If It Were Real Saga

Synopsis

Plot

(note the plot will only have any of the If...Were Real episodes mentioned near the end of every part except the last; in between each part, they show one of their If...Were Real videos)

Part 1

In Ian's bedroom, Ian dreams about something to do with him not wanting to ride a pony. All of the sudden, his personal alarm for the alarm clock wakes him up. It talks about him starting a new day and his hair being dumb and looking like bread. Ian thinks his hair is awesome and looks more like a fluffy dinner roll than bread, although a picture of bread on his head shows that it does. All of sudden, Seymour Tantz (which according Ian's phone, he calls him a douchebag) starts to call Ian which he picks up. Seymour tells Ian that they're late which Ian wanted to know. Seymour said they were doing a clip show for their If...Were Real videos to a group of very important old people. Ian wants to know why, but Seymour doesn't care and even tells him to bring Anthony with him within a hour or he'll come and break their "ball sacks". Ian hangs up and starts to stretch until he finds Anthony under the blanket. Anthony doesn't want to be killed which Ian wants to know what he was doing under there. Anthony said that there was a monster in his closet which he replaced his body with a dummy made of raw meat and set a ton of booby traps to catch it. Ian felt excited, so he tries to check the traps out until he falls off his bed. Anthony asked if Ian knows that booby traps isn't made of boobs. Ian says that he does and informs Anthony they need to go the opera house or else Seymour will break their ball sacks. All of the sudden, Anthony heard the "monster" trapped and decides to tape it like they did in Cloverfield and starts going to his room. The name of the movie echoes because if references to one of the movies they did in If Movies Were Real 2.

Part 2

In the hallway, the "monster" gets out of Anthony's room. When Anthony saw it, he threw his camera at it. But when Anthony uncovers the "monster" he saw that it was Ian's mom. Anthony thought it wouldn't make sense for her to hide in the closet, but then remembers something.

In a flashback, Ian's mom asked Anthony if she could eat the trail mix found in his closet which Anthony allowed. Ian's mom thanked him and ate the trail mix in the closet and even closed it.

Back in the present, Anthony hides Ian's mom in his room with the door shut. Ian exits out of the hallway asking Anthony about the "monster". Anthony said that it was a false alarm, but then realizes his hands are full of blood. Anthony told Ian he needs to wash his hands before they leave. Ian thought that was fine if Anthony will let him pee first. They both race to the bathroom.

In the bathroom, Anthony cuts in front of Ian and rushes to the shower. Ian decided if Anthony was going to play rough, he would pee while Anthony showers. Anthony tells Ian to use the bathroom, but Ian told him the same thing not wanting to leave. After Anthony comment back, Ian decides to keep on flushing to see how Anthony feels when he showers without any water temperature control. Anthony didn't like the fact that the shower was so hot. He even wishes he could remove the toilet like in The Sims. Then the story pauses and goes to If Video Games Were Real.

Part 3

In the kitchen, Ian says that they're totally gonna be late for the clip show. Anthony gets some tap water telling Ian that they should eat first so they won't show up being weak and useless while trying to introduce their clips. Ian agrees and decides to check the refrigerator for some food, but it seems no food was in there. Anthony decides to whip up his "extreme cooking skills" which made Ian asked when he got them. Anthony said he got them last night after watching an extreme cooking show and thinks of himself as a genius when it comes to cooking. Ian said that he saw a lollipop commercial which then made him thinks he is also a genius when it comes to cooking food. Anthony thinks there's a cooking competition going on which Ian agrees only for Anthony to lose. After they got the ingredients, Ian decides to make Anthony a bowl of cereal by having a bowl of Sour Patch snacks and bread that is covered in ketchup with orange juice poured in; Anthony decides to make Ian a bowl of sticky rice by having a bowl of hot dog wieners covered in chocolate with an unpeeled onions sacked on it with some chocolate on it and rice sprinkled on the onion. When they judged each other's food, they thought the other one was good at first. But a few seconds later, they spat it out. Ian thought Anthony's food tasted like a wet hamburger. The word "hamburger" echoed since it's a reference to If Cartoons Were Real.

Part 4

Later on, Ian and Anthony realized they can't leave the kitchen when there's a mess. Ian thinks of not cleaning it making Anthony use the chore wheel. Ian hates it since he gets the crappy chores while Anthony gets the awesome ones. Anthony told Ian that the wheel doesn't play favorites, but winks acting like the wheel does. Anthony tells Ian to close his eyes and spin the wheel. Even though he got "Take out the trash", Anthony told him to do the laundry, do the dishes, and comb Anthony's hair while giving a back massage. Ian doesn't believe and wants to see the wheel for himself, but Anthony told him not to saying it's bad luck. Ian asks what Anthony got. Although Anthony got "Clean the whole house and then rub Ian's feet", he told Ian that he got the chore of sitting around playing video games all day. Ian thought Anthony was lucky and has him move out of the way so he can wash the dishes. While washing the dishes with his eyes cover, Ian asked if he can open eyes so he can see, but he broke a piece of a dish while washing the dishes. He cuts his pinky finger and sees it making him scared of the blood coming out of the cut while running away. Anthony turned off the sink and said that it wasn't really scary while also calling him a pussy. The word "scary" echoed referencing If Scary Movies Were Real.

Part 5

While Ian and Anthony were about to leave, Seymour calls Anthony. Seymour asks where Ian and Anthony where they are and tells them that the elders are getting restless, running out of prunes, and are breaking there fragile bones like crazy. Anthony says that they were and just got a little held up. Seymour tells them that they should hurry up so that he wouldn't hunt them down and break their "ball sacks". After he hanged up, Ian and Anthony decided to leave. However, Anthony found Fitness Dan outside causing the duo to hide from him by the door. Dan checks the window telling Ian and Anthony that it's Fitness Day and is in Sacramento for a day to workout. He calls Ian and Anthony to get their lives pumped. Ian wanted to tell him that they don't want to get fit anymore, but Anthony told him not thinking he'll kill them since he almost broke Ian's wrist after he refused to wear Dan's spandex he offered. When Dan decided to come in, Ian and Anthony moved to a different hiding spot having him wonder where they are. It is revealed they hid under the eating table. But when Dan tried to find them under the table, they moved to a different hiding spot. Dan then wondered if they have any snacks.

In the kitchen, Dan opens the refrigerator revealing where Ian and Anthony was hiding. However, he wanted orange juice from their. He poured it into a cup with the cereal Ian made for Anthony and drank it; he thought it was good and left the house with the cup. Ian opened the fridge so Anthony and him can leave, but they're stuck together. Ian thought Anthony should leave first, but Anthony is stuck and tries to call for help. Ian wishes the audience tells them what to do like in Dora the Explorer. Dora the Explorer echoed since it's a reference to If Kids Shows Were Real. Anthony even wished Ian's breathe didn't smell like rotting garbage having Ian smell himself.

Part 6

Part 7

Part 8

Part 9

Part 10

Part 11

Part 12

Script (excluding clips)

If It Were Real Saga/Script

Gallery

If...Were Real episodes

(these are the episodes in the If... Were Real series in order from the movie)

Trivia

If The Internet Was Real is the only If...Were Real video not on the list before this movie was made.