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The show begins with a casual ambience, someone speaking off-camera, Noah whooping and swinging his legs in the air, Keith happily rambling and Ian seated awkwardly on the couch and sitting up to talk as the title card and music begin.
The Show w/ No Name
We'll figure it out.
The beginning of the show is exceptionally random.
Wrapped up in a colorful blanket, Keith, who is seated between Ian and Noah, introduces the show. Keith is very cold. Ian holds up a pillow and makes a pun, saying "pillow talk" (he is holding up a pillow and they are talking). The trio then begins singing the theme song for the wheel of cheese shaped pillow.
It's cold as f*ck
When pillows ______(?)
Ian brings up what the worst theme songs are, which he says are anime. A theme song clip then plays. Keith says Taina from Nickelodeon.