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+ | '''IF MOVIES WERE REAL 3''' is a Smosh video that was uploaded on April 12, 2013. It is the twelfth installment of the [[If... Were Real series]]. |
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==Synopsis== |
==Synopsis== |
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− | For the third time, Ian and Anthony imagine what life would be like if movies were |
+ | For the third time, Ian and Anthony imagine what life would be like if movies were realistic. |
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(The characters are not 100% accurate) |
(The characters are not 100% accurate) |
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===Introduction=== |
===Introduction=== |
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Ian and Anthony are watching ''Brokeback Mountain'' in the scene where Ennis tells Jack that he wishes that he would quit him, making Ian think it's unrealistic because the fact that two super manly cowboys wouldn't have a secret relationship with each other. Anthony asked Ian how many times he has to tell him that movies would be stupid if they were realistic. |
Ian and Anthony are watching ''Brokeback Mountain'' in the scene where Ennis tells Jack that he wishes that he would quit him, making Ian think it's unrealistic because the fact that two super manly cowboys wouldn't have a secret relationship with each other. Anthony asked Ian how many times he has to tell him that movies would be stupid if they were realistic. |
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− | ===Skyfall |
+ | ===Skyfall === |
− | James Bond (Ian) walks up to a bartender (Anthony) and asks for "Vodka martini. Shaken, not stirred." The bartender makes him what he ordered, but when he drinks it, he |
+ | [[James Bond]] (Ian) walks up to a bartender (Anthony) and asks for "Vodka martini. Shaken, not stirred." The bartender makes him what he ordered, but when he drinks it, he spits it out in disgust saying, "This tastes like ass!" |
===Jurassic Park=== |
===Jurassic Park=== |
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− | + | A scientist (Ian) discovers a fossil and says to another scientist that if they extract the DNA from the fossil, they can make real life dinosaurs. The second scientist says that if they're not careful, the dinosaurs can get loose and kill everyone. The first scientist thinks about it, but then thinks that raptor babies would be incredibly cute. |
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− | One day later, |
+ | One day later, their dead corpses are shown in the ravaged laboratory, proving that the dinosaurs they created had killed them. |
===Paranormal Activity=== |
===Paranormal Activity=== |
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− | + | Micah (Anthony) sets up a surveillance camera at their bedroom to see if they can catch ghosts in the act of haunting. Katie realizes that he actually sets up the video because he just wants to record them having sex, to which Micah shouts, "Sh*t!". |
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===Star Trek=== |
===Star Trek=== |
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[[File:Spoc.png|thumb|left]] |
[[File:Spoc.png|thumb|left]] |
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− | Spock (Ian) complains that he can't see through the lens flares. |
+ | Spock (Ian) complains that he can't see through the lens flares. Uhura (Anthony) gets excited about the fact that her body has lens flares before she suddenly catches fire and dies. Kirk comments on how that sucked and Spock says that at least the lens flares look cool before Spock and Kirk ([[David Chernyavsky]]) suddenly catch fire. |
===Kill Bill=== |
===Kill Bill=== |
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− | + | Beatrix Kiddo (Anthony) asks Bill (Ian) if he was Bill. After Bill answered that he was, Kiddo kills him with a sword and presses a Staples Easy button. |
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===The Wizard of Oz=== |
===The Wizard of Oz=== |
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− | Dorothy (Anthony) shows Toto a tornado and tells him that it might |
+ | Dorothy (Anthony) shows Toto a tornado and tells him that it might whisk her away to a better place to learn the value of family and become a better person. When she jumps into the tornado, she dies. |
− | At the funeral, |
+ | At the funeral, Uncle Henry (Anthony) mourns, also saying that she wasn't very bright. |
===Fast and Furious 6=== |
===Fast and Furious 6=== |
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− | Brian O'Conner ( |
+ | Brian O'Conner (Ian) challenges Dominic Toretto (Anthony) to race him. Dominic says that he wants to race for pigs and called him bro. Brian said that he wasn't his bro and they start racing. They started their engines, but they didn't actually move at all, looking weird. An old man passes by, notices the two "racing", and calls them "friggin' bath salts". |
===The Hobbit=== |
===The Hobbit=== |
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[[File:Hobbit.png|thumb]] |
[[File:Hobbit.png|thumb]] |
