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Every Waiter Ever is a the 153rd episode of the Smosh series Every Blank Ever. It was released on January 20, 2020.

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You hear that? That's the sound of your server preparing to sing "Happy Birthday" for the 17th time tonight. This is EVERY WAITER EVER!

Credits[]

By type 
Cast Crew Music Miscellanea

Cast

Crew

  • Director: Ryan Todd
  • Writer: Monica Vasandani, Kurt Maloney, Lorraine DeGraffenreidt, and Patrick McDonald & Ryan Finnerty
  • Executive Producer: Ryan Todd
  • Production Manager: Margo McHugh
  • 1st AD: Eddie Vigil V
  • DP: Jonathan Na
  • Cam Op: Brennan Iketani
  • 1st AC: Jacqi Jones
  • DIT: Matt Duran
  • DIT: Brian Rosenthal
  • Art Director: Cassie Vance
  • Art Department Assistant: Yasmeen Mughal
  • Set Decorator: Tayler Nicholson
  • Set Dresser: Sam Valladres
  • Props & Stage Coordinator: David Hill
  • Sound Mixer: Greg Jones
  • Script Supervisor: Merina Seidel
  • Hair & Makeup Department Head: Rachel Jenkins
  • Wardrobe: Lena Frostestad
  • Gaffer: Nick Giomuso
  • Best Boy Grip: Dustin Bloodgood
  • Grip: Angelique Costanza
  • Key PA: Austin Barrett
  • PA: Patrick Polsin
  • PA: Sarah Davis
  • PA: Samuel Kaufman
  • Editor: Mike Small
  • Assistant Editor: Matt Duran
  • GFX: Brittany Metz
  • Content Manager: Kiana Parker
  • IT/Equipment Manager: Tim Baker
  • Executive Assistant: Nancy Azcona


Appearances[]

By type 
People Characters Creatures Events Food
Locations Media Organizations and titles Technology Miscellanea

Characters

  • Courtney Miller (character)
  • Dean (first appearance)
  • Ian Hecox (character)
  • Jacklyn Uweh (character)
  • Johnny (first appearance)
  • John Stith Pemberton (first mentioned)
  • Marion Cabell Tyree (first mentioned)
  • Shayne Topp (character)
  • Todd (first appearance)
  • Trent (first appearance)
  • Unidentified female Golden Burrito customer (Jacklyn Uweh) (first appearance)
  • Unidentified female Golden Burrito customer (Rachel Jenkins) (first appearance)
  • Unidentified female Golden Burrito customer (unidentified actress) (first appearance)
  • Unidentified female Golden Burrito waiter (Jacklyn Uweh) (first appearance)
  • Unidentified female Golden Burrito waiter (Courtney Miller) (first appearance)
  • Unidentified male Golden Burrito customer (first appearance)
  • Unidentified male Golden Burrito waiter (first appearance)

Food

  • Alcohol (mentioned only, on a sign)
    • Blue Moon (first mentioned, on a sign)
    • Blue Zin (first mentioned, on a sign)
    • Cabernet Sauvignon (mentioned only, on a sign)
    • Corona (first mentioned, on a sign)
    • Dos Equis (first mentioned, on a sign)
    • Fizzy Hop Sauce (first mentioned, on a sign)
    • Harvest Moon (first mentioned, on a sign)
    • Pinot grigio (first mentioned, on a sign)
    • Marley (first mentioned, on a sign)
    • Merlot (first mentioned, on a sign)
    • XXX (first mentioned, on a sign)
    • Werewolf Moon (first mentioned, on a sign)
    • Werewolf Barmitzfah (first mentioned, on a sign)
    • White Zinfandel (first mentioned, on a sign)
  • Bread
    • Breadstick (mentioned only)
    • Bun (picture only, on a sign)
  • Burger (mentioned and pictured only, on a sign)
    • Hamburger (mentioned and pictured only, on a sign)
  • Butter (mentioned only)
  • Cake
  • Cheese (mentioned only) (picture only, on a sign)
  • Chip
    • Tortilla chip
  • Coca-Cola (mentioned only) (first identified as John Stith Pemberton Soup)
  • Dr. Pepper (mentioned only)
  • Flat maize pyramid (first mentioned)
  • Fries
  • Ice (first identified as freezy chunks)
  • Ketchup
  • Lettuce (picture only, on a sign)
  • Mr. Pibb (first mentioned)
  • Mustard
  • Nachos (mentioned only) (first identified as cheesy nachos)
  • Patty (picture only, on a sign)
  • Pizza (mentioned only)
  • Quesadilla (mentioned only) (first identified as Bedtime Scoobies)
  • Sandwich
    • Fried lettuce sandwich (first appearance)
  • Salt (mentioned only)
  • Sprinkles
  • Sprite (mentioned only)
  • Soup
    • Unsalted butter soup (mentioned only)
  • Taco (mentioned only) (first identified as Scoobies) (first identified as Comfy Scoobies)
  • Tea (mentioned only)
    • Sweet tea (first mentioned) (first identified as Marion Cabell Tyree Sauce)
  • Tomato (picture only, on a sign)
  • Water (first identified as Earth sweat)

Locations

  • United States of America
    • Arkansas (mentioned only, on a sign)
    • Colorado (mentioned only, on a sign)
    • Golden Burrito
    • U.S. Route 66 (logo only) (first pictured)

Media

  • Golden Burrito menu (first appearance)
  • "Happy Birthday to You"
  • Todd's custom birthday song (first appearance)

Organizations and titles

  • Olive Garden (company) (mentioned only)
  • Sonic Corporation (mentioned only)

Miscellanea

  • Birthday
  • Scoopy Tuesday (first mentioned, on a sign)
  • Vehicles
    • Bicycle