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+ | |link = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bKoahtmcHY |
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+ | |directors = TBA |
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+ | |previous = [[If Movies Were Real]] |
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+ | |next = [[If Scary Movies Were Real]] |
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+ | |nextglobal = [[Anthony Poses for Playgirl!?!]] |
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+ | |gallery = [[If Video Games Were Real/Gallery]] |
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+ | |script = [[If Video Games Were Real/Script]] |
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+ | |title = If Video Games Were Real |
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+ | '''{{PAGENAME}}''' is a main series video uploaded by [[Smosh]] and is the second ''[[If It Were Real]]'' video. |
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+ | ==Sypnosis== |
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+ | What would happen if video games were real? |
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− | '''If Video Games Were Real''' is the second video in the "If...Were Real" series by [[Smosh]]. |
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− | [[File:If_Video_Games_Were_Real_Title.PNG|thumb|228px|Title card]] |
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==Plot== |
==Plot== |
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===Introduction=== |
===Introduction=== |
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− | Ian is watching Anthony play Halo |
+ | [[Ian Hecox]] is watching [[Anthony Padilla]] play ''Halo'' when Ian suddenly complains about Master Chief's superhuman strength. Anthony then tells him to name one videogame that would still be fun if it was realistic. |
===Video Games Spoofed=== |
===Video Games Spoofed=== |
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− | ====Super Mario Bros.==== |
+ | ====''Super Mario Bros.''==== |
− | + | [[Peach]], depicted as a prostitute (Ian) tells [[Mario]] (Anthony) that if he wants sex from her, it's going to cost him. Mario tells her he'll pay her in gold coins by punching a brick above him. Mario jumps up and hits the brick but screams in pain instead. |
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− | ====Wii Sports==== |
+ | ====''Wii Sports''==== |
− | Ian and Anthony are trying to play tennis, but they very obviously suck at the game. Eventually, Anthony gives up, throws his racket on the ground, and says |
+ | Ian and Anthony are trying to play tennis, but they very obviously suck at the game. Eventually, Anthony gives up, throws his racket on the ground, and says, "Tennis sucks!" |
− | ====Metal Gear Solid==== |
+ | ====''Metal Gear Solid''==== |
Colonel Campbell (played by one of Ian and Anthony's neighbors) briefs Snake (Ian) and orders him to infiltrate Otacon's new base. Snake assures the Colonel that he knows what to do. |
Colonel Campbell (played by one of Ian and Anthony's neighbors) briefs Snake (Ian) and orders him to infiltrate Otacon's new base. Snake assures the Colonel that he knows what to do. |
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The screen then shifts to two guards with Snake crawling inside a cardboard box. One of the guards spots Snake and neutralizes him with his rifle. |
The screen then shifts to two guards with Snake crawling inside a cardboard box. One of the guards spots Snake and neutralizes him with his rifle. |
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− | ====Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles==== |
+ | ====''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles''==== |
− | Four turtles are shown inside of a |
+ | Four turtles are shown inside of a pet aquarium. |
− | ====Battletoads==== |
+ | ====''Battletoads''==== |
− | Three toads are shown inside a |
+ | Three toads are shown inside a terrarium. |
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+ | ====''Katamari Damacy''==== |
− | The Prince (Ian) is attempting to roll things up with |
+ | The Prince Of All Cosmos (Ian) is attempting to roll things up with a bouncy inflatable ball. Anthony explains to a girl that he was dropped on his head as a child. The Prince then rolls the ball around Anthony and the woman, attempting to roll them up. |
− | ====The Sims==== |
+ | ====''The Sims''==== |
− | Ian, two guys, and a girl are sitting on a couch |
+ | Ian, two guys, and a girl are sitting on a couch when a terrified Anthony runs in and says, "Someone removed the freakin' toilet!". Everybody starts screaming in horror with Anthony even having a toilet accident in his pants shortly after. |
− | ====Tomb Raider==== |
+ | ====''Tomb Raider''==== |
− | Lara is running through a forest. She stops and rests by a tree, exclaiming her back hurts from |
+ | Lara is running through a forest. She stops and rests by a tree, exclaiming her back hurts from her breast implants. |
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− | ====Sonic the Hedgehog==== |
+ | ====''Sonic the Hedgehog''==== |
− | Two burglars (played by Ian and Anthony) are beating up Sonic with baseball bats. The one on the right(Anthony) tells friend he |
+ | Two burglars (played by Ian and Anthony) are beating up Sonic with baseball bats. The one on the right (Anthony) tells his friend he does not see any gold rings asks if the other sees any. The other burglar (Ian) says there are no rings but blood. |
===Deleted Scenes=== |
===Deleted Scenes=== |
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− | A carjacker (Anthony) is running away from |
