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FOOD BATTLE X CARTOONS is a Smosh video released October 13, 2015. It is a compliation of all the smosh.com Food Battle X Cartoons so that fans are able to watch them all vote for which food is the best without having to flip through multiple videos and watch multiple different advertisements to take up more time.

Synopsis[]

Ian and Anthony interview seven different foods to pick which one they like the best. Even though each interview is odd and has Ian argue against the food and Anthony in almost every video.

Cast[]

  • Ian Hecox - Himself and Pink Frosted Sprinkle Donuts (one appears in Banana's mind and another disguise as Ginger)
  • Anthony Padilla - Himself and the narrator

The Cartoon Interviews (in order):[]

  1. Zucchini - Shayne Topp
  2. Edible Cactus - Keith Leak II
  3. Baguette - Chris Bennett
  4. Flan - Courtney Miller
  5. Chocolate-Coated Banana/Banana - Galen Howard
  6. Ginger - Noah Grossman
  7. Spaghetti - N/A (although monster roar sound effects are used for him)
  8. Romanesca - Olivia Sui

Plot[]

Introduction[]

Food Battle X Cartoons Ian and Anthony

Ian walks in asking Anthony what's he doing in the "Smoshffice". Anthony explains about getting ready for Food Battle X. Ian confused about what Anthony talking about, but Anthony notices that "X" is the Roman numeral for the number 10, and he shows the drawings of examples what relates to that.

  • Mega Man X (video game)
  • Super Bowl X
  • X-Men (from Marvel; Ian guesses by saying "10-Men, but that stands for "EX-tra power" and is named after Professor Xavier)

Anthony explains that he's going to interview eight foods and then he's going to hold the vote to find the perfect one to take Ian and his Pink Frosted Sprinkle Donut down for good. Anthony doesn't want Ian to join, but Ian wants Anthony to find the better food just as much as Anthony does. Ian explains about the tenth Food Battle and both making sure this battle is the most epic and nonsensical battle they ever had. That's why Ian joins in with Anthony and both interview together.

Zucchini[]

Food Battle X campaign - A vote for Zucchini is a vote for a dead donut

It starts out with the zucchini coming into the "Smoshffice" and saying that he will win Food Battle X and he'll stand if everything is all the same. Anthony researched that Zucchini wrote the word "kill" in blood on the resume, but Zucchini likes to do that. Ian ask Zucchini about being a psychopath. Zucchini laughs and ask about being psychotic spending with the coyotes during summer and howling at the moon. He acts like blood thirsty muderer, even going so far as saying his favorite movie of all time is Star Wars: Episode I: The Phantom Menace. Anthony gets pretty scared about what Zucchini is saying so he says that's totally normal. Ian told Zucchini that he sounded like some kind of guy who want his mom to meet. Zucchini claims that the donut will be a dead man and he gave them his card. Anthony explains about people like that who actually hands over certain cards such as business cards. Zucchini told Ian and Anthony that he is the wind so he howls away out of the wall. Ian told Anthony that Zucchini is the psycho and explains that he doesn't like Star Wars: Episode I: The Phantom Menace.

The narrator tells the viewers to vote for Zucchini is a vote for a dead donut.

Edible Cactus[]

Prickles. Not Sprinkles. Vote for Edible Cactus

Ian felt really bored and asked Anthony if the interview was over yet. Anthony explains about they did one so far. Ian agrees so he says to send in the "next talking food thing". Suddenly, the edible cactus with the beard appears in and introduced himself to them. Anthony doesn't know who this edible thing is. He answers that he is the edible cactus. Ian ask Edible Cactus that he confused himself a cactus, but Edible Cactus is not just the regular cactus because he is edible. Anthony gets confused and told him that he can't put the word "edible" in front of thing and claim people to eat. Ian notice Edible Cactus about Food Battle and not "Not-Food Battle". So Edible Cactus tries to convince Anthony and Ian that he is edible by moving part of the face, but they don't believe him until Ian bites his face off with his teeth. The Edible Cactus noticed that his face will grow back. Ian whisper to Anthony by explaining that the Edible Cactus' face won't. Since Anthony researched on his Google that show that edible cactuses is in fact a real food.

The narrator says "Prickles, not sprinkles" and tells the viewers to vote for Edible Cactus.

Baguette[]

Vote for Baguette. That's what I think he said

Ian chats to Anthony about realizing that the male foreskin is just a myth. Anthony notices that Ian doesn't have to speak between interviews. Then, a French baguette appears in and tells Smosh he will win Food Battle, but his intelligible language and thick French accent confuses them. Ian and Anthony start guessing that the Baguette either "removing a huge bowl" or "the iguana doesn't have a soul" or "sharing a bed with a visual sculpture artist, Dave Cole" or "seeing Batman's butt", but Baguette gets very mad and left out the wall. Anthony got jealous about getting the wall replaced. Ian starts to think about Batman's butt theory.

