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− | |Box title = How Not to Act on a First Date|Image file = [[File:date_forsmosh.jpg|250px]]|Row 1 title = Released:|Row 1 info = December 4, 2006|Row 2 title = Views (Approximate):|Row 2 info = 4,430,000+|Row 3 title = Season:|Row 3 info = 2006|Row 4 title = Episode:|Row 4 info = 13|Row 5 title = Previous Episode:|Row 5 info = [[How Not to Make a First Impression]]|Row 6 title = Next Episode:|Row 6 info = [[Feet For Hands]]}} |
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+ | |series = [["How-To" Series]] |
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+ | |episode = 2 |
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+ | |released = December 4, 2006 |
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+ | |length = 3:18 |
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+ | |previous = [[How Not to Make a First Impression]] |
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+ | |next = [[HOW TO HIDE A B0NER IN PUBLIC!]] |
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+ | |starring = *[[Ian Hecox]] |
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+ | *[[Anthony Padilla]] |
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+ | |prevglobal = [[How Not to Make a First Impression]] |
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+ | |nextglobal = [[Feet for Hands]] |
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+ | }} |
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+ | == Description == |
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+ | ''Adam watches a dating video for tips on how to act on a date.'' |
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+ | == Credits == |
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− | '''Brief Synopsis:''' Adam watches a video on how '''<u>NOT</u>''' to act on a first date but he accidentally misses the '''<u>NOT</u>''' part. |
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+ | *[[Ian Hecox]] as [[Adam]] |
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+ | *[[Anthony Padilla]] as the dating CD instructor and [[Amy Franklin]] |
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− | == |
+ | == Synopsis == |
+ | Adam (Ian) has a date with Amy, but first, he needs to watch a "how-to" dating videos she gave him. After saying goodbye to a friend on the phone, he pops the CD into his laptop and sits down to watch. At that point, a microwave beeps in the kitchen, prompting Adam to speed over to it as the video plays. |
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+ | The video instructor (Anthony) introduces the premise of the instructional video, making sure to emphasize the fact that the following clips are examples of how ''not'' to act on a first date: |
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− | Adam ([[Ian]]) is talking on the phone with somebody. After a short conversation, he says he has to hang up and watch a dating video before his first date with a girl named Amy. He puts the DVD in his laptop, but before he can watch the beginning, he hears the microwave beep. He goes to fetch his popcorn while the video instructor (played by Anthony) says, "For all you morons out there who don't know how to act on a first date, this video will clearly show you How '''Not''' to Act on a First Date. Again, stay clear of doing any of these things, and you'll be just fine." Adam arrives after the intro, and the video instructor says, "I break my program into 5 easy steps: |
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+ | {{Quotebox|For all you morons who don't know how to act on a first date, this video will clearly show you how ''not'' to act on a first date. Again, stay clear of doing any of these things, and you'll be just fine.|The instructor}} |
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+ | Adam arrives and sits down, food in hand. Having missed the notice at the start of the video, he watches the rest of the intro: |
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− | The instructor says to not take a shower, but instead just apply deoderant to wherever you think it needs to be applied. Adam does so in his bathroom. |
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+ | {{Quotebox|I break my program into five easy steps: Hygiene, Dinner, Conversation, Paying the Bill, and Saying Goodbye.|The instructor}} |
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− | The instructor says to disregard your date's opinion on where they want to eat, and just go where you want to eat instead. Adam's date states that she wanted to go to an Italian restaurant, but Adam took her to McDonald's instead. Adam asks, "What's wrong with this place? They have a Dollar Menu. Do you know how much food you could get for $10?" |
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+ | {{Quotebox|Don't bother taking a shower before your date. Just apply deodorant to any part of your body that you think smells!|The instructor}} |
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+ | In the bathroom, Adam applies deodorant to his neck, buttocks, abdomen, arm, and jaw. |
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+ | === Step 2: Dinner === |
