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If Movies Were Real 3 is the fifteenth episode of Season 2013 of Smosh that was uploaded on April 12, 2013.

Synopsis

For the third time, Ian and Anthony imagine what life would be like if movies were unrealistic.

Plot

(The characters are not 100% accurate)

Introduction

Ian and Anthony are watching Brokeback Mountain in the scene where Ennis tells Jack that he wishes that he would quit him, making Ian think it's unrealistic because the fact that two super manly cowboys wouldn't have a secret relationship with each other. Anthony asked Ian how many times he has to tell him that movies would be stupid if they were realistic.

Skyfall 007

James Bond (Ian) walks up to a bartender (Anthony) and asks for "Vodka martini. Shaken, not stirred." The bartender makes him what he ordered, but when he drinks it, he didn't liked it and spits it out saying, "This tastes like ass!"

Jurassic Park

Dr. Ian Malcolm (Ian) discovered and said to his pal that if they extract the DNA from the fossil, they can make real life dinosaurs. Dr. Alan Grant (Anthony) said that if they're not careful, the dinosaurs can get loose and kill everyone. Malcolm thought about it, but then thought that raptor babies would be so cute.

One day later, the dinosaurs killed both of them leaving them in the laboratory.

Paranormal Activity

Micah Sloat (Nervous Ginger) sets up a surveillance camera at their bedroom to see if they can catch ghost. Katie Featherson realizes that he actually sets up the video is because he just wants to record them having sex which Mich replied, "S**t!".

Star Trek

Spoc

Spock (Ian) complains that he can't see through the lens flares. Lieutenant Leslie (Anthony) gets excited that his body has lens flares before he suddenly catches on fire and dies. Kirk comments on how that sucked and Spock says that at least the lens flares look cool before Spock and Kirk suddenly catch fire.

Kill Bill

Budd (Anthony) asked Bill (Ian) if he was Bill. After Bill answered "yeah?", Budd killed him with a samurai sword and pressed the easy button.

The Wizard of Oz

Dorothy (Anthony) shows Toto a tornado and tells him that it might wisp her away to a better place to learn of family and become a better person. When she goes in the tornado, she dies.

At the funeral, Hunk (Anthony) moaned about her saying that she wasn't very bright.

Fast and Furious 6

Brian O'Conner (Adrian) challenges Dominic Toretto (Tony) to race him. Tony says that he wants to race for pigs and called him bro. Brian said that he wasn't his bro and they start racing. They started their engines, but they didn't actually moved and they looked like they were and which an old man thought they were "bath salts".

The Hobbit

Hobbit

Bilbo (Ian) asks Gandalf (Anthony) that the ring has the power to turn him invisible, in which Gandalf says that it can, giving Bilbo an idea. Meanwhile, a naked censored lady is in the shower washing her hair when she hears Bilbo's voice, turning around to see Bilbo standing behind her. Bilbo, caught, is confused that the ring didn't make him invisible, but the girl told him that the ring came from a Cracker Jack box. Bilbo yells out to Gandalf for lying to him and yells " Aw damn it Gandalf!".

Pacific Rim

Stacker Pentecost (Anthony) circles around and tells Reigh Backet (Ian) and Yancy Backet that there is nothing standing between the monsters and humanity's destruction except for their robots. He asked them if they're ready to kick some monster ass with the robots which the two agreed. When started their robots (miniture remote control car and monster truck) they got crushed by the monster. Stacker believed that they're f**ked.

There Will Be Blood

Paul Sunday's (Anthony) nose was bleeding and Daniel Planview (Ian) said, "See, I told you there would be blood! "

Chronicle

Both Matt (Ian) and Andrew (Anthony) are telekineticlly floating in the air. Matt says that this power could change their lives, then Andrew says this power could change the world. Matt asked Andrew what to do first, then Andrew gets an idea.

The scene then cuts back to the woman in the shower looking up to see both Andrew and Matt floating above the shower curtain taking a picture of her naked. 

