Cutest Couple, or Most Likely to Break Up in the Next 3-6 Months? This is EVERY YEARBOOK EVER!
This video was shot with a very limited crew. All cast & crew followed all CDC and California COVID-19 precautions and filming guidelines.
Quotes and Plot
Senior Quotes #1
Claudia Jones (Kimmy Jimenez): "Nevertheless, she persisted. -Tumblr"
Kyle Anderson (Shayne Topp): "Mah Wiiiiiife (laughs) -Anchorman"
Phil Cook (Courtney Miller): "All you have in business is your reputation. -A Billionaire (said that.)"
Phil proposes to add a Adderall vending machine in the campus.
Senior Superlatives #1
Tyler Wilson (Noah Grossman) and Kendall Bailey (Olivia Sui) are a couple with a record of 19 breakups. Their shortest time is 13 hours, their longest time is 4 months, and they're planning to have a long distance relationship.
Senior Quotes #2
Arthur Van Bink (Noah): "Arthur Van Bink -Arthur Van Bink"
Sports Teams #1
Tyler reports that Blandview High set a new record for most consecutive years losing its own homecoming game. Kyle is proud of it.
Senior Quotes #3
Terrance Halloway (Damien Haas: "All the world's a stage, and Terrance Halloway is in the spotlight. -Me, Terrance Halloway"
Terrence poses and seeks to join Criminal Minds.
Senior Superlatives #2
Arthur pranked of peeing his pants, and Kyle states that he and more people voted Arthur for "most popular" despite Arthur being the other way around.
Honoring Mr. Shant
Principal Morris (Jacklyn Uweh) dedicates the page to Mr. (David) Shant (Ian Hecox). After being paid for taking anger issues out on children, Mr. Shant announces his retirement and won't be in the men's bathroom trying to buy Adderall.
Senior Quotes #4
Ash Cooper (Courtney): "Everybody makes mistakes. Everybody has those days. Everybody knows what, what I'm talking about. Everybody gets that way. -Source Unknown"
Kendall: "It doesn't count if it's in the butt. -God"
Community Service #1
Kyle realizes that picking up trash on the beach has helped him learn more about the ocean and trash.
Stuff Kyle found:
joint, old Counting Crows CD
In Memoriam #1
Principal Morris announces the death of Mr. William Kerrigan, but asks if he's just hiding, he should comeback as the pricipal apologizes for unintentionally spooking him.
Community Service #2
Stuff Kyle found: fully intact banana, Applebee's gift card
Tyler, Kendall, and Claudia unite as members of Fellowship of Christian Athletes. They run and exclaim "We love God! God loves running!" By the third time, Claudia is about to puke.
Community Service #3
Stuff Kyle found: old souvenir cup
In the Gay Straight Alliance Club, Claudia and Terrence announce about having a gay member, Ash.
Tyler and Claudia are about to introduce the Bridge Club, but gets flipped to the next page.
Sports Teams #2
Kendall and Claudia reveal their reactions whenever people learn that Blandview High has a golf club.
Community Service #4
Stuff Kyle found: dead body
Ash likes volunteering with the elderly because of long isolation from parents and it's nice to be closer to death. Mrs. Jefferson (Jackie) is shocked and wants to be moved.
Terrence volunteered to help homeless cats but not a single one was Jellicle, so he sings "What a waste of my time."
Kendall: "Claudia, love of my life, I love you so much. So many incredible memories his year, like when you know who asked you know what you know when. LOL, HAGS, JK, I'll see you tomorrow.
P.S., six more pages of this message if you follow this super long arrow to the end of the yearbook."
Kyle drew a dick, and Tyler likes it.
Community Service #5
Stuff Kyle found: condoms, big blue crab
Highlights of the Year
Kendall won Homecoming Queen and Tyler won Homecoming King due to his mom bribing the assistant principal to recount. The couple are (kind of) proud of each other.
Terrence substituted Claudia for the role of Dorothy, and he claims that Claudia, credited as the wicked witch, died. Claudia reveals that she just sprained her arm and Terrence threw her in the wall, which Terrence denies.
Fellowship Alliance of Christian Athletes doing 300 "Squats. For. Christ." Claudia becomes jealous when she learns that Kendall didn't have sex with her.
On Senior Day, Claudia, Ash, and Kendall ride a roller coaster. When Ash asks if somebody $#!& themselves and Claudia denies it, they, along with Kendall, panic.
David reveals that the mysterious dirt mound on the baseball field is Mr. Kerrigan. After 13 years of being inexplicably harder on female students than male students, he's escorted off campus by police (Shayne), who accepts Adderall from David.
- Ian Hecox as Mr. David Shant
- Courtney Miller as Phil Cook and Ash Cooper
- Shayne Topp as Kyle Anderson and a police
- Damien Haas as Terrance Halloway
- Olivia Sui as Kendall Bailey
- Noah Grossman as Tyler Wilson and Arthur Van Bink
- Kimmy Jimenez as Claudia Jones
- Jacklyn Uweh as Principal Morris and Mrs. Jefferson
- Director: Ryan Finnerty
- Written By: Sydney Heller & Olivia DeLaurentis
- Editor: Mike Small
- Executive Producer: Ryan Finnerty
- Head Writer: Monica Vasandani
- Production Manager: Alicia Gaynor
- Production Coordinator: Jacqi Jones
- Production Assistant: Heidi Ha
- DP: Brennan Iketani
- Camera Operator: Billy Yates
- Gaffer / AC: Dustin Bloodgood
- Sound Mixer: Greg Jones
- Art Director: Cassie Vance
- Art Coordinator: Yasmeen Mughal
- Art Assistant: Alex Aguilar
- Art Assistant: Oliver Wehlander
- Wardrobe: Lena Frostestad
- Assistant Editor/DIT: Matt Duran
- GFX: Brittany Metz, Winton Foulds
- Content Manager: Kiana Parker
- Stage Manager: David Hill
- Executive Assistant: Sammie Miller