If Scary Movies Were Real!

If Scary Movies Were Real is the fourth video in the "If...Were Real" series.

Introduction

Ian and Anthony are watching a zombie movie, and Ian complains that zombie movies aren't that fun to watch. Anthony then asks Ian which scary movies would still be good if they were realistic.

Scary Movies Spoofed

Saw

Adam (Anthony) is in the bathroom, screaming for help. He notices that a dead guy next to him is still breathing. The "dead" guy replies by saying, "Damn it!"

Signs

Anthony yells "Die, alien!" and throws water at an alien (Ian). The alien laughs and ridicules Anthony for thinking water was their weakness, saying, "You humans are stupider than I thought!"

Psycho

Marion Crane is seen taking a shower, when a shadow appears behind the shower curtain. Suddenly, Norman Bates (Anthony) opens the curtain to find Marion naked. He stares at her while saying, "Damn!"

Anaconda

Ian is attacked by the Anaconda, and is strangled and suffocated by it several times. He is obviously faking as he also takes the rubber snake and smacks it into the ground.

Chucky

Ian runs into a room and tells Anthony that his doll is trying to kill him. Anthony and Ian walk into Ian's bedroom to find a Woody doll, He says "You're my favorite deputy!" Anthony tells Ian it's nothing, then Woody jumps on to Anthony and says "Die, Bitch!" and tries to kill him.

Pitch Black

A pitch black screen is shown.

The Ring

Ian is watching The Ring, at which point his cell phone starts to ring. He answers it and a voice tells him, "Seven days." The voice then hangs up. An annoyed Ian yells "oh HELL NO!" then types in "*69" on his phone and calls the person back. The person claims that he is a sex line, but Ian is skeptical at first. Eventually, the man convinces Ian, and Ian asks for how much the sex line charges.

Sex and the City

A picture of Sarah Jessica Parker is abruptly zoomed in on while a scary sound effect plays in the back.

Scream (or any slasher movie)

Sidney is running away from the Ghost Face, who corners her in a hallway. Ghost Face begins to approach her, but she pulls out a handgun and kills the Ghost Face. She then pulls out a Staples "Easy" Button and presses it.

Deleted Scenes

The Exorcist

Regan MacNeil (Anthony) is laughing evilly and twists her neck and screaming "OWW, MY NECK!!" and screaming continues. Regan's possesed face is THANKFULLY not seen

The Birds

A Buisnessman (Anthony) is waiting by the edge of the sidewalk by the P.O. boxes. A close up of him is shown when a bird craps on his head, leaving bird sh*t on his chin and nose

Ending

Ian decides to go give Sparky a haircut and begins to leave the house. Suddenly, a group of zombies enter the house. Ian pulls out a gun and begins to shoot the zombies, but Anthony stops him and throws a bag of chips into the group of zombies. The "zombies" (minus the one that Ian shot) gather around the chips and begin eating them. Anthony tells Ian that they weren't zombies, but were just "really, really high." After Anthony says that, Ian realises that he has commited murder, and Anthony says: "Yeah, you're going to prison"

Alternate Ending?

After Anthony says, "Yeah, you're going to prision," Ian says "Alright..." and puts the gun in his mouth and shoots himself.

Trivia/Goofs

The Easy button in "Scream" could be referencing another Smosh video, Going to the Mountains, where Ian is duped into buying a Staples Easy Button.
In "The Ring" scene, Ian's cell phone ringtone is Justin Bieber 's "Baby."
One of the "zombies" in the video's ending scene was the same girl who appeared in a later Smosh video, N1PPLES ON YOUTUBE!
The censored bar in the video's thumbnail is higher than it normally is compared to the thumbnails of other videos of the series except for two of the videos, which lack the censored bar. This is likely since a naked Marion was on the thumbnail, and the bar was raised to cover her breasts.

Subscription Ending

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Shut Up! Opening

"*Phone ring* Hey man, what's up, I'm in the theater. Yeah, I can talk. SHUT UP!"