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Male
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Likes:
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Examining human subspecies
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Being caught
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George Zazz is a minor character in Smosh portrayed by Ian Hecox.
The Character
Jacob trying to eat Hot Pocket Snackers that George uses to get him closer.
George Zazz is an English wildlife expert based off Steve Irwin and Bear Grylls. After he was fired from his job at a petting zoo, he has devoted his entire life to study the puzzling creatures known to man as "teenagers" (one being his own son, Jacob, although he calls him Bryce), apparently they stole resources from him, they destroy his furniture, and they consume his food. After that he started devoting his research to another species known as "girlfriends" as they slowly destroy males little by little.
As menitioned earlier he is based off of the late Steve Irwin, and he resembles him; he wears a brown-grey safari hat and grayish- green clothes.
Appearances
Teens in the Wild!
George's first appearance, where he studies the human subspecies called "Teenagers" also known as "Teens" for short. George studies his son Jacob Zazz and his friends however during studying he gets caught by his son Jacob multiple times. Eventually he manages to catch one of Jacob's friends and tests on him by subjecting one he calls the "High school dropout" to a form of torture called "jazz:". The dropout does not respond to it well and is let go by George, after which George captures his son Jacob referring to him as "Brice" and then proceeds to lure him in with hot pockets before torturing him with homework. This however leads George to be caught by an unnamed human subspecies that in reality is his ex-wife, George quickly flees but is caught and arrested by the cops.
Girlfriends in the Wild!
In his second appearance he studies a human subspecies known as "Girlfriend" where he spies on boyfriends and their girlfriends, the first type of girlfriend he discovers is the "Low-selfesteemus" as the boyfriend tries to convince her to leave with him before his grandma dies. The boyfriend offers a compliment to his girlfriend but it makes her angrier to which George states to never offer a compliment to the "Low-selfesteemus" as it will only make them angrier. Next he studies the "Talkalotomus" a girlfriend who talks a lot to her boyfriend nearly driving him to suicide, however George gets to close to the situation and the boyfriend attempts to murder George. Next he studies the "Alwaysonadietus" and watches as different boyfriends take their girlfriends to restaurants only for them to get angry at them because they are on a diet and cannot be around certain things there.
Next he studies the "Expectationous Gigantus" and watches as a girlfriend gets mad 3 separate times at her boyfriend for not remembering a certain important day in their lives and then comparing the boyfriend to a book character. He states that the important thing about the "Expectationous Gigantus" is to always have a back up plan when he is interrupted by the "Pissedoffallthetimeus" also known as George's girlfriend. George's girlfriend overhears him talking about her and gets mad and assumes George has forgotten their anniversary, not wanting her to be mad at him George improvises and tells her that he was gonna get them a trip to Paris where they would stay in a big mansion. This makes the "Pissedoffallthetimeus" happy and she hugs George and then forces him to say "I love you too" to her, unbeknownst to George his youngest son (presumably named George Zazz, Jr.) is spying on him and his mother referring to his father's species as the "Giantpussyasurus".
Holy Crap! 2 Billion Views!
He appears in only three episodes, Teens in the Wild & Girlfriends in the Wild, both on the Smosh channel, and Ian vs. the Wild on the IanH channel. He appeared on HOLY CRAP! 2 BILLION VIEWS!.
Trivia
- His youngest son is also following his footsteps.
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Ian Hecox (character) - Sergeant Anous - REDACTED - Boxman - Bob Roberts - Billy Hamburger - Billy Mays - Benny Jean - Metrosexual Hipster - Adrian Hecox-Hendrix - Frankie Rogers - Adam - Bella Swan | |
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