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− | Bilbo (Ian) asks [[Gandalf]] (Anthony) that the ring has the power to turn him invisible, in which Gandalf says that it can, giving Bilbo an idea. Meanwhile, a naked |
+ | Bilbo (Ian) asks [[Gandalf]] (Anthony) that the ring has the power to turn him invisible, in which Gandalf says that it can, giving Bilbo an idea. Meanwhile, a naked woman is in the shower washing her hair when she hears Bilbo's voice, turning around to see Bilbo standing behind her. Bilbo, caught, is confused that the ring didn't make him invisible, but the woman tells him that the ring came from a Cracker Jack box. Bilbo yells out to Gandalf for lying to him. |
===Pacific Rim=== |
===Pacific Rim=== |
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− | Stacker Pentecost (Anthony) circles around and tells Reigh Backet (Ian) and Yancy Backet that there is nothing standing between the monsters and humanity's destruction except for their robots. He asked them if they're ready to kick some monster ass with the robots which the two agreed. When started their robots ( |
+ | Stacker Pentecost (Anthony) circles around and tells Reigh Backet (Ian) and Yancy Backet that there is nothing standing between the monsters and humanity's destruction except for their robots. He asked them if they're ready to kick some monster ass with the robots, at which the two agreed. When started their robots (a miniature remote control car and monster truck) they get crushed by the monster. Stacker believes that they are screwed. |
===There Will Be Blood=== |
===There Will Be Blood=== |
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− | Paul Sunday's (Anthony) nose |
+ | Paul Sunday's (Anthony) nose is bleeding and Daniel Planview (Ian) says, "See, I told you there'd be blood! " |
===Chronicle=== |
===Chronicle=== |
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==Script== |
==Script== |
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[[If Movies Were Real 3/Script]] |
[[If Movies Were Real 3/Script]] |
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+ | == Cast == |
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+ | [[Anthony Padilla]] as Himself/Other Scientist/Bartender/Commander/Dorothy/Dorothy's Uncle/Red Shirt/Dude/Husband/Wimp/Gandalf/Friend |
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+ | [[Ian Hecox]] as Himself/Scientist/James Bond/Pacific Rim Soldier/Spock/Bill/Daniel Plainview/Bilbo/Scrawny Guy |
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+ | [[Lindsey Hoopes]] as Showering Woman |
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+ | Allen Duzak as Old Man |
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+ | [[David Chernyavsky]] Kirk/Pacific Rim Soldier |
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+ | [[Stephanie Altholz]] as Paranormal Wife |
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==Gallery== |
==Gallery== |
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**Malcolm might even mean baby hawks, eagles, vultures, owls, and falcons. |
**Malcolm might even mean baby hawks, eagles, vultures, owls, and falcons. |
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*The fossil looks more like a worm trapped in amber. |
*The fossil looks more like a worm trapped in amber. |
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− | *Ian's twin brother [[Adrian Hecox-Hendrix|Adrian]] is seen in the Fast and Furious 6 scene. |
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+ | *The "If Movies Were Real III" title at the start of the scenes was inspired from Back to the Future's title, which was featured in the previous video. |
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*Smosh got 9,000,000 subscribers at the same day as this video. |
*Smosh got 9,000,000 subscribers at the same day as this video. |
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− | *In the |
+ | *In the Paranormal Activity scene when it ends you could see the time go from 10:51:49 PM to 66:66:66 PM in a split second. It is best seen by pausing at the right moment. |
− | *In the same |
+ | **In the same Paranormal Activity scene, when it says 66:66:66, there is faint text in the background that presumably says "I WAS HOPING TO WATCH!". It may have part of a deleted scene. |
+ | * This is the second appearence of the "That was Easy" button in a [[If...Were Real]] episode, first was [[If Scary Movies Were Real]]. |
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+ | * This is the second [[If...Were Real]] video using only one deleted scene, First was [[If TV Shows Were Real]]. |
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==Shut Up! Opening== |
==Shut Up! Opening== |
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==See Also== |
==See Also== |
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[[Category:Season 2013]] |
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[[Category:If...Were Real franchise]] |
[[Category:If...Were Real franchise]] |
Revision as of 19:28, 4 July 2019
IF MOVIES WERE REAL 3 is a Smosh video that was uploaded on April 12, 2013. It is the twelfth installment of the If... Were Real series.
Synopsis
For the third time, Ian and Anthony imagine what life would be like if movies were realistic.