The narrator tells the viewers to vote for Baguette and nervously explains what he said.

Flan[]

A vote for Flan is flantastic

Anthony understands to Ian by speaking one of the lyrics to the song Predicate Rap (For the simple sentence "John is yellow", "John" acts as the subject And "is yellow" acts as the predicate). Suddenly, a female flan appears to introduce herself and explain about her "flantastic" opportunity. Ian starts to mock but cough out because of what Flan is saying to Ian and Anthony. Flan greet them by saying that the interview is "flanderful" to meet them. Ian expresses his hate for flans. So he told Flan that her pun was almost as lousy as her taste, but she taste great so she says "flank you". Ian yells out objection even though this interview is not a courtroom. Anthony told Ian to settle down, but Ian knows how much he hate flans all because of her puns and he refuses to take it. He start to yell out at Flan for being some kind of dessert (such as cake or pudding) then tells her to make up her mind. Anthony lets Ian go play with the hand dryers in the bathroom, so Ian leaves the room while insulting to himself about flans. Flan tells Anthony about waking up on the "flan side of the bed", making him join Ian playing with the hand dryers in the bathroom. Flan explains awkwardness then say "eleflant in the room" as a joke. Then, she screams out explaining that she work hard on all the puns and she's a comedic god and that someone should love her.

The narrator says to the viewers "a vote for Flan is..." then the word "flantastic" appears makes the narrator refuse to say a pun about that.

Chocolate-Coated Banana[]

Food Battle X Banana

Regular Banana

During the hallway, Anthony told Banana (as seen in previous Food Battle campaigns 2012 and 2013) not to enter because of three failed Food Battle entrees (2009, 2012, and 2013). He explain that no one cares about how Banana gets hilarious and phallic he is and tell him to get out.

Vote for Chocolate-Coated Banana and not because of the connotation or anything...

Later, Banana enters the interview, but disguise as Chocolate-Coated Banana. Anthony confused about the same banana he kicked out, but Ian notice about the difference because Chocolate-Coated Banana is dipped in chocolate. Banana complements Ian and Anthony about finding the way to dip himself in chocolate he used from the vending machine and melting himself down by using the hand dryers in the bathroom. Anthony ask Banana why he should be in the Food Battle. This makes him feel nervous about flashback times while the illusion of Pink Frosted Sprinkle Donut appears and making fun of him by saying lines from his 2012 campaign video. So he told him that he loves his fans and wanting to make everyone proud. Anthony likes Banana's answers and then he jokes about having on board and about the connotations and everything. Banana confused about what connotation Anthony is talking about. Anthony is getting nervous and tells Ian that he looks extremely phallic. Banana is more serious and questions Anthony about the connotations. Anthony just whimpering, Banana couldn't hear that. Anthony awkwardly explains to him. Banana starts to insult Anthony by telling to speak up and say something to his brown, chocolate-coated face. Anthony mentioned that Pink Frosted Sprinkle Donut insult Banana by saying that he look like a penis that lives inside of a butt. Ian got scared and start to hide under the table. Banana overhears Anthony about that kind of mockery from Pink Frosted Sprinkle Donut and threatens to kill him and his donut families then threatens to poop on the donuts' grave and then he increases his rage more. Anthony apologize Banana and will take him for consideration. Banana feels better and agrees to Anthony.

As he's at the hallway, Banana claims about the year of himself.

The narrator tells the viewers to vote for Chocolate-Coated Banana and not because of the connotation or anything.

Ginger[]

The narrator tells the viewers to vote for Ginger and not the Ron Weasly kind of ginger.

Spaghetti[]

Anthony notices an inanimate noodle of Spaghetti on the rug. Ian complains that Spaghetti doesn't do anything. Anthony demands, "Do something already, you stupid worm!"; just then, Spaghetti turns into a colossal monstrous spaghetti noodle, roars, and smashes through the wall, much to Anthony and Ian’s shock. Anthony says he's definitely putting Spaghetti in the "maybe" pile. Ian says, "I think I pooped a little."

The narrator tells the viewers not forget to vote for Spaghetti.

Romanesca[]

The narrator tells the viewers

Trivia[]

  • Mega Man appears as a cameo drawing.
  • Marvel's X-Men characters, Wolverine and Cyclops appears as a cameo drawing.
  • Sharon (Ian's mom) was mentioned.
  • The movie, Star Wars: Episode I: The Phantom Menace that the Zucchini and Ian mentioned is always a flop.
  • This is the first Food Battle with cartoon videos as campaign videos instead of the usual ones, made by Chris Bennett (who created the Alfred and Poe & Super Smosh on Shut Up! Cartoons).
  • As Flan said about being a comedic god, that would be mistaken because she just pronounced herself "she" despite of being a comedic goddess.
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