How to Be a YouTube Commenter is the fithteen episode of season 2013 and the ninth instalment of the "How-To" Series.
Synopsis
Bob Roberts is back to teach people how to comment like everyone else does on YouTube! They visit Smosh, NigaHiga, RayWilliamJohnson, PewDiePie, and JennaMarbles to test out their awesome commenting skills!
Plot
Introduction
Old Man Grandpa (Anthony) watched GUYS' GUIDE TO HUGGING GUYS. He wants to tell Ian and Anthony that they're homos, but he doesn't know how to do it on the Internet. All of the sudden, he sees another YouTube video called How 2 Coment on Youtubes and decides to watch the video. The video shows Bob Roberts' torso falling down slowly to his legs where they eventually stick to each other. Bob Roberts claims to be the "master of the YouTubes" and asks the audience if they wanted to leave a comment on a YouTube video. Grandpa yells at the video thinking that Bob will respond afterwards if he answers Bob's question. Bob says that he has perused through a dozen YouTube comments and the best way to leave feedback on a YouTube video. He also tells the audience to come along and jumps away from the scene.
Rule #1: Spell Everything Wrong & All Caps All the Time
Grandpa agrees tries to do it immediately. However, he actually went to their gaming studio knocking on their door instead of doing it on YouTube. The grandpa shared a comment which says "UR VEEDUS SUX & R 4 12 YR OLDZ & UR HOMOOZ", but Ian reads it as "Our vides socks and we're 12-year-old humus." Bob also explained to yell out "first" whenever they're the first comment which the grandpa did making his grandson confused. Bob explains that it's okay to say "first" even when not being the first subscriber or just say "gay" in the video which the grandpa did and then runs away.
Rule #2: Be Argumentative
Bob fades in while trying to make people think that he's a ghost before saying the rule. He tries to tell people to always argue with other people in the comments without knowing what the person is arguing about. Grandpa knocks at Ryan Higa's (Anthony) door, and tells him this comment, "I dont like Obama becauz other peopel said they dont like Obama and I dont have the payshunts too do my own research and from my opinions onO bama."
Then Ryan say's to granpa to get out in his office were he makes his youtubes
Ryan tells the Grandpa to get out of his office. Bob tells the audience to find the triangle in the video and say, "ILLUMINANTI!!!!" in between two triangles.
Rule #3: Be Constructive
Bob kicks a ninja down before talking about the rule. He says this rule so that their criticism can help YouTubers do better at their jobs. The Grandpa opens Ray Johnson's (Ian) mansion entrance and tries to tell him to try doing the video a little better by citing his sources and including further reading materials to make society better. However, Bob said that he was just joking and that they could call them up. The grandpa calls him "Gaywad!" which Ray thought was good advice.
Rule #4: Question Everything
Bob tells the audience to always question in a new video why they're the three hundred first viewer. Felix (Anthony) plays a game and complains about putting something in the barrel's ass. Grandpa sneaks by Felix and asks him why there are over twenty thousand likes and only three hundred one views. He also says that it makes no sense thinks that he's sending a hacker, scammer, and Swedish alert.
Bob tells the audience to copy and paste a really sad story online in case they don't have anything real to comment in order to get a lot of likes. Grandpa tells Felix about a song of his wife and him. He talks about him being five years younger than the wife and hated it when the wife died in a car crash. He also loved the wife, but she cheated on him and couldn't live with that. He tells Felix to like the comment if he cries every time. After a few seconds of sorrow, the Grandpa repeats about liking the comment which Felix gets annoyed by it.
Rule #5: When There's a Girl: Be Sexist, Terrible, and Disgusting
Bob uses his trousers like wings and flies before talking about the rule. He tells the audience to do that rule because everyone does it. In Jenna Marble's bathroom, Jenna (Ian) gets out of the shower. On the toilet, Grandpa says that Jenna looks like a whore which she complained. Bob also said to ignore their feelings and say something rude because the commenter is anonymous. Grandpa told Jenna that she's getting obese and that he hates her voice. He also yells out, "TITS OR GTFO!!!1!!" Jenna shows a shiv and warns Grandpa about cutting which he got frighten.
Bob is seen acting like a robot upside down on the ends and right side up in the middle. He also tells the people about saying thing's in case their comment gets negative feedback. One example is that the little sister left the comment and sent the negative comment. Jenna didn't buy it and starts shanking Grandpa. Bob even said they can finish it off with another "gay". Grandpa said that and then feels clumsy.
Ending
Bob is seen flying around in his underparts. He then tells them to follow his to become a professional YouTube commenter. He wishes the audience a fine afternoon before bursting upwards and flies around the screen. Bob thinks that he's having a stroke.
Epilogue
As the old man continues to struggle, I-Nerd was the first to view of the dying Grandpa. A-Nerd hated the shirt and dislikes him. I-Nerd also said that his old videos we're better when he wasn't a fat whale and also, "TITS OR GTFO!" Grandpa is then seen dead which the two guys unsubscribed him and ran away.
Script
How to Be a YouTube Commenter/Script
Trivia
- Just like IPhone 5 REVEALED, a character in the video takes off a piece of clothing everytime, or in this case, pulls his pants down slightly everytime he appears.
- This is the third appearance of Bob Roberts, and is his first "How To" video
- When the old man went into Ryan Higa's room, Ryan was making out with a lamp, which alludes to his objectum sexuality as a puppet in The End of Christmas.
- On the right at 2:39, there is the cardboard cutout of Hatsune Miku from BIGGEST ZIT EVER!
- When the Old Man clicks on the video How 2 Coment on YouTubes, its duration is 5:36 and only has 12 views.
- When the Old Man leaves the room, you can see a poster of Food Battle: The Game's possible final boss.
Shut Up! Opening
- "Whoa! The like button makes a sound when you click it. SHUT UP!"
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