Warm Bodies (Deleted Scene)

Julie thinks R and her have a connection and that she loves him, but R starts to eat her.

Ending

Ian and Anthony dress and act like cowboys. Ian thought those movies would be preposterous which Anthony said, "Darn tootin'!" Ian was about to tend to the cattle, but Anthony stops Ian saying that should that one thing they want to try. Ian asked if it was that thing they want to do which Anthony agrees. Anthony then decides for Ian to turn the lights off by clapping two times. It sounded they were having sex at first but the lights turned back on, they were having macaroni and cheese. Anthony thought it was better in the dark which Ian agreed.

Script

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Gallery

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Trivia

  • Anthony taking a picture of the girl in the shower references the "hot girl in video thumbnail" gag. Which started in 3D is AWESOME! and continued in REJECTED TWILIGHT ZONE EPISODES!
  • Raptors are also birds with sharp talons, sharp eye sight, sharp beaks, and eat meat.
    • Malcolm might even mean baby hawks, eagles, vultures, owls, and falcons.
  • The fossil looks more like a worm trapped in amber.
  • Ian's twin brother Adrian is seen in the Fast and Furious 6 scene.
  • The old man mistaking the word "bastard" for "bath salts" also happened in BADASS NEW POWER RANGERS.
  • Smosh got 9,000,000 subscribers at the same day as this video.
  • In the Paronormal Activity scene when it ends you could see the time go from 51 to 66 it is best to see it by pausing as it ends.
  • In the same Paronormal Activity scene, when it says 66:66:66, there is faint text in the background that presumably says "I WAS HOPING TO WATCH!".

Shut Up! Opening

"Hey, let's bring our kids to a rated R movie so they can cry and scream the whole time. SHUT UP!"
—{{{2}}}

Subscription Ending

"Thanks for doing that little subscription thingamajiggy. If you don't mind me, I'm gonna go eat some more mac 'n' cheese. Yeehaw!"
—{{{2}}}


See Also

v - e - d
Smosh logo(2005-2009): If It Were Real Series
Season 2009
Episode 1 If Movies Were Real
Season 2010
Episode 2 to 3 If Video Games Were Real  · If Scary Movies Were Real!
Season 2011
Episode 4 to 8 IF KIDS SHOWS WERE REAL!  · If Superheroes Were Real!  · IF THE INTERNET WAS REAL  · IF MOVIES WERE REAL 2  · IF HOLIDAYS WERE REAL
Season 2012
Episode 9 to 10 IF VIDEO GAMES WERE REAL 2  · IF TV SHOWS WERE REAL
Season 2013
Episode 11 IF MOVIES WERE REAL 3
Season 2014
Episode 12 to 14 IF VIDEO GAMES WERE REAL 3  · IF APPS WERE REAL  · IF TV SHOWS WERE REAL 2
Season 2015
Episode 15 to 17 IF ROMANTIC MOVIES WERE REAL  · IF BOARD GAMES WERE REAL  · IF VIDEO GAMES WERE REAL 4
Season 2016
Episode 18 to 20 IF REALITY SHOWS WERE REAL  · IF DISNEY PRINCESSES WERE REAL  · IF VIDEO GAMES WERE REAL 5
Season 2017
Episode 21 to 23 IF BOARD GAMES WERE REAL 2  · IF DISNEY MOVIES WERE REAL  · IF KIDS SHOWS WERE REAL 2
Season 2018
Episode 24 to 25 IF MOVIES WERE REAL 5  · IF SCARY MOVIES WERE REAL 3
Season 2019
Episode 26 to 28 IF MARVEL CHARACTERS WERE REAL  · IF TEXTS WERE REAL  · If Movies Were Real 6
Season 2020
Episode 29 to 30 If Instagram Were Real  · If Animal Crossing Were Real
Season 2021
Episode 31 If Texts Were Real

Video

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