+ | A carjacker (Anthony) is running away from [[Sergeant Anous]] (Ian). He runs up to a parked car and tries to break the window open with his elbow, but does not even damage it. Anous corners him, and the "Busted" screen from the ''Grand Theft Auto'' series appears. |
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+ | ====''Scribblenauts''==== |
− | Maxwell (Ian) is eating a sandwich |
+ | Maxwell (Ian) is eating a sandwich when he realizes that he's thirsty. He writes the word 'milk' on a piece of paper and impatiently waits for his milk to appear. When it doesn't, Maxwell yells "Bob Saget!" out of frustration (a reference to Bob Saget, host of 1 vs. 100). |
===Ending=== |
===Ending=== |
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− | After Anthony's Xbox 360 gets the Red Ring of Death again, Ian decides to cheer Anthony up by going to his mom's house and bring over a Nintendo 64. On the way there, Ian gets a text from Anthony, which tells him to bring Goldeneye. Distracted, Ian bumps into a bookshelf, which falls on him. Ian isn't strong enough to take it off |
+ | After Anthony's Xbox 360 gets the Red Ring of Death again, Ian decides to cheer Anthony up by going to his [[Cheryl Hecox|mom]]'s house and bring over a Nintendo 64. On the way there, Ian gets a text from Anthony, which tells him to bring ''Goldeneye''. Distracted, Ian bumps into a bookshelf, which falls on him. Ian isn't strong enough to take it off and calls for help. Master Chief then shows up and offers some help. He tries to lift the bookshelf but walks away in frustration when he can't lift it. Ian angrily yells at Master Chief, saying he won't care if it took him "ten minutes or ten years" to get out. Ten years pass, and a skeleton is seen under the bookshelf, which appears to be Ian's. Ian then walks up and asks who left the skeleton under the bookshelf. |
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+ | *Two errors are apparent in the ''Metal Gear Solid'' segment: |
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+ | **Error 2: Otacon is also an enemy of Snake but in the games, he is actually an ally. |
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+ | *In the Tomb Raider sketch, the woman playing Lara Croft speaks in an American accent, while Lara is depicted as British in the games. |
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+ | *This is Ian's only appearance as Link where he has his normal hair instead of a blonde wig. |
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+ | ==Related Videos== |
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− | *This episode is the only episode in the the "If... Were Real" series whose title card is not a computer graphic, and is also the only episode to have an animated title card. |
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+ | If Video Games Were Real-0|Video |
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+ | EXTRAS If video games were real SMOSH|BTS (reuploaded due to original link not working) |
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− | *This was one of the only three videos in the series whose thumbnail does not have the "censored" bar. The others were [[If Kids Shows Were Real]] and this video's proceder, [[If Video Games Were Real 2]]. |
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Revision as of 13:15, 18 March 2020
If Video Games Were Real (2010). Completely useless template. |
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If Video Games Were Real (2010) is a main series video uploaded by Smosh and is the second If It Were Real video.
Sypnosis
What would happen if video games were real?
Plot
Introduction
Ian Hecox is watching Anthony Padilla play Halo when Ian suddenly complains about Master Chief's superhuman strength. Anthony then tells him to name one videogame that would still be fun if it was realistic.
Video Games Spoofed
Super Mario Bros.
Peach, depicted as a prostitute (Ian) tells Mario (Anthony) that if he wants sex from her, it's going to cost him. Mario tells her he'll pay her in gold coins by punching a brick above him. Mario jumps up and hits the brick but screams in pain instead.
Wii Sports
Ian and Anthony are trying to play tennis, but they very obviously suck at the game. Eventually, Anthony gives up, throws his racket on the ground, and says, "Tennis sucks!"
Metal Gear Solid
Colonel Campbell (played by one of Ian and Anthony's neighbors) briefs Snake (Ian) and orders him to infiltrate Otacon's new base. Snake assures the Colonel that he knows what to do.
The screen then shifts to two guards with Snake crawling inside a cardboard box. One of the guards spots Snake and neutralizes him with his rifle.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Four turtles are shown inside of a pet aquarium.
Battletoads
Three toads are shown inside a terrarium.
Katamari Damacy
The Prince Of All Cosmos (Ian) is attempting to roll things up with a bouncy inflatable ball. Anthony explains to a girl that he was dropped on his head as a child. The Prince then rolls the ball around Anthony and the woman, attempting to roll them up.
The Sims
Ian, two guys, and a girl are sitting on a couch when a terrified Anthony runs in and says, "Someone removed the freakin' toilet!". Everybody starts screaming in horror with Anthony even having a toilet accident in his pants shortly after.
Tomb Raider
Lara is running through a forest. She stops and rests by a tree, exclaiming her back hurts from her breast implants.
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
Link (Ian) is vandalizing someone's front yard and smashing their pottery. Suddenly, the owner of the house (Anthony) walks out and asks him, "What the hell are you doing with all of my stuff?" Link says he's "looking for Rupees" and continues to defile the house.
