- "And my jimmy runs deep / So deep / So deep / Put her butt to sleep"
- —Ian rapping to "It Was A Good Day" by Ice Cube
EPIC SMOSH RAP BATTLE is the 8th episode of Game Bang. It was released on November 16, 2012.
Description[]
Ever wonder if the Smosh Games crew could rap? Well here ya go!
We are playing Def Jam Rap Star and the losers will have to do a freestyle rap battle
Game Bang[]
Rules[]
The Smosh Games crew takes turns rapping songs in the rapping game Def Jam Rapstar. Unlike the previous music-related Game Bang, each person chooses the next person's song. The two with the lowest scores will have to enter a freestyle rap battle against each other, while the person with the third-lowest score provides a beat.
The turn order is Ian first, Lasercorn second, Sohinki third, Jovenshire fourth, Mari fifth, and Anthony last.
Results[]
| Rank | Rappers | Song | Score | Info |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1st | Ian | Ice Cube - "It Was A Good Day" | 219,278 (DOPE) |
Lyrics: 74% Timing: 84% |
| 2nd | Lasercorn | LL Cool J - "Mama Said Knock You Out" | 179,837 (ON POINT) |
Lyrics: 40% Timing: 85% |
| 3rd | Anthony | Twista ft. Kanye West & Jamie Foxx - "Slow Jamz" |
158,692 (DOPE) |
Lyrics: 63% Timing: 88% |
| 4th | Mari | Big Pun - "Still Not a Player" | 158,690 (ON POINT) |
Lyrics: 48% Timing: 85% Pitch: 68% |
| 5th | Sohinki | Nelly - "Hot In Herre" | 136,616 (ROUGH) |
Lyrics: 78% Timing: 82% Pitch: 65% |
| Last | Jovenshire | Beastie Boys - "Brass Monkey" | 95,662 (WACK) |
Lyrics: 40% Timing: 83% Pitch: 52% |
Note: Anthony misread Mari's score as 158,699, so he mistakenly ended up providing the beat in the punishment rap battle, believing he was in 4th place with 7 fewer points.
Punishment[]
- "In the left corner, we have The Jovenshire! In the right corner, we got So-Kinky!"
- —Anthony announcing the contestants
Everyone's reactions after Sohinki burns Jovenshire
The ones with lowest and second-lowest scores (Jovenshire and Sohinki, respectively) must enter into an "improv" (improvised) freestyle rap battle against each other. The person with the third-lowest score (Anthony) acts as the announcer and the beatboxer.
Jovenshire:
I'm the Jovenshire, I run this empire
I'm not worried about you down there, Sohinki, 'cause you're so dinky!
Sohinki:
Forget Lasercorn, Forget Jovenshire
I don't even know how the f**k he got hired!
Jovenshire:
I've got the Joveknights, with all bark and bite
What do you have, the Sohinki Army? All you have is an army of Barbies!
Sohinki:
Let's see what strength this guy can muster
What do you got on your shoes, some f**king mustard?
Who do you think you are, a f**king hustler?
Forget a ghost, this guy's just a buster!
Achievements[]
| Achievement | Won by | Timestamp |
|---|---|---|
| Make The Police Raid Ice Cube's House | Ian | 1:49 |
| Get The Worst Score Even Though You Know The Song | Sohinki | 5:30 |
| Make Up Your Own Lyrics | Jovenshire | 7:16 |
| Make Up More Of Your Own Lyrics | Mari | 8:45 |
Trivia[]
"GAME BANG, SUCKA"
- The order of turns for this episode was exactly the same as ANTHONY GOES SHIRTLESS WITH JILLIAN MICHAELS and JUST DANCE 4 HILARITY!
- Despite receiving a low score, Sohinki was credited to have performed his song the best, and received a standing ovation from the other five players after his turn.
- While Anthony was announcing the scores, his mistakes were caught during editing, as evidenced by on-screen comments like "690+9?" and "(actually +2 points)".
- Sohinki's last line in his freestyle is a reference to Joven's Ghostbusters shirt.
- The title is likely a nod to Peter Shukoff and Lloyd Ahlquist's YouTube series Epic Rap Battles of History, where Ian and Anthony would later go on to be guest stars.
| Previous Video None |
EPIC SMOSH RAP BATTLE | Next Video COVER YOUR EARS, WE'RE SINGING |
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| Previous Video JUST DANCE 4 HILARITY! |
EPIC SMOSH RAP BATTLE | Next Video DANCING WITH THE STAR WARS |
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