Plot
(The characters are not 100% accurate)
Introduction
Ian and Anthony are watching Brokeback Mountain in the scene where Ennis tells Jack that he wishes that he would quit him, making Ian think it's unrealistic because the fact that two super manly cowboys wouldn't have a secret relationship with each other. Anthony asked Ian how many times he has to tell him that movies would be stupid if they were realistic.
Skyfall
James Bond (Ian) walks up to a bartender (Anthony) and asks for "Vodka martini. Shaken, not stirred." The bartender makes him what he ordered, but when he drinks it, he spits it out in disgust saying, "This tastes like ass!"
Jurassic Park
A scientist (Ian) discovers a fossil and says to another scientist that if they extract the DNA from the fossil, they can make real life dinosaurs. The second scientist says that if they're not careful, the dinosaurs can get loose and kill everyone. The first scientist thinks about it, but then thinks that raptor babies would be incredibly cute.
One day later, their dead corpses are shown in the ravaged laboratory, proving that the dinosaurs they created had killed them.
Paranormal Activity
Micah (Anthony) sets up a surveillance camera at their bedroom to see if they can catch ghosts in the act of haunting. Katie realizes that he actually sets up the video because he just wants to record them having sex, to which Micah shouts, "Sh*t!".
Star Trek
Spock (Ian) complains that he can't see through the lens flares. Uhura (Anthony) gets excited about the fact that her body has lens flares before she suddenly catches fire and dies. Kirk comments on how that sucked and Spock says that at least the lens flares look cool before Spock and Kirk (David Chernyavsky) suddenly catch fire.
Kill Bill
Beatrix Kiddo (Anthony) asks Bill (Ian) if he was Bill. After Bill answered that he was, Kiddo kills him with a sword and presses a Staples Easy button.
The Wizard of Oz
Dorothy (Anthony) shows Toto a tornado and tells him that it might whisk her away to a better place to learn the value of family and become a better person. When she jumps into the tornado, she dies.
At the funeral, Uncle Henry (Anthony) mourns, also saying that she wasn't very bright.
Fast and Furious 6
Brian O'Conner (Ian) challenges Dominic Toretto (Anthony) to race him. Dominic says that he wants to race for pigs and called him bro. Brian said that he wasn't his bro and they start racing. They started their engines, but they didn't actually move at all, looking weird. An old man passes by, notices the two "racing", and calls them "friggin' bath salts".
The Hobbit
Bilbo (Ian) asks Gandalf (Anthony) that the ring has the power to turn him invisible, in which Gandalf says that it can, giving Bilbo an idea. Meanwhile, a naked woman is in the shower washing her hair when she hears Bilbo's voice, turning around to see Bilbo standing behind her. Bilbo, caught, is confused that the ring didn't make him invisible, but the woman tells him that the ring came from a Cracker Jack box. Bilbo yells out to Gandalf for lying to him.
Pacific Rim
Stacker Pentecost (Anthony) circles around and tells Reigh Backet (Ian) and Yancy Backet that there is nothing standing between the monsters and humanity's destruction except for their robots. He asked them if they're ready to kick some monster ass with the robots, at which the two agreed. When started their robots (a miniature remote control car and monster truck) they get crushed by the monster. Stacker believes that they are screwed.
There Will Be Blood
Paul Sunday's (Anthony) nose is bleeding and Daniel Planview (Ian) says, "See, I told you there'd be blood! "
Chronicle
Both Matt (Ian) and Andrew (Anthony) are telekineticlly floating in the air. Matt says that this power could change their lives, then Andrew says this power could change the world. Matt asked Andrew what to do first, then Andrew gets an idea.
The scene then cuts back to the woman in the shower looking up to see both Andrew and Matt floating above the shower curtain taking a picture of her naked.
Warm Bodies (Deleted Scene)
Julie thinks R and her have a connection and that she loves him, but R starts to eat her.
Ending
Ian and Anthony dress and act like cowboys. Ian thought those movies would be preposterous which Anthony said, "Darn tootin'!" Ian was about to tend to the cattle, but Anthony stops Ian saying that should that one thing they want to try. Ian asked if it was that thing they want to do which Anthony agrees. Anthony then decides for Ian to turn the lights off by clapping two times. It sounded they were having sex at first but the lights turned back on, they were having macaroni and cheese. Anthony thought it was better in the dark which Ian agreed.
