the Hedgehog

Two burglars (played by Ian and Anthony) are beating up Sonic with baseball bats. The one on the right (Anthony) tells friend he's not seeing any gold rings asks if the other sees any. The other burglar (Ian) says there's no rings, he's just seeing blood.

Deleted Scenes

GTA

A carjacker (Anthony) is running away from a policeman (Ian). He runs up to a parked car and tries to break the window open with his elbow, but does not even damage it. The policeman corners him, and the "Busted" screen from the Grand Theft Auto series appears.

Scribblenauts

Maxwell (Ian) is eating a sandwich, when he realizes that he's thirsty. He writes the word 'milk' on a piece of paper, and impatiently waits for his milk to appear. When it doesn't, Maxwell yells "Bob Sagat!" out of frustration (A refernce to the Tourettes Guy).

Ending

After Anthony's Xbox 360 gets the Red Ring of Death again, Ian decides to cheer Anthony up by going to his mom's house and bring over a Nintendo 64. On the way there, Ian gets a text from Anthony, which tells him to bring Goldeneye. Distracted, Ian bumps into a bookshelf, which falls on him. Ian isn't strong enough to take it off, and calls for help. Master Chief then shows up, and offers some help. He tries to lift the bookshelf, but walks away in frustration when he can't lift it. Ian angrily yells at Master Chief, saying he won't care if it took him "ten minutes or ten years" to get out. Ten years pass, and a skeleton is seen under the bookshelf. Ian then walks up and asks who left the skeleton under the bookshelf.

Trivia/Goofs

  • This episode is the only episode in the the "If... Were Real" series whose title card is not a computer graphic, and is also the only episode to have an animated title card.
  • When Ian checks the text on his iPhone, Anthony's last name is "Padildo" instead of "Padilla". This was seen again in THE NEW GHOSTBUSTERS.
  • Ian's mobile provider is GAYT&T, referencing the reputed poor coverage and service of the network.
  • After discovering the missing toilet in the Sims segment, Anthony wet his pants while screaming with the others.
  • The area in the Metal Gear Solid scene is the exterior of the E.R. building in MY NEW HOT GIRLFRIEND.
  • This was one of the only three videos in the series whose thumbnail does not have the "censored" bar. The others were If Kids Shows Were Real and this video's proceder, If Video Games Were Real 2.
  • In the Metal Gear Solid scene, Colonel Campbell is contacting Snake through frequency 141.12, which is Otacon's frequency. In fact, the frequency should have been 140.85.
  • In the Lara Croft scene one can see that the gun on the right has an orange tip that has been taped over.

Shut Up! Opening

"PS3 is better than Xbox, and Wii is for little girls! SHUT UP!"
—{{{2}}}

See also

v - e - d
Smosh logo(2005-2009): If It Were Real Series
Season 2009
Episode 1 If Movies Were Real
Season 2010
Episode 2 to 3 If Video Games Were Real  · If Scary Movies Were Real!
Season 2011
Episode 4 to 8 IF KIDS SHOWS WERE REAL!  · If Superheroes Were Real!  · IF THE INTERNET WAS REAL  · IF MOVIES WERE REAL 2  · IF HOLIDAYS WERE REAL
Season 2012
Episode 9 to 10 IF VIDEO GAMES WERE REAL 2  · IF TV SHOWS WERE REAL
Season 2013
Episode 11 IF MOVIES WERE REAL 3
Season 2014
Episode 12 to 14 IF VIDEO GAMES WERE REAL 3  · IF APPS WERE REAL  · IF TV SHOWS WERE REAL 2
Season 2015
Episode 15 to 17 IF ROMANTIC MOVIES WERE REAL  · IF BOARD GAMES WERE REAL  · IF VIDEO GAMES WERE REAL 4
Season 2016
Episode 18 to 20 IF REALITY SHOWS WERE REAL  · IF DISNEY PRINCESSES WERE REAL  · IF VIDEO GAMES WERE REAL 5
Season 2017
Episode 21 to 23 IF BOARD GAMES WERE REAL 2  · IF DISNEY MOVIES WERE REAL  · IF KIDS SHOWS WERE REAL 2
Season 2018
Episode 24 to 25 IF MOVIES WERE REAL 5  · IF SCARY MOVIES WERE REAL 3
Season 2019
Episode 26 to 28 IF MARVEL CHARACTERS WERE REAL  · IF TEXTS WERE REAL  · If Movies Were Real 6
Season 2020
Episode 29 to 30 If Instagram Were Real  · If Animal Crossing Were Real
Season 2021
Episode 31 If Texts Were Real