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− | The instructor says that girls like to talk, a lot, so to show her that you're listening, just nod your head and agree to everything. Adam's date is saying, "So then she like totally called me stupid, do you think I'm stupid?" Adam responds, "Yeah." His date replies, "What?" Adam says, "Uh-huh." Adam's date, feeling insulted, asks him, "Are you retarded?" to which Adam also says "Yeah," before saying, "Wait, sorry what?" |
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+ | {{Quotebox|After you pick up your girl, take her out somewhere where ''you'' like to eat. Her opinion doesn't really matter.|The instructor}} |
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+ | Amy wants to go to an Italian restaurant. Adam asks what she finds wrong with where he took her since they have a dollar menu, where customers can get a lot for $10 alone. |
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− | The instructor says to come up with a pathetic excuse to why you can't pay the bill and make her do it instead. Adam's date asks him if he's going to pay, but Adam says that while he was taking a dump, his wallet fell in the toilet, and he decided not to pick it up afterwards. He then gives her the option to get his wallet if she doesn't want to pay. |
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+ | {{Quotebox|Girls like to talk a lot, so show that you're really listening. Nod your head and agree to everything.|The instructor}} |
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+ | Amy is describing a story that ends with another girl calling her "stupid" and asks if Adam thinks so as well. Adam, not paying attention, replies with only "Yeah" and "Uh-huh" when Amy reacts, feeling insulted. Amy asks Adam if he is retarded, to which Adam obliviously responds with "Yeah" before snapping back to reality with "Wait, sorry, what?" |
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− | The instructor says not to do stupid things, like walk your date up to the door. So Adam drives his date back to her house, and when she asks, "Are you gonna walk me up to the front door?" Adam just drives away immediately. |
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+ | {{Quotebox|When it comes time to pay, make up some dumb and inappropriate excuse about why ''you'' can't. If she gives you a bunch of crap about why she can't pay, tell her to ''walk her ass home''.|The instructor}} |
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+ | Amy asks Adam if he was going to pay. Adam makes up an excuse, explaining that he planned to pay, but because he had recently "took a huge dump" in a bathroom and dropped his wallet in the toilet and decided to leave it there. Adam plainly tells Amy that she can go retrieve the wallet if she wishes to. |
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− | The instructor then says to immediately call her back again and ask to go on another date. Adam calls his date, but is surprised when she refuses. He then calls the person who gave him the DVD, and tells him that his date won't go out with him again. He then says, "What? Are you serious?" and ejects the DVD from his laptop. He sees the title "'''How <u>Not</u> to Act on a First Date'''" and curses. |
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+ | {{Quotebox|Saying goodbye is really important, but you don't make yourself look whipped by doing stupid things like walking her up to the door.|The instructor}} |
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+ | Adam drives Amy home and stops in front of her house. Amy leans her arms on the car window and asks Adam if he will walk her up to the door, prompting Adam to drive away as a confused Amy is left standing on the sidewalk, watching the car disappears in the distance. |
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+ | {{Quotebox|After the date, leave no waiting period. Just call her immediately and asks her for another date.|The instructor}} |
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+ | Adam does just as what the instructor describes, but Amy hangs up. Adam calls up whoever gave him the dating instructional video, frustrated that he followed every step and yet Amy refuses to go on another date with him. The person replies, prompting Adam to eject the DVD from his laptop and inspect the title. Seeing it labeled as "HOW <u>NOT</u> TO GO ON A FIRST DATE", Adam shouts "Oh, motherfu—!" before the screen turns black. |
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+ | Text appears onscreen: |
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+ | <center>'''Check out the How (Not) To contest:<br>logitech.com/hownotto'''</center> |
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**[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwukEDthP4Y The contest was also introduced by Ian and Anthony.] |
**[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwukEDthP4Y The contest was also introduced by Ian and Anthony.] |
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− | *In this video and its predecessor, Ian looks slightly 8-Bit due to the lighting and his shirt |
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− | *This is the second "[["How-To" Series|How-To]]" video. The first one was "[[How Not to Make a First Impression]]" |
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Revision as of 20:36, 26 January 2019
How Not to Act on a First Date is a Smosh video released on December 4, 2006. It is the 2nd episode of the "How-To" Series.
