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Every In-N-Out Secret Item RANKED is a Smosh Pit video released on September 26, 2019. In the video, Ian and Damien try and rank every item on the Secret Menu of In-N-Out Burger.


We couldn't just stop at ice cream so today, we're trying and ranking every of In-N-Out's secret menu items. Will we regret this? Probably. Are we committed? Absolutely.

Fan Interaction

  • Damien commented: "I thought I knew all there was to know about In N Out, but this video changed my life. Ordered some last night, and my new go-to is:
    Double-double protein style (no salt)
    3x3 with chilis (no salt)
    Animal fries
    " It received over 1.3K likes.
  • A fan commented: "Since Shayne's best friend is Courtney Miller, yes Courtney Miller, Damien and Ian are now on the way to being besties
    Edit: Never mind, Damien's best friend is America Ferrera
    " to which another fan replied: "I need a Damien vs lasercorn video for Ian, it’s only fair to LCorn"
    • Damien replied: "Mindset No way. He’d bring a crossbow to a super soaker fight."


  1. Animal Fries
  2. Burger: Protein Style
  3. Burger with Chili Peppers
  4. Root Beer Float
  5. 4x4 Burger
  6. Burger: Animal Style
  7. Neopolitan Shake
  8. Burger with Cold Cheese
  9. Grilled Cheese Sandwich
  10. The Flying Dutchman with Fried Mustard
  11. The Flying Dutchman
  12. The Scooby Snack

"In-N-Out Secrets"

At the end of the video, a song titled "In-N-Out Secrets" was played that summed up Damien and Ian's results. It was sung by Damien and produced by Kevin Rygg.


Oh, we're back, baby, countin' down the numbers of the things we ate
My God, you watched a second one of these, so... thanks.

Twelve, those Scooby Snacks
Nothing much to them, so they're pretty whack
Eleven, the Flying Dutchman, son
Number ten was slightly better with some mustard on
Nine, a grilled cheese and that's all
Eight, not great, cold cheeseburger took a fall
Seven, a Neopolitan shake, drank it all down, gave ourselves a tummy ache

In-N-Out Secret Menu
What secrets wait for me?
Shayne, buy me In-N-Out

Six, burger Animal Style
Five, a four by four, which eating took a while
Four, a root beer float, classic American but it didn't rock the boat
Chili Pepper Burger we put at number three
And burger Protein Style a number two for me
Finally, there's item number one
Animal Style Fries to fill up the tum

Oh, Shayne, buy me In-N-Out or I'm gonna rob you blind



  • The subtitles for "In-N-Out Secrets" in the line "Nothing much to them, so they're pretty whack" leave out "they're".

See also