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"Man: A blank man touches the blank with his blank? (giggles) I bet it's his penis. Ian Hecox: SHUT UP!"
We're using your suggestions to make a script and shooting it on the spot, with no other props than what we have around the house (luckily you guys send us a bunch of weird stuff in the mail, haha). LIKE the vid if you want to see more stuff like this!
Plot[]
Introduction[]
The video begins with Ian Hecox and Anthony Padilla telling the viewers that this video would have a new style to it, in this case, Mad Lib style videos involving the words that the viewers submitted to them (mostly via Twitter). They then declared the start of the Smosh Libs video. They written each other a Mad Libs story for the other to do impromptu acting, based on whatever feasible they had at hand.
Notes[]
The words listed below only account for words directly mentioned during the writing of the script, meaning blanks filled in the actual story or the extras of the video do not count.
Both Mad Libs are independent of each other.
All bolded words are the words added later into the script.
Being in Jail and Having to Break Out[]
Preparation[]
Ian started first with his story, writing down whatever Anthony picked to complete his story, with the following listed in the video:
Life long goal: To be the first person to eat a lollipop in space while riding a horse.
Body Part: Uvula
Animal: Penguin
Verb: Squish
Adjective: Erect
Story skeleton[]
This is what Ian wrote down first:
A very (adjective) Anthony is (type of movement) in the living room singing (song) in a deep opera voice. He suddenly trips over a/an (animal). The (feeling) animal squeaks, "Please help me! My (body part) is stuck in this (object)!"
Anthony being the (adjective) person that he is, grabs hold of its (body part) and yanks hard. It doesn't budge and Anthony has to keep yanking it over and over. It looks really (adjective). Anthony finally frees the animal awkwardly by using his (body part). Once free the animal runs out and says, "Thank you for saving me, (adjective) man."
But the celebration is cut short when Anthony accidentally drops a giant (object) on it. Killing it instantly. "Oh, (random exclamation)!" Anthony says.
Just then a (adjective) cop comes by riding on a/an (object) and beats him down with a/an (object). The cop arrests him saying, "You're under arrest for manslaughter and I'm pretty sure I saw you skip on a/an (object) earlier." The cop dances over to his body like (video game character).
Anthony wakes up in a jail cell covered in (object). He looks over and sees his (adjective) cellmate. His cellmate shakes his (body part) talking in a/an (accent) says, "(random greeting) My name's (name). I'm in here for (crime). What about you?"
Anthony lies saying, "I was caught (crime) with my mom's (object)."
Anthony looks over and sees (annoying celebrity) get shanked with a/an (adjective)(object): his/her dying last words being, "(random sentence)."
Anthony freaks out. "I can't die in here! I haven't even had a chance (life long goal)!"
Anthony tries to bend the bars with his (adjective)(object), but to no avail. Anthony breaks down crying like a/an (animal).
The cop from before comes by and says, "Hey, (noun), if you want out, it's gonna cost you."
Anthony says, "I'll do anything. I'm so (adjective)."
The cop says, "OK. I'll let you go if you (verb) my (object)."
Anthony (adjective) agrees and does it.
The next day, Anthony was out of prison and back to (random action). "Man," Anthony says, "what a/an (adjective) adventure."
Actual story[]
With the story now completed, Anthony began to read out the script.
A very lovely Anthony is thrusting in the living room singing Whisper Song in a deep opera voice. He suddenly trips over a tiger. The panicked animal squeaks, "Please help me! My epidermis is stuck in this carpet!"
Anthony being the gay person that he is, grabs hold of its pinky toe and yanks hard. It doesn't budge and Anthony has to keep yanking it over and over. It looks really crunchy. Anthony finally frees the animal awkwardly by using his earlobe. Once free the animal runs out and says, "Thank you for saving me, moist man."
But the celebration is cut short when Anthony accidentally drops a giant chair on it. Killing it instantly. "Oh, f*** nuggets!" Anthony says.
Just then a rachet cop comes by riding on a bandage and beats him down with a lamp. The cop arrests him saying, "You're under arrest for manslaughter and I'm pretty sure I saw you skip on a chair earlier." The cop dances over to his body like PIKACHUUUUUUUUUUU.
Anthony wakes up in a jail cell covered in corn. He looks over and sees his horny cellmate. His cellmate shakes his eyebrow talking in a Çandian accent says, "How's it hanging? My name's Damian. I'm in here for drink driving. What about you?"
Anthony lies saying, "I was caught doing indecent exposure with my mom's microwave."
Anthony looks over and sees Miley Cyrus get shanked with a poopyphone: her dying last words being, "That's just something ugly people say."
Anthony freaks out. "I can't die in here! I haven't even had a chance to be the first person to eat a lollipop in space while riding a horse!"
Anthony tries to bend the bars with his cornyuvula, but to no avail. Anthony breaks down crying like a penguin.
The cop from before comes by and says, "Hey, baby, if you want out, it's gonna cost you."
Anthony says, "I'll do anything. I'm so cute."
The cop says, "OK. I'll let you go if you squish my toothbrush."
Anthony gayly agrees and does it.
The next day, Anthony was out of prison and back to pogo sticking into a pool while eating a banana. "Man," Anthony says, "what an erect adventure."
Anthony was simply amazed by the story.
Ian's Bowl Haircut is Possessed[]
Preparation[]
Now it was Anthony's turn to get Ian to complete his story.
Celebrity: Lorde
Animal: Sloth
Verb (but Anthony said it as action word): Punch
Body part: Pancreas
Name of official holiday character: The Grinch
Region of the world accent: Minnesotan
Item found under sink: Cockroaches
Verb: Farting
Body part: Fallopian tube
Verb: Wanking
Verb: Impregnate
Adjective: Colossal
Verb: Bedazzle
Object: Butt plug
Adjective: Naked
Verb: Hornswoggle
Adjective: Shirtless
State in the USA: Las Vegas
Verb: Scottish Yodeling
Food item: Bacon pop tarts
Random Exclamation: Pink sprinkled balls!
