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*Smosh made a shirt that says "WHAT THE FIRETRUCK" on it, for sale on [[Smosh.com]].
 
*Smosh made a shirt that says "WHAT THE FIRETRUCK" on it, for sale on [[Smosh.com]].
 
*Justine Ezarik, a.k.a "ijustine," was a guest star in the verse where they said: "iPhone bill," due to her famous video about her 300 paged Phone bill.
 
*Justine Ezarik, a.k.a "ijustine," was a guest star in the verse where they said: "iPhone bill," due to her famous video about her 300 paged Phone bill.
*This song is a possible parody of the Lonely Island's single ''Like a Boss.''
 
   
 
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Revision as of 10:18, 21 November 2012

FIRETRUCK! is a Smosh video uploaded on August 27, 2010.

Brief Synopsis: Ian and Anthony demonstrate how to use an alternative for the F-word.

Intro

A man was listening to a Smosh song, "Milky Milkshake," and told Ian and Anthony that it sucked, and to come back with a song that was better. As they walked out the door, Anthony shouted, "Firetruck!" The man asked him what he said, and Ian said that the word was a replacement for the F-word instead of saying f**k in public and becuase it "starts with f and ends with uck." Then the man told both of them to come back, and make a song about it.

Lyrics

Now here's the thing about saying firetruck
It starts F and it ends with UCK
So whenever you're in trouble or out of luck
You no longer have to exclaim "OH F**K"
Hey look at that they just bleeped me
Instead say firetruck, it's so easy
And I'd like to take a moment just sit right there
I'll tell you how you can say firetruck anywhere

Stub your toe, FIRETRUCK
Lose your cash, FIRETRUCK
You're naked and your parents come home, FIRETRUCK
Fail your class, FIRETRUCK
Scratch your ass, FIRETRUCK
Clip your nails too short and it hurts, FIRETRUCK
Crap your pants, FIRETRUCK
Bite your tongue, FIRETRUCK
No one shows up to your party, FIRETRUCK
Red Ring of Death, FIRETRUCK
Forget to breathe, FIRETRUCK
Found out your mom is your dad, FIRETRUCK

Say firetruck every chance you see
It's even more fun when it gets bleeped
Say it with me now, don't make this suck
F****************UCK!

Whoa man, did you just say f**k?
Naw man, I just said Firetruck
But when you bleep it, it says f**k
Who cares man, we're sayin' firetruck!

Lose your teeth, FIRETRUCK
iPhone bill, FIRETRUCK
Jonas Brothers stuck in your head, FIRETRUCK
Crash your car, FIRETRUCK
Into your dog, FIRETRUCK
Turns out your dog is your mom, FIRETRUCK

Wait, so now my mom's a dog?
And your dad
This is just getting ridiculous
You act like that's not normal-
IT ISN'T NORMAL.
It is in Canada
So they have man-dog-women in Canada?
...Yes

Fail science, FIRETRUCK
Eat a pencil, FIRETRUCK
There's over 500 Pokemon?! WHAT THE FIRETRUCK
Lose the game, FIRETRUCK
David Blaine, FIRETRUCK
Get run over by a... (what?) FIRETRUCK

So, yeah. Next time you wanna say the F-word, just say Firetruck. It's more polite.
And if you didn't like this song, go fïretruck yourself.

FIRETRUCK!_(Official_Music_Video)

FIRETRUCK! (Official Music Video)

The official video for Firetruck.

Trivia

  • The song is available in Smosh's album, Sexy Album.
  • During the intro office scene, there is a continuity error where the shades on the window keep switching between open and closed.
  • Smosh made a shirt that says "WHAT THE FIRETRUCK" on it, for sale on Smosh.com.
  • Justine Ezarik, a.k.a "ijustine," was a guest star in the verse where they said: "iPhone bill," due to her famous video about her 300 paged Phone bill.

Subscription Ending

"Thanks for subscribing! And if you aren't gonna subscribe, firetruck you! And your dog, friggin uncle."
—{{{2}}}

Shut Up! Opening

"The firetruck go woo! You know what I'm saying like woo woo! SHUT UP!"
—{{{2}}}