"If Movies Were Real 3" is the fifteenth episode of Season 2013 of Smosh that was uploaded on April 12, 2013.
Syponsis
Ian and Anthony imagine even more movies in real life
Plot
Introduction
Ian and Anthony watch Brokeback Mountain where Ennis tells Jack that he wishs that he would wuit him making Ian think it's unrealistic because two super manly cowboys wouldn't have a secret relationship on each other. Anthony asked Ian how many he has to tell him that movies would be stupid if they were realistic.
Movies Spoofed
Skyfall
Jurassic Park
Dr. Ian Malcom (Ian) discovered and said to his pal that if they extract the DNA from the fossil, they can make real life dinosaurs. Dr. Alan Grant (Anthony) said that if they're not careful, the dinosaurs can attack everyone. Malcolm thought about it, but then thought that raptor babies would be so cute.
One day later, the dinosaurs killed both of them leaving them in the laboratory.
Paranormal Activity
Star Trek
Kill Bill
Budd (Anthony) asked Bill (Ian) if he was Bill. After Bill answered, Budd killed him with a samurai sword and pressed the easy button.
The Wizard of Oz
Dorothy (Anthony) shows Toto a tornado and tells him that it might wisp her away to a better place to learn of family and become a better person. When she goes in the tornado, she dies.
At the funeral, Hunk (Anthony) moaned about her saying that she wasn't very bright.
Fast and Furious 6
Brian O'Conner (Adrian) challenges Dominic Toretto (Tony) to race, Tony says that he wants to race for pigs and called him bro. Brian said that he wasn't his bro and they start racing. They started their engines, but they didn't move which an old man thought they were "bath salts".
The Hobbit
Pacific Rim
There Will Be Blood
Chronicle
Warm Bodies (Deleted Scene)
Julie thinks her and R have a connection and that she loves him, but R starts to eat her.
Ending
Ian and Anthony dress and act like cowboys. Ian thought those movies would be preposterous which Anthony said, "Darn tooting!" Ian was about to tender the cattle, but Anthony stops Ian saying that should that one thing they want to try. Ian asked if it was that thing they want to do which Anthony agrees. Anthony then decides for Ian to turn the lights off by clapping two times. It sounded they were having sex at first but the lights turned back on, they were having macaroni and cheese. Anthony thought it was better in the dark which Ian agreed.
Script
If Movies Were Real 3/Gallery
Gallery
Trivia
- One of the movies were Fast & Furious 6, even though it was never released.
Shut Up! Opening
- "Hey, let's bring our kids to a rated R movie so they can cry and scream the whole time. SHUT UP!"
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Subscription Ending
- "Thanks for doing that little subscription thingmigigy. If you don't mind me, I'm gonna go eat some more mac n cheese. Yee hah!"
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