Story skeleton[]
This is what Anthony wrote down first:
Ian is sleeping in his bed, happily (verb) a nude photo of (celebrity). He wakes up when he hears a/an (animal) noise. He (verb) the bed and exclaims, "That of course is my doorbell!"
Ian opens the front door with his (body part). The handle is covered in (liquid) and stuck. He (verb) while he complains, "I can't believe this door is stuck." He slaps his (body part) on it while talking to it. "This trick is called the Ol'(name of official holiday character)(name)."
He finally opens it and sees a mailman who has a bad (region of the world accent) accent. "You have to (verb) this package using a/an (item found under sink)."
Ian grabs the package and annoyingly screams, "(verb) you!" Ian (verb) the door on the mailman's (body part). Ian (verb) the package with his (object). He opens it and sees a/an (object). He senses it's evil and (verb) something. "Oh my (person), this (object) is haunted and wants to possess my bowl cut!"
The item (verb) out of the box and attaches itself to his bowl haircut. He screams like (celebrity). Ian is now (verb) a/an (object) on his head. "I can't stop! My (adjective) bowl cut is making me do this!" He (verb) a/an (object), and then (verb) on a/an (object) and finally (verb) a/an (object).
He is defeated but then (adjective) exclaims, "I randomly remember an ancient remedy for getting rid of possessed bowl haircuts! I just have to (verb) my hair with a/an (object)(number) times in a row!" Ian does this, but it doesn't work. Ian is dejected and (adjective). He speaks in a/an (state in the USA) accent. "Wait. I know how I can fix it and no one will ever know the difference."
Ian repeatedly (verb) on the couch where he has a/an (object) on his head. He looks over. "Hey Anthony, like my new haircut?"
We see Anthony (verb) a/an (food item). Anthony looks over at Ian in disgust.
Ian screams, "(random exclamation)!!!"
Actual story[]
With the story now completed, Ian began to read out his story:
Ian is sleeping in his bed, happily painting a nude photo of Lorde. He wakes up when he hears a sloth noise. He punches the bed and exclaims, "That of course is my doorbell!"
Ian opens the front door with his pancreas. The handle is covered in Kool Aid and stuck. He twerks while he complains, "I can't believe this door is stuck." He slaps his taint on it while talking to it. "This trick is called the Ol'GrinchObama."
He finally opens it and sees a mailman who has a bad Minnesotan accent. "You have to stare at this package using a cockroach."
Ian grabs the package and annoyingly screams, "Fart you!" Ian thrusts the door on the mailman's fallopian tube. Ian wanks the package with his poop. He opens it and sees a Wii controller. He senses it's evil and impregnates something. "Oh my Aquaman, this Wii Controller is haunted and wants to possess my bowl cut!"
The item liquefies out of the box and attaches itself to his bowl haircut. He screams like Amanda Bynes. Ian is now pouncing a cheese on his head. "I can't stop! My colossal bowl cut is making me do this!" He bedazzles a coffee mug, and then dances on a condom and finally drips on a butt plug.
He is defeated but then nakedly exclaims, "I randomly remember an ancient remedy for getting rid of possessed bowl haircuts! I just have to hornswoggle my hair with a teen girl's underwear283 times in a row!" Ian does this, but it doesn't work. Ian is dejected and shirtless. He speaks in a Las Vegas accent. "Wait. I know how I can fix it and no one will ever know the difference."
Ian repeatedly Scottish yodels on the couch where he has a doo rag on his head. He looks over. "Hey Anthony, like my new haircut?"
We see Anthony spanking a bacon pop tart. Anthony looks over at Ian in disgust.
Ian screams, "PINK SPRINKLED BALLS!!!"
Ian then question Anthony what exactly happened in the story due to it being illogical in its ending.
Ending[]
Anthony thought that the Smosh Libs were interesting while Ian also thought it was awesome and fun. Anthony also felt violated and said to the viewers if they like the video, they should leave a like and comment about any ideas they should do as well. Anthony also said Ian and him liked doing this new stuff and they'll be in next week's episode. After saying their goodbyes, Ian acts like he's in Super Panty Mode by covering his head with a panty and walks away with it. Anthony then tells the viewers that this is what he has to deal with.
Errors[]
Around 3:33, Anthony misread "bend" as "break".
Around 8:52, Ian correctly reads the part as "Anthony looks over at Ian in disgust". However, the subtitle reads "Anthony looks over at Ian is disgust".
Trivia[]
Mad Libs of Smosh video scripts were previously done on the Food Battle: The Game livestream.
The mailman screams in pain when saying "Ow! My fallopian tubes!". This was previously said by Peter in HOMELESS MILLIONAIRE!. Both contradict real life, as the Fallopian Tube is a female body part, although in both cases, this could be played for humor.
This is also the only time where it was unintentional, due to the random word selection.
Damian the horny cellmate is holding a Sexy Anthony Playgirl Magazine.
While Ian is "pouncing a cheese" on his head, Anthony is seen in the mirror filming the scene.
In Ian's mad lib, he is wearing his "#1 Dad" shirt from I Have a Secret Son (when acting as Anthony).
In the Behind-the-scenes video, Ian used the back of a Smosh fanart painting to draw "Lorde".
"Thanks for blanking! Yeah, just fill in the blank with uh whatever verb you want. Let's see, it could be running, or sleeping, or taking a **** limp ****i********. Okay maybe not that one; don't don't don't do that one."