Description
Adam watches a dating video for tips on how to act on a date.
Credits
Cast
- Ian Hecox as Adam
- Anthony Padilla as the dating CD instructor and Amy Franklin
Synopsis
Adam (Ian) has a date with Amy, but first, he needs to watch a "how-to" dating videos she gave him. After saying goodbye to a friend on the phone, he pops the CD into his laptop and sits down to watch. At that point, a microwave beeps in the kitchen, prompting Adam to speed over to it as the video plays.
The video instructor (Anthony) introduces the premise of the instructional video, making sure to emphasize the fact that the following clips are examples of how not to act on a first date:
How Not to Act on a First Date. Completely useless template. |
"For all you morons who don't know how to act on a first date, this video will clearly show you how not to act on a first date. Again, stay clear of doing any of these things, and you'll be just fine." |
Adam arrives and sits down, food in hand. Having missed the notice at the start of the video, he watches the rest of the intro:
How Not to Act on a First Date. Completely useless template. |
"I break my program into five easy steps: Hygiene, Dinner, Conversation, Paying the Bill, and Saying Goodbye." |
Step 1: Hygiene
How Not to Act on a First Date. Completely useless template. |
"Don't bother taking a shower before your date. Just apply deodorant to any part of your body that you think smells!" |
In the bathroom, Adam applies deodorant to his neck, buttocks, abdomen, arm, and jaw.
Step 2: Dinner
How Not to Act on a First Date. Completely useless template. |
"After you pick up your girl, take her out somewhere where you like to eat. Her opinion doesn't really matter." |
Amy wants to go to an Italian restaurant. Adam asks what she finds wrong with where he took her since they have a dollar menu, where customers can get a lot for $10 alone.
Step 3: Conversation
How Not to Act on a First Date. Completely useless template. |
"Girls like to talk a lot, so show that you're really listening. Nod your head and agree to everything." |
Amy is describing a story that ends with another girl calling her "stupid" and asks if Adam thinks so as well. Adam, not paying attention, replies with only "Yeah" and "Uh-huh" when Amy reacts, feeling insulted. Amy asks Adam if he is retarded, to which Adam obliviously responds with "Yeah" before snapping back to reality with "Wait, sorry, what?"
Step 4: Paying the Bill
How Not to Act on a First Date. Completely useless template. |
"When it comes time to pay, make up some dumb and inappropriate excuse about why you can't. If she gives you a bunch of crap about why she can't pay, tell her to walk her ass home." |
Amy asks Adam if he was going to pay. Adam makes up an excuse, explaining that he planned to pay, but because he had recently "took a huge dump" in a bathroom and dropped his wallet in the toilet and decided to leave it there. Adam plainly tells Amy that she can go retrieve the wallet if she wishes to.
Step 5: Saying Goodbye
How Not to Act on a First Date. Completely useless template. |
"Saying goodbye is really important, but you don't make yourself look whipped by doing stupid things like walking her up to the door." |
Adam drives Amy home and stops in front of her house. Amy leans her arms on the car window and asks Adam if he will walk her up to the door, prompting Adam to drive away as a confused Amy is left standing on the sidewalk, watching the car disappears in the distance.
How Not to Act on a First Date. Completely useless template. |
"After the date, leave no waiting period. Just call her immediately and asks her for another date." |
Adam does just as what the instructor describes, but Amy hangs up. Adam calls up whoever gave him the dating instructional video, frustrated that he followed every step and yet Amy refuses to go on another date with him. The person replies, prompting Adam to eject the DVD from his laptop and inspect the title. Seeing it labeled as "HOW NOT TO GO ON A FIRST DATE", Adam shouts "Oh, motherfu—!" before the screen turns black.
Text appears onscreen:
logitech.com/hownotto
Trivia
- This video, along with How Not to Make a First Impression, were uploaded on the same day. They were for a How Not To contest held in 2006 for Logitech.
- Ian is wearing his college cross country shirt, showing that he ran cross country while attending American River College.
Gallery
- Main article: How Not to Act on a First Date/Gallery
Script
- Main article: How Not to Act on a First Date/Script