Sonic the Hedgehog
Two burglars (played by Ian and Anthony) are beating up Sonic with baseball bats. The one on the right (Anthony) tells his friend he does not see any gold rings asks if the other sees any. The other burglar (Ian) says there are no rings but blood.
Deleted Scenes
GTA
A carjacker (Anthony) is running away from Sergeant Anous (Ian). He runs up to a parked car and tries to break the window open with his elbow, but does not even damage it. Anous corners him, and the "Busted" screen from the Grand Theft Auto series appears.
Scribblenauts
Maxwell (Ian) is eating a sandwich when he realizes that he's thirsty. He writes the word 'milk' on a piece of paper and impatiently waits for his milk to appear. When it doesn't, Maxwell yells "Bob Saget!" out of frustration (a reference to Bob Saget, host of 1 vs. 100).
Ending
After Anthony's Xbox 360 gets the Red Ring of Death again, Ian decides to cheer Anthony up by going to his mom's house and bring over a Nintendo 64. On the way there, Ian gets a text from Anthony, which tells him to bring Goldeneye. Distracted, Ian bumps into a bookshelf, which falls on him. Ian isn't strong enough to take it off and calls for help. Master Chief then shows up and offers some help. He tries to lift the bookshelf but walks away in frustration when he can't lift it. Ian angrily yells at Master Chief, saying he won't care if it took him "ten minutes or ten years" to get out. Ten years pass, and a skeleton is seen under the bookshelf, which appears to be Ian's. Ian then walks up and asks who left the skeleton under the bookshelf.
Trivia/Goofs
- This is the first If It Were Real episode to have an animated title card.
- When Ian checks the text on his iPhone, Anthony's last name is "Padildo" instead of "Padilla." This was seen again in THE NEW GHOSTBUSTERS, WORST ID PHOTO EVER, Stop Copying Me!, THAT DAMN MOVIE! and We're Stuck in Slow Motion.
- Ian's mobile provider is GAYT&T, referencing the reputed poor coverage and service of the network AT&T.
- After discovering the missing toilet in The Sims segment, Anthony wet his pants while screaming with the others.
- The area in the Metal Gear Solid scene is the exterior of the E.R. building in MY NEW HOT GIRLFRIEND.
- Two errors are apparent in the Metal Gear Solid segment:
- Error 1: Instead of frequency 140.85, Colonel Campbell is contacting Snake through frequency 141.12, Otacon's frequency.
- Error 2: Otacon is also an enemy of Snake but in the games, he is actually an ally.
- In the Tomb Raider sketch, one of Lara Croft's guns has an orange tip that has been taped over.
- In the Tomb Raider sketch, the woman playing Lara Croft speaks in an American accent, while Lara is depicted as British in the games.
- This is Ian's only appearance as Link where he has his normal hair instead of a blonde wig.
Related Videos
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Episode 1 | If Movies Were Real |
Season 2010 | |
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Episode 2 to 3 | If Video Games Were Real · If Scary Movies Were Real! |
Season 2011 | |
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Episode 4 to 8 | IF KIDS SHOWS WERE REAL! · If Superheroes Were Real! · IF THE INTERNET WAS REAL · IF MOVIES WERE REAL 2 · IF HOLIDAYS WERE REAL |
Season 2012 | |
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Episode 9 to 10 | IF VIDEO GAMES WERE REAL 2 · IF TV SHOWS WERE REAL |
Season 2013 | |
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Episode 11 | IF MOVIES WERE REAL 3 |
Season 2014 | |
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Episode 12 to 14 | IF VIDEO GAMES WERE REAL 3 · IF APPS WERE REAL · IF TV SHOWS WERE REAL 2 |
Season 2015 | |
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Episode 15 to 17 | IF ROMANTIC MOVIES WERE REAL · IF BOARD GAMES WERE REAL · IF VIDEO GAMES WERE REAL 4 |
Season 2016 | |
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Episode 18 to 20 | IF REALITY SHOWS WERE REAL · IF DISNEY PRINCESSES WERE REAL · IF VIDEO GAMES WERE REAL 5 |
Season 2017 | |
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Episode 21 to 23 | IF BOARD GAMES WERE REAL 2 · IF DISNEY MOVIES WERE REAL · IF KIDS SHOWS WERE REAL 2 |
Season 2018 | |
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Episode 24 to 25 | IF MOVIES WERE REAL 5 · IF SCARY MOVIES WERE REAL 3 |
Season 2019 | |
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Episode 26 to 28 | IF MARVEL CHARACTERS WERE REAL · IF TEXTS WERE REAL · If Movies Were Real 6 |
Season 2020 | |
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Episode 29 to 30 | If Instagram Were Real · If Animal Crossing Were Real |
Season 2021 | |
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Episode 31 | If Texts Were Real |