While Albus Dumbledore was taking attendance, he was confused on how to pronounce Hermione's name. When he pronounced it as "Herpes", she became fed up and screamed her presence and called Dumbledore an idiot. During class, Harry and Ron would stare at the back of Hermione's head while they had sexual fantasies about her.
Hermione complains to Ron about their different-sounding accents.
Hermione finds Harry and Ron standing next to the dead body of Neville, confusing it as a muscular Neville. She takes his body away and claims him as her new boyfriend. When someone challenged him to an arm wrestling match, she accepts on his behalf. When Neville immediately loses, Hermione is furious and screams at Neville, calling him a "piece of sh*t" and exclaiming the end of their "relationship".
- Harry and Hermione are talking and laughing when Hermione asks about the origin of his lightning bolt scar. Harry pushes his beanie up to reveal that his scar is actually of a penis, and the "lightning" is "pee pee", according to Luna.
- Under his Invisibility Cloak, Harry witnessed Ron and Hermione make out.
- The trio are escaping a group of dementors when Ron and Hermione suggest a reluctant Harry to cast a Patronus Charm. Caving in, it is revealed that Harry's Patronus is a nude Shayne Topp. To the surprise of Harry and Ron, Hermione is enraptured by this. She walks over and proceeds to make out with the nude Patronus.
The trio is walking about and Ron and Hermione ask Harry about his abuse of the mental connection between the boy and Voldemort. When Harry gets another vision, Ron groans in frustration while Hermione chastises Harry about his reckless judgments.
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