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Happy Cow

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Anthony Padilla (formerly)

Happy Cow is a character in Smosh. It is a toy cow that Ian brings home in "Best Toy Ever!", in which it was the main villain. It is known to put those that play with it in a trance, basically hypnotising them and making you play with it forever.

It is voiced by Anthony Padilla.


The Happy Cow is a plastic flying toy that hangs on a string (most of the time) and flies around. Ian thinks it is a great toy and loves to play with it, Anthony on the other hand thinks it's stupid and for little kids until he gets pulled into its trance and suddenly likes playing with it.


  • As known, it only has a motor inside to flap & retract the wings to "fly"
  • It can put you in a trance to play with it for eternity.

Theme song

The Happy Cow theme song featured in "Best Toy Ever!" is available in all of the 3 versions of it in the video (Stephen Hawking talks before each part of the song).

The iTunes price is $1.00 (for download) and the running time is 0:58 seconds.


Happy Cow, Happy Cow, everywhere you go

Happy Cow, Happy Cow, take it to and fro

Happy Cow, Happy Cow, follows you all day

Happy Cow, Happy Cow, play, play, play, play!

Happy Cow, Happy Cow, better than the rest

'Cause Happy Cow is da best!

Happy Cow, Happy Cow, never goes away

Happy Cow, Happy Cow, you must always play

Happy Cow, Happy Cow, you'll never be bored

Happy Cow, Happy Cow, never be ignored


Evil Song lyrics

Happy Cow, Happy Cow, steals your will to live

Happy Cow, Happy Cow, your eternal soul you'll give

Happy Cow available in stores now!


  • The Happy Cow is based on one of the flying toys that hang from a kid's ceiling and fly in a circle.
  • "Happy Cow" is actually a collectable toy called Holy Cow , but there is a newer version called Flying Cow which you are more likely to come across. one of them is currently available on eBay under the search "holy cow flying cow toy".
  • In the song, they say You're eternal soul you'll give, which means that Happy Cow steals your soul. So it is possible that it was in fact, Ian's soul, being used by Happy Cow, to talk to Anthony in the bathroom, instead of Happy Cow's true voice. This means he might not even have a voice.
  • Nobody knows what happened to Happy Cow after the video, he could have been thrown out in the trash, exorcised to get Ian's soul out of him or destroyed.  


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Main Characters Ian Hecox - Keith Leak Jr. - Olivia Sui - Noah Grossman - Courtney Miller - Shayne Topp - Anthony Padilla
Secondary Characters

Sharon Hecox - Charlie the Drunk Guinea Pig - Boxman - Teleporting Fat Guy - Benny Jean - Sergeant Anous - Billy Hamburger - Peter Peter - Cletus - Food Battle News Reporter - Stevie - Pokemon - Courtney Freaking Miller - Brianna Boho

Main Antagonists The Gangstas - Kim Jong-il - That Damn Neighbor - Brad Padilla - Burt Reynolds - Happy Cow - Siri - Landlord - Barbershop Pole - CPS Guy - Hugh Jasshol
Minor Characters Antoinette Padilla - Stephen - Mr. Pondo - Anthony's Mother - Sadie Padilla - Lou Ferrigno - Adrian Hecox-Hendrix - Vader - Justin Bieber - Stevechen - Bob Roberts - Dr. Drew Peacock - George Zazz - Guy Who Explains Every Joke - Old Man Blumpkin - Melanie Moat - Kalel Cullen - Manspider - Mr. Pondo - Phuong - Pierre - Robbie the Magical Tapeworm - Mari - Mr. Mime - Brent Hamburger - The Geniuses - Genius Leader - Brody - Mario - Luigi - Peach - Link
Pets Sparky - Ian's Cat - Ian's Lizard
Guest Stars Ryan Higa - Shane Dawson - Annoying Orange - Rhett & Link From GMM Entertainment
Shut Up! Cartoons Characters Spencer - Rogi - Andre - Jimmy - Tanzy - Chris - Bartleby - Colonel Flunkerton - Dr. Braynes - Pubertina - Rusty Sprinkler - Deb - Oishi Kawaii - Noodles - Dr. Micheal W. Hollingsworth - Dipster - Krogzilla - Mucusance - Raif - Dakota - N'Gnarloth-29 - Terraxus - Bobby Johnson -Teleporting Fat Guy