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Girls Are Gross (Official Video), originally titled The Truth About GIRLS, is a Smosh music video released on August 21, 2019.

Description

Don't be embarrassed, it's time to embrace the truth— GIRLS ARE GROSS!

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Synopsis

At a bar, Olivia bumps into Shayne and drops her purse, spilling out a mess of items. Shayne apologizes and offers to retrieve them for her, but an embarrassed Olivia loudly declines. As Olivia rushes to put her items away, she sheepishly remarks to Courtney and Kimmy how gross she is. Kimmy and Courtney comfort her, agreeing that they are all gross, and drop their purse contents to reveal similar messy objects as the song starts.

Midway through the video, Ian has the music video playing on his laptop as he prepares to masturbate. At that moment, Courtney, Kimmy, and Olivia walk in and surround him to provocatively talk everything gross that comes with periods, making Ian rather uncomfortable. As Ian is dragged along through the various locations, he finds himself enjoying his part in the video.

Lyrics

Gross!
Girls are gross
Nobody knows
(Oh!) Gross!
Girls are gross
When we're alone

When I wake up, still got makeup on
To do it all over gotta wake at dawn
Yeah, pop my zits, so satisfying
My B.O. smells like I am dying
Shower? Nope, we got dry shampoo
Dry shaving legs, got a hairy bathroom
Facing the day in yesterday's lashes
Place is a wreck, but I'm lookin' fantastic

Gross!
Girls are gross
We skip the soap
Gross!
Girls are gross
Better cover your nose

Covered in sweat, between my breasts
But I'm still gonna keep my cash there
Crumbs and lip stain, wanna bite of chow mein?
Never mind, got some loose hair
(Oops!) My bra looks cute, lacy and silky
I never wash it, yeah, it's filthy
Had this shit since tenth grade
It's soaked in titty marinade!

Gross!
Girls are gross
(*Burp* Oh...) Don't motorboat
No, no, nooooo
Gross!
Girls are gross
Got sweaty bongos

Hey, guys
(Hey BB) Let's talk about period stains
(Hmm, let's) We don't throw out our period-stained underwear
We just keep them to wear the next month
(We do) It's like a seven-layer dip of blood stains
(Salty) And don't forget about period poops
Your uterine lining is already gushing out of your vagina
(It is) You know what would make it better?
Endless diarrhea!
Oh, and we can't fart in public
(Nope!) So we save them all until we're alone
(Ooh!) Hotboxing our cars with a whole day of concentrated farts
In my Jetta
(*Giggling*) You want a ride, baby?

Gross!
[Brief pause in music as Olivia uses a Cheeto as lipstick]
Girls are gross
My bra is soaked
Discharge below
Gross!
Girls are gross
(*Cough*) Gross!
Girls are gross
When we're alone
(Oh!) Gross!
Girls are gross
So now you know
Gross!

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Trivia

  • At 1:16, the word "shit" in the line "Had this shit since tenth grade" is censored in the subtitles but left alone in the audio.
  • This video was on Courtney's Top 5 Smosh Videos list in the 31st episode of SmoshCast.

Fan Interaction

  • Damien commented: "FINALLY someone has the courage to say it. Girls are always sticky and smell like two-week-old broccoli." It received over 4k likes.

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