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== Plot ==
 
== Plot ==
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The video starts with Anthony And Ian pulled over by the cops. Ian tells Anthony not to worry because he has a "Get Out Of Jail Free Card". Anthony thinks Ian is crazy and tells him if the card Ian has will get him out of a decent exposure ticket. However, Ian insists and says board games in real life would make lives better. Anthony tries to make Ian realize how stupid if Board Games were realistic.
 
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=== Introduction ===
 
Ian and Anthony are in their car, having been pulled over by the cops. Ian tells Anthony not to worry because he has a "Get Out Of Jail Free Card". Anthony thinks Ian is crazy and asks him if the cards can get him out of an indecent exposure ticket. However, Ian insists that board games in real life would make their lives better. Anthony tries to make Ian realize how stupid board games would be if they were realistic.
   
 
=== Snakes & Ladders ===
 
=== Snakes & Ladders ===
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=== Chess ===
 
=== Chess ===
A soldier (Keith Leak II) tries to kill the pope (Ian Hecox). The pope calls him a whore a challenges him. However, the soldier cannot kill the pope since he can only move in L-shaped paths while the pope can only move diagonally. They keep trying throughout the video.
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A knight (Keith Leak II) tries to kill the bishop (Ian Hecox). The bishop calls him a whore a challenges him. However, the knight cannot kill the bishop because he can only move in L-shaped paths while the bishop can only move diagonally. They keep trying, but their restrictive movement patterns prevent them from doing so.
   
 
=== Battleship ===
 
=== Battleship ===
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=== Apples To Apples ===
 
=== Apples To Apples ===
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Two apples are sitting on the table.
Instead of a motion clip, the screen shows up with two apples, red and green.
 
   
 
=== Hungry Hungry Hippos ===
 
=== Hungry Hungry Hippos ===
One man (Anthony Padilla) while surprised asks the other man (Ian Hecox) why the hippos are dead. The other man tells him he put the hippos' food between them then he glued their bodies to the ground so they couldn't move, and then he slammed his fists repeatedly on the hippos' backs to force their necks to stretch and try to eat the food. He also says it sounded like a good idea.
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One man (Anthony Padilla) asks the other man (Ian Hecox) why the hippos are dead. The other man tells him he put the hippos' food between them, glued their bodies to the ground so they couldn't move, and then slammed his fists repeatedly on the hippos' backs to force their necks to stretch and try to eat the food. He also says it sounded like a good idea.
   
 
=== Twister ===
 
=== Twister ===
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=== Cards Against Humanity ===
 
=== Cards Against Humanity ===
A man (Anthony Padilla) asks his girlfriend (Courtney Miller) what she likes to do in her free time. His girlfriend replies saying jerking off a pool of children's tears and that she likes f*cking children in caves.
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A man (Anthony Padilla) asks his girlfriend (Courtney Miller) what she likes to do in her free time. His girlfriend answers that she likes to "jerk off into a pool of children's tears." The man is disturbed before his girlfriend adds that she "likes f*cking children in caves.:
   
 
=== Bop It! ===
 
=== Bop It! ===
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Two kids explore Candy Land saying the whole world is made up of candy and that it's a dream come true. Just after, the clip shows the two kids eating all of the candy. The clip ends with the two kids getting killed by diabetes. A description appears saying: "Diabetes, It's No Joke."
 
Two kids explore Candy Land saying the whole world is made up of candy and that it's a dream come true. Just after, the clip shows the two kids eating all of the candy. The clip ends with the two kids getting killed by diabetes. A description appears saying: "Diabetes, It's No Joke."
   
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==== Ending ====
Just after, another clip shows up with Anthony explaining to Ian that it's stupid. Unexpectedly, Sergeant Anous (Ian Hecox) pops up and tells Anthony: "Get outta the car, criminal! I'm a cop!" Anthony follows getting out of the car with no pants and underwear. Sergeant Anous tells Anthony to put his hands in the air and to wave them around like Anthony doesn't care that he is going to prison from 10 to 15 years. Anthony asks for what. It was because of a decent exposure. Anthony says no one wouldn't see if Sergeant Anous didn't pull him out of the car. Sergeant Anous replies saying it's bullsh*t. Just when Anthony covers for the shot, Sergeant Anous notices a "Get Out Of Jail Free Card" placed on Anthony butt cheek. Sergeant Anous lets Anthony out of cutody but changes his mind and kills him repeatedly. Sergeant Anous tells the dead corpse to have a good day.
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Anthony explains to Ian that it's stupid. Unexpectedly, Sergeant Anous (Ian Hecox) pops up and tells Anthony to get out of the car. Anthony gets out of the car with no pants and underwear on. Sergeant Anous tells Anthony to put his hands in the air and to wave them around like Anthony doesn't care that he is going to prison from 10 to 15 years. When Anthony asks what for, Sergeant Anous says that it's for indecent exposure. Anthony says no one would have seen him if Sergeant Anous didn't pull him out of the car. Sergeant Anous replies saying it's bullsh*t. Just when Anthony covers for the shot, Sergeant Anous notices a "Get Out Of Jail Free Card" placed on Anthony butt cheek. Sergeant Anous lets Anthony go, but changes his mind shortly afterwards and kills him repeatedly. Sergeant Anous tells the dead corpse to have a good day. (JUSTICE SERVED!)
   
 
=== '''Deleted Scene: '''''Guess Who'' ===
 
=== '''Deleted Scene: '''''Guess Who'' ===
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== Shut Up! Opening ==
 
== Shut Up! Opening ==
{{Quote|Monopoly is so much fun, I love wasting 6 hours of my life. }}
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{{Quote|Monopoly is so much fun, I love wasting 6 hours of my life. SHUT UP!}}
   
 
== Subscription Ending ==
 
== Subscription Ending ==

Revision as of 02:18, 25 May 2015

If Board Games Were Real is a Smosh video uploaded on 22nd of May 2015.

