IF BOARD GAMES WERE REAL

If Board Games Were Real
Released:	May 22, 2015
Views (Approximate):	400,000+
Season:	2015
Episode:	22
Characters Featured:	Anthony Padilla,Ian Hecox,Courtney Miller,Keith Leak
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If Board Games Were Real is a Smosh video uploaded on 22nd of May 2015.

Synopsis

Everyone loves a good board game! Imagine all the board games in the world were real life scenarios. Wouldn't life be so much more fun?! What could possibly go wrong?

Plot

The video starts with Anthony And Ian pulled over by the cops. Ian tells Anthony not to worry because he has a "Get Out Of Jail Free Card". Anthony thinks Ian is crazy and tells him if the card Ian has will get him out of a decent exposure ticket. However, Ian insists and says board games in real life would make lives better. Anthony tries to make Ian realize how stupid if Board Games were realistic.

The first clip starts with Snakes & Ladders, one of many popular board games. A contestant (Anthony) is on a ladder getting snakes thrown on him.

The second clip is Chess. A soldier (Keith Leak II) tries to kill the pope (Ian Hecox). The pope calls him a whore a challenges him. However, the soldier cannot kill the pope since he can only move in L-shaped paths while the pope can only move diagonally. They keep trying throughout the video.

The third clip is Battleship. The captain (Ian Hecox) who is blindfolded tells his assistant (Anthony Padilla) the fire the missile at section B9. The assistant follows but the missile misses the enemy battleship and instead destroys a school bus full of students. The two realize this when they take their blindfolds off. The captain says they need a better method. The assistant asks an example.

The fourth clip is Operation. The male doctor (Anthony Padilla) tries to replace the heart valve of the man in the bed (who is a mannequin). The female doctor (Courtney Miller) shocks the male doctor with a tazer, which happens in the board game, since he touched the man's wishbone. The female doctor gets a try but unfortunately touches his ding-dong (or his penis). So, the female doctor shocks and kills herself.

The fifth clip is Apples to Apples. Instead of a motion clip, the screen shows up with two apples, red and green.

The sixth clip is Hungry Hungry Hippos. One man (Anthony Padilla) while surprised asks the other man (Ian Hecox) why the hippos are dead. The other man tells him he put the hippos' food between them then he glued their bodies to the ground so they couldn't move, and then he slammed his fists repeatedly on the hippos' backs to force their necks to stretch and try to eat the food. He also says it sounded like a good idea.

The seventh clip is Twister, a board game but on the ground. The clip shows a tornado destroying a house into pieces.

The eighth clip is Life. The clip shows a man (Anthony Padilla) with a mullet taking care of a baby. He says to himself his work sucks.

The ninth clip is Cards Against Humanity, a board game but there's no need for a board. A man (Anthony Padilla) asks his girlfriend (Courtney Miller) what she likes to do in her free time. His girlfriend replies saying jerking off a pool of children's tears and that she likes f*cking children in caves.

The tenth clip is Bop It!. A man (Ian Hecox) plays Bop It!, and the machine tells him to "bop it", "twist it", pull it", and finally to "kiss it". The man is surprised at what the machine told him to do. The machine says it loves the man and the man is grossed out.

The eleventh clip is Candy Land. Two kids explore Candy Land saying the whole world is made up of candy and that it's a dream come true. Just after, the clip shows the two kids eating all of the candy. The clip ends with the two kids getting killed by diabetes. A description appears saying: "Diabetes, It's No Joke."

Just after, another clip shows up with Anthony explaining to Ian that it's stupid. Unexpectedly, Sergeant Anous (Ian Hecox) pops up and tells Anthony: "Get outta the car, criminal! I'm a cop!" Anthony follows getting out of the car with no pants and underwear. Sergeant Anous tells Anthony to put his hands in the air and to wave them around like Anthony doesn't care that he is going to prison from 10 to 15 years. Anthony asks for what. It was because of a decent exposure. Anthony says no one wouldn't see if Sergeant Anous didn't pull him out of the car. Sergeant Anous replies saying it's bullsh*t. Just when Anthony covers for the shot, Sergeant Anous notices a "Get Out Of Jail Free Card" placed on Anthony butt cheek. Sergeant Anous lets Anthony out of cutody but changes his mind and kills him repeatedly. Sergeant Anous tells the dead corpse to have a good day.

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Shut Up! Opening

"Monopoly is so much fun, I love wasting 6 hours of my life. "

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Subscription Ending

"Hey there, buckos! Click the subscribe button for a Get Out Of Jail Free Card so I don't bust a cap in your ass."

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Links

Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SEgASjxpbE

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