- "Why is it so dark in here?"
- "That's the point."
EVERY HAUNTED HOUSE EVER is the third Halloween-themed video in Smosh's Every Blank Ever series after EVERY HALLOWEEN EVER and EVERY HORROR MOVIE EVER. It was released October 16, 2017. The video peaked as YouTube's fourth most trending video under six hours after its release. Around 5:45 PM EST on October 18, 2017, the video had fallen off the list when it was a few thousand views away from reaching 1,000,000.
Haunted houses - whether it's scary clowns, creepy kids, getting lost in a corn maze, or more, this is EVERY HAUNTED HOUSE EVER!
- The video skipped Smosh's weekly main sketch which made it the first time since 2012 it has happened and the first time since 2008 it wasn't acknowledged.
- This is the first Smosh video to be a subsequent to a previous Smosh video where both were Every Blank Ever videos.