Synopsis

Everyone loves a good board game! Imagine all the board games in the world were real life scenarios. Wouldn't life be so much more fun?! What could possibly go wrong?

Plot

Introduction

Ian and Anthony are in their car, having been pulled over by the cops. Ian tells Anthony not to worry because he has a "Get Out Of Jail Free Card". Anthony thinks Ian is crazy and asks him if the cards can get him out of an indecent exposure ticket. However, Ian insists that board games in real life would make their lives better. Anthony tries to make Ian realize how stupid board games would be if they were realistic.

Snakes & Ladders

A player (Anthony) is on a ladder getting snakes thrown on him.

Chess

A knight (Keith Leak II) tries to kill the bishop (Ian Hecox). The bishop calls him a whore a challenges him. However, the knight cannot kill the bishop because he can only move in L-shaped paths while the bishop can only move diagonally. They keep trying, but their restrictive movement patterns prevent them from doing so.

Battleship

The captain (Ian Hecox) who is blindfolded tells his assistant (Anthony Padilla) the fire the missile at section B9. The assistant follows but the missile misses the enemy battleship and instead destroys a school bus full of students. The two realize this when they take their blindfolds off. The captain says they need a better method. The assistant asks an example.

Operation

The male doctor (Anthony Padilla) tries to replace the heart valve of the man in the bed (who is a mannequin). The female doctor (Courtney Miller) shocks the male doctor with a tazer, which happens in the board game, since he touched the man's wishbone. The female doctor gets a try but unfortunately touches his ding-dong (or his penis). So, the female doctor shocks and kills herself.

Apples To Apples

Two apples are sitting on the table.

Hungry Hungry Hippos

One man (Anthony Padilla) asks the other man (Ian Hecox) why the hippos are dead. The other man tells him he put the hippos' food between them, glued their bodies to the ground so they couldn't move, and then slammed his fists repeatedly on the hippos' backs to force their necks to stretch and try to eat the food. He also says it sounded like a good idea.

Twister

The clip shows a tornado destroying a house into pieces.

Life

The clip shows a man (Anthony Padilla) with a mullet taking care of a baby. He says to himself his work sucks.

Cards Against Humanity

A man (Anthony Padilla) asks his girlfriend (Courtney Miller) what she likes to do in her free time. His girlfriend answers that she likes to "jerk off into a pool of children's tears." The man is disturbed before his girlfriend adds that she "likes f*cking children in caves.:

Bop It!

A man (Ian Hecox) plays Bop It!, and the machine tells him to "bop it", "twist it", pull it", and finally to "kiss it". The man is surprised at what the machine told him to do. The machine says it loves the man and the man is grossed out.

Candy Land

Two kids explore Candy Land saying the whole world is made up of candy and that it's a dream come true. Just after, the clip shows the two kids eating all of the candy. The clip ends with the two kids getting killed by diabetes. A description appears saying: "Diabetes, It's No Joke."

Ending

Anthony explains to Ian that it's stupid. Unexpectedly, Sergeant Anous (Ian Hecox) pops up and tells Anthony to get out of the car. Anthony gets out of the car with no pants and underwear on. Sergeant Anous tells Anthony to put his hands in the air and to wave them around like Anthony doesn't care that he is going to prison from 10 to 15 years. When Anthony asks what for, Sergeant Anous says that it's for indecent exposure. Anthony says no one would have seen him if Sergeant Anous didn't pull him out of the car. Sergeant Anous replies saying it's bullsh*t. Just when Anthony covers for the shot, Sergeant Anous notices a "Get Out Of Jail Free Card" placed on Anthony butt cheek. Sergeant Anous lets Anthony go, but changes his mind shortly afterwards and kills him repeatedly. Sergeant Anous tells the dead corpse to have a good day. (JUSTICE SERVED!)

Deleted Scene: Guess Who

A detective (Anthony Padilla) and his partner (Ian Hecox) tells him which person is the killer. His partner says number three. The detective tells his partner to shut up. And asks if he was a man. His partner ignores him and says it's suspect three and tells the detective that suspect three is stabbing suspect four. The detective shuts his partner up again and asks if the killer has glasses. His partner says no. The detective gives up, and calls the suspects they are free to go. But it's too late. Suspect number three had already killed suspects one, two, and four. The detective's partner says they are dead but suspect three.

Trivia / Goofs

  • On the beginning, on the screen where it said the title, there were around 30 points and were referencing one of the broad game (Scrabble).
  • This is one of the few times there Sgt. Anous didn't say, "BULL$#!+!!!" when he shoots someone (in this case, Anthony). However, he almost shoot him after he said the said phrase until he was distracted by the "Get Out of Jail" card placed on Anthony's butt.
  • Goof: In Chess, the chess piece can only go forward and can go according to what the piece's movement said, while in this video, the knight and the pope moves square-ways, which breaks the chess rule(s).
    • Also, there where no other chess pieces nor the king in this video.
  • Another Goof: Bop It, Twisters, Life, and Card Against Humanity are NOT considered broad games. However, they were putted in this video anyway.

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Shut Up! Opening

"Monopoly is so much fun, I love wasting 6 hours of my life. SHUT UP!"
—{{{2}}}

Subscription Ending

"Hey there, buckos! Click the subscribe button for a Get Out Of Jail Free Card so I don't bust a cap in your ass."
—{{{2}}}

Links

Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SEgASjxpbE

Script: There is no script yet.

BTS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akrpNkzKXk0