Introduction[]
(Ian and Anthony are watching tv)
Ian: Dude, Wonder Woman is so dumb. No girl would dress that hot to fight crime.
Anthony: Uhh, yeah. But she's a superhero. Can you imagine how stupid it'd be if superheroes were actually realistic?
Spiderman[]
Spiderman (Ian) (falling down while climbing up a building's wall): S-s-h-h-i-i-i-i
...
Wonder Woman[]
Wonder woman: Ladies and gentlemen, it is my sworn duty to protect and serve those of... Seriously, can you guys please stop looking at my boobs?
X-Men: Wolverine[]
Wolverine (Anthony): Alright guys, I gotta go take a piss.
(in the bathroom) Damn zipper!
-- Splashing sound --
(screaming in shock): Ah-h-h....
X-Men: Professor X[]
A hippie with an AC/DC t-shirt (Anthony): So you say you can read mind? Prove it.
Prof. X (Ian): You're a big fan of AC/DC.
The hippie: W...O...W...
Prof. X: AC/DC is boring to be real.
Cat Woman[]
(an elderly woman pets a cat)
X-Men: Nightcrawler[]
X-Men: Invisible Men[]
Invisble man:I'm naked
X-Men: Cyclops[]
Cyclops is eating while staring at wonder woman's tits,burning them
The Flash[]
Ending[]
Ian: Okay, that would be pretty dumb.
Anthony: Yeah, like always.
*ringing*
Ian: Oh..! Gotta go.
Anthony: Don't only drug dealers have pagers?
(a robber breaks into the house)
Robber: EVERYBODY DOWN ON THE GROUND! WHERE IS THE MONEY!?
Anthony: I DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY, I SWEAR!
(Wonder Woman appears)
Wonder Woman: Have no fear, citizens. I am here to--Whaa...Will you please stop STARING AT MY TITS!?
(They keep staring anyway)
Wonder Woman: Save yourselves. (leaves)
Scott Pilgrim (Deleted)[]
kick ass