Script
Cast
Anthony Padilla as Himself/Other Scientist/Bartender/Commander/Dorothy/Dorothy's Uncle/Red Shirt/Dude/Husband/Wimp/Gandalf/Friend
Ian Hecox as Himself/Scientist/James Bond/Pacific Rim Soldier/Spock/Bill/Daniel Plainview/Bilbo/Scrawny Guy
Lindsey Hoopes as Showering Woman
Allen Duzak as Old Man
David Chernyavsky Kirk/Pacific Rim Soldier
Stephanie Altholz as Paranormal Wife
Gallery
If Movies Were Real 3/Gallery
Trivia
- Anthony taking a picture of the girl in the shower references the "hot girl in video thumbnail" gag. Which started in 3D is AWESOME! and continued in REJECTED TWILIGHT ZONE EPISODES!
- Raptors are also birds with sharp talons, sharp eye sight, sharp beaks, and eat meat.
- Malcolm might even mean baby hawks, eagles, vultures, owls, and falcons.
- The fossil looks more like a worm trapped in amber.
- The old man calling people "bath salts" also appeared in BADASS NEW POWER RANGERS.
- The "If Movies Were Real III" title at the start of the scenes was inspired from Back to the Future's title, which was featured in the previous video.
- Smosh got 9,000,000 subscribers at the same day as this video.
- In the Paranormal Activity scene when it ends you could see the time go from 10:51:49 PM to 66:66:66 PM in a split second. It is best seen by pausing at the right moment.
- In the same Paranormal Activity scene, when it says 66:66:66, there is faint text in the background that presumably says "I WAS HOPING TO WATCH!". It may have part of a deleted scene.
- This is the second appearence of the "That was Easy" button in a If...Were Real episode, first was If Scary Movies Were Real.
- This is the second If...Were Real video using only one deleted scene, First was If TV Shows Were Real.
Shut Up! Opening
- "Hey, let's bring our kids to a rated R movie so they can cry and scream the whole time. SHUT UP!"
- —{{{2}}}
Subscription Ending
- "Thanks for doing that little subscription thingamajiggy. If you don't mind me, I'm gonna go eat some more mac 'n' cheese. Yeehaw!"
- —{{{2}}}
Video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLGvKxkUSmk
See Also
v - e - d |
Season 2009 | |
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Episode 1 | If Movies Were Real |
Season 2010 | |
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Episode 2 to 3 | If Video Games Were Real · If Scary Movies Were Real! |
Season 2011 | |
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Episode 4 to 8 | IF KIDS SHOWS WERE REAL! · If Superheroes Were Real! · IF THE INTERNET WAS REAL · IF MOVIES WERE REAL 2 · IF HOLIDAYS WERE REAL |
Season 2012 | |
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Episode 9 to 10 | IF VIDEO GAMES WERE REAL 2 · IF TV SHOWS WERE REAL |
Season 2013 | |
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Episode 11 | IF MOVIES WERE REAL 3 |
Season 2014 | |
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Episode 12 to 14 | IF VIDEO GAMES WERE REAL 3 · IF APPS WERE REAL · IF TV SHOWS WERE REAL 2 |
Season 2015 | |
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Episode 15 to 17 | IF ROMANTIC MOVIES WERE REAL · IF BOARD GAMES WERE REAL · IF VIDEO GAMES WERE REAL 4 |
Season 2016 | |
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Episode 18 to 20 | IF REALITY SHOWS WERE REAL · IF DISNEY PRINCESSES WERE REAL · IF VIDEO GAMES WERE REAL 5 |
Season 2017 | |
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Episode 21 to 23 | IF BOARD GAMES WERE REAL 2 · IF DISNEY MOVIES WERE REAL · IF KIDS SHOWS WERE REAL 2 |
Season 2018 | |
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Episode 24 to 25 | IF MOVIES WERE REAL 5 · IF SCARY MOVIES WERE REAL 3 |
Season 2019 | |
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Episode 26 to 28 | IF MARVEL CHARACTERS WERE REAL · IF TEXTS WERE REAL · If Movies Were Real 6 |
Season 2020 | |
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Episode 29 to 30 | If Instagram Were Real · If Animal Crossing Were Real |
Season 2021 | |
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Episode 31 | If Texts Were Real |