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| + | |Box title = How Not to Act on a First Date|image = File:First_Date.jpg|Row 1 title = Released:|Row 1 info = December 4, 2006|Row 2 title = Views (Approximate):|Row 2 info = 4,000,000+|Row 3 title = Season:|Row 3 info = 2006|Row 4 title = Episode:|Row 4 info = 14|Row 5 title = Previous Episode:|Row 5 info = How Not to Make a First Impression|Row 6 title = Next Episode:|Row 6 info = Feet For Hands}} |
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| − | '''How Not to Act on a First Date''' is |
+ | '''How Not to Act on a First Date''' is a Smosh video uploaded on December 4, 2006. |
| + | '''Brief Synopsis:''' Adam watches a video on how to act on a first date. |
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| − | An unintelligent teenager named Adam was given a CD that he didn't look at the cover of, saying "How Not to Act on a First Date" which he got from someone he was talking to on the phone at the beginning of the video. Adam plays the CD on his laptop, then hears the microwave done with his popcorn. He goes to fetch it while the CD instructor (played by Anthony) says this video shows How '''Not''' to Act on a First Date. Adam didn't hear that the CD is about how not to act on a first date while he went to get his popcron. The CD has 5 steps that the instructor has shown: |
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| + | Adam ([[Ian]]) is talking on the phone with somebody. After a short conversation, he says he has to hang up and watch a dating video before his first date with a girl named Amy. He puts the DVD in his laptop, but before he can watch the beginning, he hears the microwave beep. He goes to fetch his popcorn while the video instructor (played by Anthony) says, "For all you morons out there who don't know how to act on a first date, this video will clearly show you How '''Not''' to Act on a First Date. Again, stay clear of doing any of these things, and you'll be just fine." Adam arrives after the intro, and the video instructor says, "I break my program into 5 easy steps: |
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| ⚫ | The instructor says to disregard your date's opinion on where they want to eat, and just go where you want to eat instead. Adam's date states that she wanted to go to an Italian restaurant, but Adam took her to McDonald's instead. Adam asks, "What's wrong with this place? They have a Dollar Menu. Do you know how much food you could get for $10?" |
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| − | The instructor says that girls want to talk to their dates about themselves a lot, then instructs to just nod and say yes to everything. Adam's date was saying, ''"So then she like totally called me stupid, do you think I'm stupid?" '' |
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| − | + | The instructor says that girls like to talk, a lot, so to show her that you're listening, just nod your head and agree to everything. Adam's date is saying, "So then she like totally called me stupid, do you think I'm stupid?" Adam responds, "Yeah." His date replies, "What?" Adam says, "Uh-huh." Adam's date, feeling insulted, asks him, "Are you retarded?" to which Adam also says "Yeah," before saying, "Wait, sorry what?" |
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| − | 4. Paying the Bill |
+ | ===4. Paying the Bill=== |
| − | The instructor says to come up with a pathetic excuse why you can't pay the bill and make her do it. Adam's date asks him to pay, but |
+ | The instructor says to come up with a pathetic excuse to why you can't pay the bill and make her do it instead. Adam's date asks him if he's going to pay, but Adam says that while he was taking a dump, his wallet fell in the toilet, and he decided not to pick it up afterwards. He then gives her the option to get his wallet if she doesn't want to pay. |
| − | 5. Saying Goodbye |
+ | ===5. Saying Goodbye=== |
| − | The instructor says not to walk your date up to the door. Adam drives his date back to her house, |
+ | The instructor says not to do stupid things, like walk your date up to the door. So Adam drives his date back to her house, and when she asks, "Are you gonna walk me up to the front door?" Adam just drives away immediately. |
| − | The instructor then says to immediately call her again |
+ | The instructor then says to immediately call her back again and ask to go on another date. Adam calls his date, but is surprised when she refuses. He then calls the person who gave him the DVD, and tells him that his date won't go out with him again. He then says, "What? Are you serious?" and ejects the DVD from his laptop. He sees the title "'''How <u>Not</u> to Go on a First Date'''" and curses. |
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Revision as of 23:41, 12 July 2012
How Not to Act on a First Date is a Smosh video uploaded on December 4, 2006.
Brief Synopsis: Adam watches a video on how to act on a first date.
Plot
Adam (Ian) is talking on the phone with somebody. After a short conversation, he says he has to hang up and watch a dating video before his first date with a girl named Amy. He puts the DVD in his laptop, but before he can watch the beginning, he hears the microwave beep. He goes to fetch his popcorn while the video instructor (played by Anthony) says, "For all you morons out there who don't know how to act on a first date, this video will clearly show you How Not to Act on a First Date. Again, stay clear of doing any of these things, and you'll be just fine." Adam arrives after the intro, and the video instructor says, "I break my program into 5 easy steps:
1. Hygiene
The instructor says to not take a shower, but instead just apply deoderant to wherever you think it needs to be applied. Adam does so in his bathroom.
2. Dinner
The instructor says to disregard your date's opinion on where they want to eat, and just go where you want to eat instead. Adam's date states that she wanted to go to an Italian restaurant, but Adam took her to McDonald's instead. Adam asks, "What's wrong with this place? They have a Dollar Menu. Do you know how much food you could get for $10?"
3. Conversation
The instructor says that girls like to talk, a lot, so to show her that you're listening, just nod your head and agree to everything. Adam's date is saying, "So then she like totally called me stupid, do you think I'm stupid?" Adam responds, "Yeah." His date replies, "What?" Adam says, "Uh-huh." Adam's date, feeling insulted, asks him, "Are you retarded?" to which Adam also says "Yeah," before saying, "Wait, sorry what?"
4. Paying the Bill
The instructor says to come up with a pathetic excuse to why you can't pay the bill and make her do it instead. Adam's date asks him if he's going to pay, but Adam says that while he was taking a dump, his wallet fell in the toilet, and he decided not to pick it up afterwards. He then gives her the option to get his wallet if she doesn't want to pay.
5. Saying Goodbye
The instructor says not to do stupid things, like walk your date up to the door. So Adam drives his date back to her house, and when she asks, "Are you gonna walk me up to the front door?" Adam just drives away immediately.
The instructor then says to immediately call her back again and ask to go on another date. Adam calls his date, but is surprised when she refuses. He then calls the person who gave him the DVD, and tells him that his date won't go out with him again. He then says, "What? Are you serious?" and ejects the DVD from his laptop. He sees the title "How Not to Go on a First Date" and curses.